You would think it common sense that if people are going to be on a PvP Server, that they might at LEAST be PREPARED for PvP 24/7, and by reason of constant practice, be a bit better than the PvE server scrubs.

You would think.

But apparently on our server, the Alliance players are simply PvE scrubs that seem lost and misplaced on the server type they’re on. To put it plainly and not mince words because it’s far too fucking early for me to be awake and typing, these people fucking suck. How do you play on a PvP Server and suck so badly at PvP?! I REALLY want to know. Well at any rate, we’ve been wiping the floor with these scrubs alot. From my wife and I ganking random idiots as we level, to Rakha and I (80 and 75) 2v2ing two completely raiding gear decked out players (80 Paladin and 80 Shaman) and utterly demolishing them at the Crossroads the other morning. And I mean demolishing. We chased one of them all the way back to Rachet and kicked his teeth in while fighting the Goblin guards that are there to PREVENT in-town PvP, and the other we camped and PKed so much, that s/he just logged out and waited a few hours to make sure we were gone before trying to res and leave again.

And the real kicker? They all talk and act like they’re GOOD while slamming the rest of the Alliance side on the server. So basically, without even realizing it, they’re saying they’re the best fingerpainters in the Retard Class. Good job, Corky.

Man, when we all hit 80, it’s going to be a real bloodbath on this server. These fuckin’ nubs aren’t going to know wot hit them.

~Blagtoof

As Warhammer Online dies a slow, painful death being the catastrophic failure it is (they’ve shut down MORE servers, only 4 left!) we’re enjoying our time back in WOW insanely. So those wondering why there are no updates here lately? Simple. We’re busy having fun. Maybe we’ll get back to posting updates regularly but right now it’s only when I’m in the mood. Deal with it.

So let’s update…

We’re beating the PISS out of the Alliance pussies on our WOW PvP server. They’re just horrible players. You’d expect more out of people on a PvP server, but sadly, this is not the case.

In W.A.R., we have transfered our guild ONCE AGAIN. We’re off of Pheonix Throne, as it’s closing down. But have no fear, our guild banner still flies in W.A.R. even if NONE OF US PLAY IT. All but one Blagtoof subscription ran out today. Good job, Mythic. Fuckin’ assholes.

~Blagtoof

So….13 years ago this very day, this Guild was created…

Alot has happened in those years. We’ve experienced massive member changes, game changes, and in the beginning even purpose changes. What I mean by that is, we dint start out this way. But as things go, necessity forces evolution and like a Shark, it’s swim or die, so of course we chose to keep swimming and in order for that to happen, we needed to grow teeth and become a predator, else we become the prey. Every year that passed in the beginning called for us to evolve that much more until we were exactly wot you see today - an elite online killing force made up of good friends and family. It’s not rocket science why our formula works, but oddly enough it seems to ONLY work for us, as any other flash in the pan guild that came along over these long years that has either tried to do wot we do or tried to claim they do wot we do simply fails and implodes in upon itself. And our impact is pretty evident. I still get emails from random UOers from back in the day surprised and happy that we’re still around. Our old WOW Server Forums still have regular threads about “the old days” and they go on about us for pages - we left & the server died, and in W.A.R., even though that game is dying a slow, agonizingly painful death due to Developer IDIOCY, people are still reading and buying the worldwide published magazine we were in and the new issues that keep coming out with new articles on how to not suck complete ass, all of the Order guilds that claimed they’d combat us have all vanished, and the ones that actually tried have ALSO vanished, funny enough, and the Destruction ones turned out to be just as bad. Either all talk or just the typical flash in the panners, they’re all but gone themselves leaving in their wake a plethora of excuses, whines and bullshit reasons for their inevitable failure. Meanwhile we’re here not only celebrating our 13th anniversary (in our 14th year now), but we’re going strong - possibly stronger than ever with our strongest line-up ever.

So while it would be easy to drone on here, I won’t. The simple fact is, no guild has done wot we have and no other could honestly COULD. Admit it or not, like it or not, we’re known worldwide thanks to our ongoing presence in publication, we’re the LONGEST running MMORPG guild in existence, the first and only RP-PK guild (we invented it, asshats) and the guild everyone in every game loves to hate but can’t seem to have a good time without. I’m proud of us, I’m thankful to and proud to play / fight / kill along side and my friends and family in this guild, and I can’t wait to see where this all goes next!

Happy Anniversary!

Feed the Ego.

~Blagtoof

That didn’t take very long…

Check out our Clan Kills Gallery for the recent additions by myself and Karhak from our Guild’s triumphant return to WOW. You would think that people on a PvP Server would, oh I don’t know, know how to PvP a bit better than the asshat crybabies on Eonewb, but alas, they don’t. Even using a brand new class I have never even read up on, the Death Knight, I’ve started spilling the blood of people higher levels than I am. It’s fucking ridiculous. And Kar has been eating these scrubs alive, being 72 killing level 80s. It’s nuts.

So take a look, and laugh with us at them. This is only the beginning. Wait until we start FRAPSing this shit. LOL

~Blagtoof

Adventure as one of two new races–the cursed worgen with the Alliance or the resourceful goblins with the Horde.

Level Cap Increased to 85

Earn new abilities, tap into new talents, and progress through the path system, a new way for players to improve characters.

Classic Zones Remade

Familiar zones across the original continents of Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms have been altered forever and updated with new content, from the devastated Badlands to the broken Barrens, which has been sundered in two.

New High-Level Zones

Explore newly opened parts of the world, including Uldum, Grim Batol, and the great Sunken City of Vashj’ir beneath the sea.

More Raid Content than Ever Before

Enjoy more high-level raid content than previous expansions, with optional more challenging versions of all encounters.

New Race and Class Combinations

Explore Azeroth as a gnome priest, blood elf warrior, or one of the other never-before-available race and class combinations.

Guild Advancement

Progress as a guild to earn guild levels and guild achievements.

New PvP Zone & Rated Battlegrounds

Take on PvP objectives and daily quests on Tol Barad Island, a new Wintergrasp-like zone, and wage war in all-new rated Battlegrounds.

Archaeology

Master a new secondary profession to unearth valuable artifacts and earn unique rewards.

Flying Mounts in Azeroth

Explore Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms like never before.

And much, much more…

Now…take all this, add in all the shit they’re going to put in the “much, much more” category PLUS all the shit they’ve added since The Burning Crusade and W.A.R.’s release, and you have a game that does W.A.R. better than W.A.R. does W.A.R.

What. The. Fuck.

Mythic better move fast or Blizzard is going to finish their game off right fucking quick. And coming from ME, that says alot.

~Blagtoof