Well you should be…..that is…if you plan on learning how to PvP…ever. The Magazines are hitting the racks regularly. My introductory “how-to” article on Ganking your sorry asses in World of WarCraft hit the stands in May and they are being purchased, read, and as I expected poorly executed. Hey, I can tell you how all I want, but if you guys just simply suck, there’s not much I can do. You can’t fix “suck”, and you all indeed suck. Soon Part 2 in the Series will be on the racks, then in a couple of months you’ll find Part 3. If you idiots think really hard, bust out the calculators and ask your dumber than dogshit parents that crapped you out, you’ll realize that there’s a number pattern going on!

What’s even better are the crybabies that really can’t handle this shit and take it seriously. People actually whine and cry on their little blogs about the articles I write. That’s fucking HYSTERICAL to me.

These are the same idiots that think we’ve ever really given a flying shit what they think or that this site is in any way, shape or form remotely serious. Will no one EVER get it that this is MEANT to pour salt on the wound because it’s downright funny to see how the dumber mouth breathers of the general population react?! Then again, if they actually ever DO get it, we’d be out of business…

The funny part? I get paid to piss you emo-bitches off either way. Thanks!

~Blagtoof

We’ve been busy. Too busy to spam posts on our site. How busy? Keep an eye on the newstands in the coming months.

Who knows? Maybe you’ll all actually learn something so we can finally have some form of a challenge after 14 years of wiping the virtual landscape with you losers.

 ~Blagtoof

You would think it common sense that if people are going to be on a PvP Server, that they might at LEAST be PREPARED for PvP 24/7, and by reason of constant practice, be a bit better than the PvE server scrubs.

You would think.

But apparently on our server, the Alliance players are simply PvE scrubs that seem lost and misplaced on the server type they’re on. To put it plainly and not mince words because it’s far too fucking early for me to be awake and typing, these people fucking suck. How do you play on a PvP Server and suck so badly at PvP?! I REALLY want to know. Well at any rate, we’ve been wiping the floor with these scrubs alot. From my wife and I ganking random idiots as we level, to Rakha and I (80 and 75) 2v2ing two completely raiding gear decked out players (80 Paladin and 80 Shaman) and utterly demolishing them at the Crossroads the other morning. And I mean demolishing. We chased one of them all the way back to Rachet and kicked his teeth in while fighting the Goblin guards that are there to PREVENT in-town PvP, and the other we camped and PKed so much, that s/he just logged out and waited a few hours to make sure we were gone before trying to res and leave again.

And the real kicker? They all talk and act like they’re GOOD while slamming the rest of the Alliance side on the server. So basically, without even realizing it, they’re saying they’re the best fingerpainters in the Retard Class. Good job, Corky.

Man, when we all hit 80, it’s going to be a real bloodbath on this server. These fuckin’ nubs aren’t going to know wot hit them.

~Blagtoof

As Warhammer Online dies a slow, painful death being the catastrophic failure it is (they’ve shut down MORE servers, only 4 left!) we’re enjoying our time back in WOW insanely. So those wondering why there are no updates here lately? Simple. We’re busy having fun. Maybe we’ll get back to posting updates regularly but right now it’s only when I’m in the mood. Deal with it.

So let’s update…

We’re beating the PISS out of the Alliance pussies on our WOW PvP server. They’re just horrible players. You’d expect more out of people on a PvP server, but sadly, this is not the case.

In W.A.R., we have transfered our guild ONCE AGAIN. We’re off of Pheonix Throne, as it’s closing down. But have no fear, our guild banner still flies in W.A.R. even if NONE OF US PLAY IT. All but one Blagtoof subscription ran out today. Good job, Mythic. Fuckin’ assholes.

~Blagtoof

So….13 years ago this very day, this Guild was created…

Alot has happened in those years. We’ve experienced massive member changes, game changes, and in the beginning even purpose changes. What I mean by that is, we dint start out this way. But as things go, necessity forces evolution and like a Shark, it’s swim or die, so of course we chose to keep swimming and in order for that to happen, we needed to grow teeth and become a predator, else we become the prey. Every year that passed in the beginning called for us to evolve that much more until we were exactly wot you see today - an elite online killing force made up of good friends and family. It’s not rocket science why our formula works, but oddly enough it seems to ONLY work for us, as any other flash in the pan guild that came along over these long years that has either tried to do wot we do or tried to claim they do wot we do simply fails and implodes in upon itself. And our impact is pretty evident. I still get emails from random UOers from back in the day surprised and happy that we’re still around. Our old WOW Server Forums still have regular threads about “the old days” and they go on about us for pages - we left & the server died, and in W.A.R., even though that game is dying a slow, agonizingly painful death due to Developer IDIOCY, people are still reading and buying the worldwide published magazine we were in and the new issues that keep coming out with new articles on how to not suck complete ass, all of the Order guilds that claimed they’d combat us have all vanished, and the ones that actually tried have ALSO vanished, funny enough, and the Destruction ones turned out to be just as bad. Either all talk or just the typical flash in the panners, they’re all but gone themselves leaving in their wake a plethora of excuses, whines and bullshit reasons for their inevitable failure. Meanwhile we’re here not only celebrating our 13th anniversary (in our 14th year now), but we’re going strong - possibly stronger than ever with our strongest line-up ever.

So while it would be easy to drone on here, I won’t. The simple fact is, no guild has done wot we have and no other could honestly COULD. Admit it or not, like it or not, we’re known worldwide thanks to our ongoing presence in publication, we’re the LONGEST running MMORPG guild in existence, the first and only RP-PK guild (we invented it, asshats) and the guild everyone in every game loves to hate but can’t seem to have a good time without. I’m proud of us, I’m thankful to and proud to play / fight / kill along side and my friends and family in this guild, and I can’t wait to see where this all goes next!

Happy Anniversary!

Feed the Ego.

~Blagtoof