The PhM / The Blagtoof WarTribe • PKing Your Ass Since September 25th 1996



 

Still here. Still killing. Stop crying.

April 25, 2012 Category: Clan News0 Comments

Yes, yes we’re still here. We’ve been too busy having fun and beating the snot out of the weakass Reps on our PvP Server to stop and post about it. Kind of retarded, Plus real life commitments. I wouldn’t expect you Eonewb-Stalkers that still read us and talk about us on the forums after HOW many years to KNOW what “real life” is, much less getting an actual one that demands your time.

So, keep your eyes here. We have a LOT of PKing footage and I do so enjoy making movies showing people how much they suck and how much we rule considering the so-called PvPers are decked in PvP gear, we’re in modded gear and we smoke the shit out of them. Ah yes, children, many, many pictures of their deaths, many gig of videos to go with it.

 

Feed the Ego

~Rakk


 

 

BioWare Guild Summit

February 15, 2012 Category: Clan News0 Comments

So BioWare is holding a special exclusive Guild Summit and took applications. I submitted ours. And we got in.

This only further proves my point, people. You all can talk and talk, try your hardest to knock us down and try and ignore our proven history and be all obsessive with your hatred of us – looking at you, Eonewbs – but the real world works otherwise. The fact that out of thousands of guilds to apply, and we are one of the few that got in speaks VOLUMES.

Feed the Ego…

~Lord Rakknarr


 

 

Pay Attention! Shit’s Happenin’ Here!

February 9, 2012 Category: Clan News0 Comments

For those of you that don’t have the attention span of a small salad bar will notice the top logo has changed. I have gone ahead and put the logos of the MMORPGs that I felt we had/have a solid presence in.

We began in UO and grew to be the most well known, most hated, and most feared Clan on the Catskills Server. We had our own player made TOWN that everyone knew…if you went there you were dead and dry looted so fast you’d think a GM did it. As a matter of fact, our Town (named Shadar Logoth) is still listed on UO Stratics as a permanent part of Catskills and PhM history. All of you asshats can try and argue the facts all you like. You’re only proving one thing – that you’re so obsessed with hating us, you can’t accept the facts that we ARE who we say we are and we can, will and DO back up every single word we say with proof.

In Shadowbane, we managed to hook up in an alliance with the two “largest good guy” guilds on the server while making backdoor deals with “the bad guilds” on the server, and because of us….the entire server, every single city on it, was destroyed in a day. Took us 3 months to do this.

In the CoH/CoV games, we had our HQ, but quickly got bored with the ease in which we’d kill others, so we split after 4 months.

WOW, well, I shouldn’t have to say it…..but I will. We absolutely DESTROYED every single one of you little shits in that game. You’re a bunch of Eonewbs that couldn’t PvP your way out of a wet paper bag with a chainsaw and a shotgun. You know it. We know it. Hell, I wrote SEVERAL “How To Gank in WOW” articles and you all STILL didn’t learn! I got paid because of our pure brute strength and flat out SKILL in PvP Combat.

Then came Warhammer Online. And again, we dominated. People posted hate threads on BOTH sides because we are so incredibly good at killing, Order players targetted us solely, Destruction players were jealous of us. Forums lit up with how hated we were to the point that the losers we decided to try and allow them to ally with us all crumbled under their own weight of ineptitude….and they ALL disbanded on BOTH sides while we’re still here.

Now in SWTOR, we are again dominating the world PvP front with a steady crew of Warzone PvPing, building our reputation there. As a matter of fact, every Rep scum we ran into paniced and tried to run away as opposed to fighting for their lives. You’d think people joined a PvP Server for the freedom of random world PvP, not try to run away whenever you get attacked….idiots…

Anyway, keep it here, because we’re going to be starting up our podcasts again if time permits. Maybe you’ll actually LEARN something this time. I’m not holding my breath, though.

~Lord Rakknarr, GM, The PhM

 


 

 

Move along, move along…..

January 28, 2012 Category: Clan News0 Comments

So Beckett MOG is done. The last issue has gone to press. I have it and the lovely check that comes with the articles I wrote in it. The magazine, for whatever reason, is going bye-bye, but fear not! My gems of pure PvP Wisdom are not gone. I’ve been talking / researching other avenues to write for, so we’ll see what happens.

In the meantime, we’re demolishing everyone we meet in SWTOR and having a blast doing it. Beckett won’t benefit from what we can offer on SWTOR, but someone somewhere will and I’ll continued to get paid to teach you idiots how to PvP.

~Rakk


 

 

Star Wars: The Old Republic Early Access

December 13, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

Yes, The PhM is in the game. Being press – that whole journalist for Beckett MOG and all – has major perks. I logged in the very second the servers came up and emails were being sent and I was literally the first player in the game. I wish I had been able to take a screenshot of the /who list, but I don’t need to prove it to you people. I know it’s fact. So first player in….me. First Guild created on our server….ours.

See the rest of you in game….whenever they decide you’re allowed in….eventually.

~Rakk


 

 

Beckett Issues #33 and #34

December 7, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

Haven’t updated because, well, we’ve been beta testing SWTOR. But anyways, here you go, kids.

I’ll teach you how to go from PvE to PvP. Yes that’s right. Your leet PvE Raid Gear don’t mean dick in PvP.
And it seems you people need to learn a lot more than how to play. Like the other article in the issue I wrote: The Life-cycle of MMORPGs Beckett’s Massive Online Gamer Magazine Issue #34!

Here I teach you all about the playstyle WE created. RP-PvP. How can I claim we invented it? Because we did. Waaay back in Ultima Online BETA testing 1995/1996. So yes, I can and will proudly yell in your face that it’s a gameplay style WE CREATED.
On top of that lesson, I have another one for you that every single moron that plays WOW needs to learn. No game is “a WOW clone”. In fact, WOW isn’t original in any way, shape or form. It’s an EQ clone. And what’s EQ? A UO Clone turned stupid. And what’s UO? A MUD Clone. And what’s a MUD (you probably don’t even know what that really is anyways), it’s a D&D Clone. Get the picture yet? Well even if you do, read my article on WOW Clone-itis (aka WOW didn’t do it first, dipshits) Beckett’s Massive Online Gamer Magazine Issue #33!

~Rakk


 

 

Are we there yet?

November 16, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

Almost, kiddies. Almost.

The launch day is approaching quickly, and will be here before we know it, so keep your eyes on the newstands as well, because we’re writing articles and editorials for Beckett MOG Magazine specifically for Star Wars The Old Republic!

My time writing Ganking Articles and other Editorials for World of Warcraft is coming to an end……Thank God! I don’t think I could stand writing more about that crapfest of a video game. And what will I be doing after that? Well, I’m going to be your source for how to PvP, Gank, camp and generally be a nasty killer in SWTOR!

This is going to be soooo frikkin’ fun, tormenting, conquering and slaughtering new people in a new game world!

 

“This is where the fun begins…..”

~Rakk


 

 

Star Wars The Old Republic Launch Date Annouced!!

September 24, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

News > News Article
Launch Date for STAR WARS: The Old Republic Announced

BioWare and LucasArts are pleased to announce that Star Wars™: The Old Republic™ will launch on December 20, 2011 in North America and on December 22, 2011 in the European Launch Territories! The announcement was first made by BioWare co-founders Dr. Ray Muzyka and Dr. Greg Zeschuk during their keynote address at the 2011 Eurogamer Expo in London, England. Speaking to a packed room of press and fans alike, Dr. Muzyka acknowledged the weight of the moment and the patience of the fans.

“This is an incredible moment for everyone at BioWare and our partners at LucasArts who have dedicated their lives to build this extraordinary game. We appreciate the patience from the millions of fans who have been waiting for the game’s release.”

Each copy of Star Wars: The Old Republic will come with 30 days of subscription time, after which you have the option to continue playing with one of the following monthly subscription fees:
•1 Month Subscription: $14.99 (£8.99/€12.99)
•3 Month Subscription: $13.99 per month (one-time charge of $41.97/£25.17/€35.97)
•6 Month Subscription: $12.99 per month (one-time charge of $77.94/£46.14/€65.94)

Those who have pre-ordered the game and entered their pre-order code on StarWarsTheOldRepublic.com are eligible for Early Game Access. If you haven’t yet reserved your copy of the game, be sure to visit our Pre-Order page and secure your place in the Old Republic now!

We want to thank you for your continued passion, dedication and support. Though one part of this incredible journey is coming to an end, we are confident that you all share our excitement for this new beginning. Be sure to check back to StarWarsTheOldRepublic.com as well as our Twitter and Facebook pages for all the latest news and updates on Star Wars: The Old Republic.

~Rakk


 

 

Still here, still going

September 18, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

Look, kids, there’s just not a lot going on, so I’m not going to pup in any filler for the sake of it. When shit happens, shit gets posted.

~Rakk


 

 

Can You Feel It?

August 24, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

It’s coming. Once Star Wars The Old Republic gets going. Once we’re in there and playing, we’re going to utterly demolish ALL of you little pissants. Just like we did in Warhammer Online, World Of Warcraft, Shadowbane and Ultima Online.

And it’s going to be glorious.

And you’re all going to be completely embarrassed when we put up new videos mocking your lack of skill and ability, when we put up loads and loads of screenshots in our kills gallery with your faces buried in the dirt.

Oh yes. It will be glorious.

Can you feel it?

~Lord Rakknarr