Hey you! Yes you. The fuckin’ scrub that’s still pissed off at us for something we did to you back in 2004. I’ve heard there’s a NEW little bullshit “status symbol” that the scrubs are whining about in order to TRY and make themselves “elite”. They cry about people clicking the abilities instead of using the hotkeys. As if that makes clickers suck and these people NOT….while they’re still losing. See, coz what happens is Peron A kills Person B. Person A happened to post video of Person B taking a sword in the ass. Person B doesn’t have any leg to stand on, so he reverts to picking on Person A for “clicking” the abilities, COMPLETELY glazing over the fact that Person B got his ass KICKED by Person A….aka…the clicker. Well guess what, fuckers?
Clicking doesn’t mean someone sucks. You are not automatically awesome because you just use hotkeys. Click, hotkey, osmosis. If you SUCK, you SUCK. Period.
You want some advice? I’ll even give it to you FREE so you don’t HAVE to pay the $10 for an issue of Beckett. This isn’t printed there anywhere, so here it is, kids. It’s not the layout of your keys, nor how you use the abilities – it’s YOU. If YOU suck, it’s because you just inherently SUCK.
And if “clickers” are SOOOO bad at playing MMOs, explain to me why you’ve ALL been getting your ASSES handed to you BY people that use a combination of mouse, clicking, hotkeys and keyboarding. It’s what beat YOUR asses hard enough to cause permanent mental damage in that fragile little psyche of yours in MMORPGs since Ultima Online, and it’ll CONTINUE to dominate your sad asses until the day you stop breathing my air. So suck it up, princess. You suck no matter WHAT you do, whereas we are forever Gods of PvP, PKing and Ganking.
And why is my word ABSOLUTE LAW on PvP, PKing and Ganking in MMORPGs? Because I get PAID to be an expert while YOU PAY to read what I write. Capisce?
Feed The Mother Fuckin’ Ego.
~Rakk, Grish, Ghraz, whatever the fuck name you know me by.