The PhM / The Blagtoof WarTribe • PKing Your Ass Since September 25th 1996



 

Star Wars: The Old Republic Early Access

December 13, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

Yes, The PhM is in the game. Being press – that whole journalist for Beckett MOG and all – has major perks. I logged in the very second the servers came up and emails were being sent and I was literally the first player in the game. I wish I had been able to take a screenshot of the /who list, but I don’t need to prove it to you people. I know it’s fact. So first player in….me. First Guild created on our server….ours.

See the rest of you in game….whenever they decide you’re allowed in….eventually.

~Rakk


 

 

Beckett Issues #33 and #34

December 7, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

Haven’t updated because, well, we’ve been beta testing SWTOR. But anyways, here you go, kids.

I’ll teach you how to go from PvE to PvP. Yes that’s right. Your leet PvE Raid Gear don’t mean dick in PvP.
And it seems you people need to learn a lot more than how to play. Like the other article in the issue I wrote: The Life-cycle of MMORPGs Beckett’s Massive Online Gamer Magazine Issue #34!

Here I teach you all about the playstyle WE created. RP-PvP. How can I claim we invented it? Because we did. Waaay back in Ultima Online BETA testing 1995/1996. So yes, I can and will proudly yell in your face that it’s a gameplay style WE CREATED.
On top of that lesson, I have another one for you that every single moron that plays WOW needs to learn. No game is “a WOW clone”. In fact, WOW isn’t original in any way, shape or form. It’s an EQ clone. And what’s EQ? A UO Clone turned stupid. And what’s UO? A MUD Clone. And what’s a MUD (you probably don’t even know what that really is anyways), it’s a D&D Clone. Get the picture yet? Well even if you do, read my article on WOW Clone-itis (aka WOW didn’t do it first, dipshits) Beckett’s Massive Online Gamer Magazine Issue #33!

~Rakk


 

 

Are we there yet?

November 16, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

Almost, kiddies. Almost.

The launch day is approaching quickly, and will be here before we know it, so keep your eyes on the newstands as well, because we’re writing articles and editorials for Beckett MOG Magazine specifically for Star Wars The Old Republic!

My time writing Ganking Articles and other Editorials for World of Warcraft is coming to an end……Thank God! I don’t think I could stand writing more about that crapfest of a video game. And what will I be doing after that? Well, I’m going to be your source for how to PvP, Gank, camp and generally be a nasty killer in SWTOR!

This is going to be soooo frikkin’ fun, tormenting, conquering and slaughtering new people in a new game world!

 

“This is where the fun begins…..”

~Rakk


 

 

Star Wars The Old Republic Launch Date Annouced!!

September 24, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

News > News Article
Launch Date for STAR WARS: The Old Republic Announced

BioWare and LucasArts are pleased to announce that Star Wars™: The Old Republic™ will launch on December 20, 2011 in North America and on December 22, 2011 in the European Launch Territories! The announcement was first made by BioWare co-founders Dr. Ray Muzyka and Dr. Greg Zeschuk during their keynote address at the 2011 Eurogamer Expo in London, England. Speaking to a packed room of press and fans alike, Dr. Muzyka acknowledged the weight of the moment and the patience of the fans.

“This is an incredible moment for everyone at BioWare and our partners at LucasArts who have dedicated their lives to build this extraordinary game. We appreciate the patience from the millions of fans who have been waiting for the game’s release.”

Each copy of Star Wars: The Old Republic will come with 30 days of subscription time, after which you have the option to continue playing with one of the following monthly subscription fees:
•1 Month Subscription: $14.99 (£8.99/€12.99)
•3 Month Subscription: $13.99 per month (one-time charge of $41.97/£25.17/€35.97)
•6 Month Subscription: $12.99 per month (one-time charge of $77.94/£46.14/€65.94)

Those who have pre-ordered the game and entered their pre-order code on StarWarsTheOldRepublic.com are eligible for Early Game Access. If you haven’t yet reserved your copy of the game, be sure to visit our Pre-Order page and secure your place in the Old Republic now!

We want to thank you for your continued passion, dedication and support. Though one part of this incredible journey is coming to an end, we are confident that you all share our excitement for this new beginning. Be sure to check back to StarWarsTheOldRepublic.com as well as our Twitter and Facebook pages for all the latest news and updates on Star Wars: The Old Republic.

~Rakk


 

 

Still here, still going

September 18, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

Look, kids, there’s just not a lot going on, so I’m not going to pup in any filler for the sake of it. When shit happens, shit gets posted.

~Rakk


 

 

Can You Feel It?

August 24, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

It’s coming. Once Star Wars The Old Republic gets going. Once we’re in there and playing, we’re going to utterly demolish ALL of you little pissants. Just like we did in Warhammer Online, World Of Warcraft, Shadowbane and Ultima Online.

And it’s going to be glorious.

And you’re all going to be completely embarrassed when we put up new videos mocking your lack of skill and ability, when we put up loads and loads of screenshots in our kills gallery with your faces buried in the dirt.

Oh yes. It will be glorious.

Can you feel it?

~Lord Rakknarr


 

 

Site Changes Incoming…

August 7, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

So, in order to get set for The Old Republic, the entire site is going to get updated and brought up to date on all fronts. Those with half a brain will notice the entire sidebar has been redone in categories and pages. A nice reshuffling for a better navigational flow….

Will the graphical LOOK of the site change to reflect our next game? Maybe. Still not decided on that one, but it’s definitely time for an overhaul, and if that includes a whole new theme and skin to go with the rearranging of the sidebar, then so be it.

Stay tuned, kids.

~Rakk


 

 

New Beckett Massive Online Gamer hits the stands…

August 4, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

Go buy Beckett’s MOG. I have more PvP to teach you scrubs.

Grishnak Blagtoof “Kill ‘Em All” PvP Ganking Series continues! The Ganker Becomes The Ganked: Turning The Tables! Beckett’s Massive Online Gamer Magazine Issue #32!

~Rakk


 

 

Upgraded Site Shit. Didn’t Explode The Site. Therefore, It’s Rant Time.

August 2, 2011 Category: Clan News0 Comments

Hey you! Yes you. The fuckin’ scrub that’s still pissed off at us for something we did to you back in 2004. I’ve heard there’s a NEW little bullshit “status symbol” that the scrubs are whining about in order to TRY and make themselves “elite”. They cry about people clicking the abilities instead of using the hotkeys. As if that makes clickers suck and these people NOT….while they’re still losing. See, coz what happens is Peron A kills Person B. Person A happened to post video of Person B taking a sword in the ass. Person B doesn’t have any leg to stand on, so he reverts to picking on Person A for “clicking” the abilities, COMPLETELY glazing over the fact that Person B got his ass KICKED by Person A….aka…the clicker. Well guess what, fuckers?

Clicking doesn’t mean someone sucks. You are not automatically awesome because you just use hotkeys. Click, hotkey, osmosis. If you SUCK, you SUCK. Period.

You want some advice? I’ll even give it to you FREE so you don’t HAVE to pay the $10 for an issue of Beckett. This isn’t printed there anywhere, so here it is, kids. It’s not the layout of your keys, nor how you use the abilities – it’s YOU. If YOU suck, it’s because you just inherently SUCK.

And if “clickers” are SOOOO bad at playing MMOs, explain to me why you’ve ALL been getting your ASSES handed to you BY people that use a combination of mouse, clicking, hotkeys and keyboarding. It’s what beat YOUR asses hard enough to cause permanent mental damage in that fragile little psyche of yours in MMORPGs since Ultima Online, and it’ll CONTINUE to dominate your sad asses until the day you stop breathing my air. So suck it up, princess. You suck no matter WHAT you do, whereas we are forever Gods of PvP, PKing and Ganking.

And why is my word ABSOLUTE LAW on PvP, PKing and Ganking in MMORPGs? Because I get PAID to be an expert while YOU PAY to read what I write. Capisce?

Feed The Mother Fuckin’  Ego.

~Rakk, Grish, Ghraz, whatever the fuck name you know me by.


 

 

Site Upgrade and Possible Make-Over Incoming Soon.

July 30, 2011 Category: Clan NewsComments Off

Yep. It’s that time again. I have updates and upgrades to the site to do, and in the meantime I might just redo the whole look again.

Stay Tuned.

 

~Rakk