Ultima Online is 15 years old now. This Clan…..or Guild….is approaching it’s 16th Anniversary. We are the oldest, longest running MMORPG Clan in the history of the genre. Nothing anyone can say or do can take that away from us.
I am proud to say that we are a group of real life friends that have enjoyed countless hours over these 16 years together playing these games. We have explored the darkest, deepest dungeons. We have levelled all kinds of characters in all kinds of worlds. My friends have made this Guild what it is with me. I couldn’t imagine being without this group, nor could I imagine better, more loyal friends in the world. A man is only as good as his family and friends. And by that, I am the greatest in the world for I have the most amazing wife, amazing children and amazing friends anyone can ask for.
And we have killed the most players in the history of the genre. We have infuriated more of you people than any of you can count. We have spent countless hours, days, weeks, months….YEARS laughing at just how horribly we kick your pathetic asses all across virtual worlds and how much sheer red-faced frustration you spew your angry-type-hammering posts on forums.
And we’re going to keep this up for many more years to come. This Clan…Guild has already outlasted every single wannabe guild that has ever dared oppose us. Every whiney loudmouth that thought they were good is gone. Every flash in the pan “guild” that talked shit while getting their asses kicked….are gone.
There is nothing, not a single thing a single one of you can say or do at this point. You all still go on and on about us in forums on games we haven’t played in years. Our Guild still exists in Ultima Online on the Catskills Shard and we’re still the oldest and first Clan there. Our Guild is STILL the oldest Guild on Eonar in World Of WarCraft AND still the FIRST Guild on that server. You paid money to buy magazines on how to PvP written by ME while we slaughtered the scubs on Malestrom. You all still visit our site. You all don’t remember a damned thing from your MMORPG world of choice EXCEPT for your hatred of us and ALL of our names. We have to look at our kills pages, videos and magazine article screenshots to remember any of you. How’s that feel? That has to suck.
We have outlasted all of you. We are the First, Oldest, Longest Running MMORPG Guild in the history of the genre. We have outlasted the very MMORPGs that bore us. And we will ALWAYS be here. Always.
This Clan….this Guild…will outlast the genre itself.
~Lord Rakknarr, GM, The PhM
~Grishnak Blagtoof, WarBoss, The Blagtoof WarTribe