So, LOTD opened up for Destruction on our server - 1 of only 5 servers where Destruction won compared to 9 servers Order won; population balanced my ass - and Order got into IC not once yesterday, but twice. In one day. Where are the whiney crybaby Quaker lookin’ Elf douchebags now, on the forums? Not talking about balance, are they? No. They have excuses. As a matter of fact, as soon as Order started playing and zerging again, that douche was nowhere to be found on the forums. Oh well, that’s what happens when you’re a fudge pushing, pole smoking High Elf. Too busy swallowin’ the sauce.

At any rate, not only did Blagtoof walk away with awesome insane amounts of loot in LOTD all day and night, but the two times we defended IC, we walked away with even MORE loot. My God…you can’t even take a barely defended city. You DO suck as much as we say. THANKS, ORDER! Fucking idiots…

~Blagtoof

So once again, I ran into one of those “I think I’m really clever but I’m really not, I’m just a verbose wannabe troll with nothing of substance to say and I’ll report you if you reveal me for being the incompetent douche I really am” kind of kids. Not only did he instantly go for the“rawr u r teh angree”fallback after spending all night reading our website and bookmarking it so he can read it every. Day. Forever. - not to mention he’s too fucking stupid to ‘get it’ to begin with, but I flat out openly told him I was baiting him, and the fucking idiot took the bait. THEN in game he cries about how he shut me down, meanwhile his post got edited by the mods, thread got locked, and he’s the one that got warned by the mods and CSR’s while everything I said remains intact and nothing happened to me. At all. I love it when shit backfires on these fucking morons. Suck’s to be him. So what’s a little cuntbag to do? Well, delete his own post to try and save face. Sorry, bitchboy, I always screenshot when I own someone in or out of game. Can’t hide your E-shame so easily. We all know you’re reading this, obsessive stalkerboy. LOL

Looks like I was right again. I shut YOU down, bitch. Don’t try and play a game you are simply unequipped to play. Some motherfucker’s are always trying to iceskate uphill. LOL

Idiot.

This brings me to another point. You know the one thing that always fascinates me about MMORPGs? There’s always the same idiots in them. It’s like, they took a carbon copy of a specific type of douche bag pussy player from Aardwolf (a MUD back in the day we played for you fucking newbies) and just keep churning out these copies of these fucking tools. There’s always the same people! Look at the list and tell me you can’t pinpoint each one in this game on any given server now that we’ve been on 2. Either in-game or forum warriors, they just keep coming and are EXACTLY THE SAME.

“The zerg recruit nub guild wot thinks they’re awesome but suck cock while spending all of their time talking about how they’re literally leet” - This goes for both sides in W.A.R and WOW. I can name plenty on our server.

“The crybaby bitch that does nothing but whine on the forums over the slightest thing” - Again, on both sides in both games. And it’s ALWAYS some ass-ramming Elf player.

“The ‘i r teh smrt persun i yooz big werdz I dnt now whut thy meen but i yooz them’ crybaby that gets obsessive, accuses the one s/he’s arguing with of having the emotional issues s/he obviously has and thinks anyone that disagrees is just angry” - Plenty of them on the forums and in-game. They come out of the woodwork and are SO easy to antagonize and bait.

“The obsessive compulsive crybaby that finds a single person or guild and just obsesses over them and does nothing but target them over and over in rant-filled cry fests because s/he’s all butt hurt over some insignificant thing their target did to them one time…..BUT IT JUST WASN’T FAIR!!!” - Also plenty of, on both sides. But it seems they take turns. Never more than one person or guild at a time.

“The dinosaur guild that’s been around forever, is a dick to everyone, fights with everyone, makes people upset because they are not looking for new friends, and generally turns every single thread into a steaming pile of embers”- Ok, so WE’RE the ones that bring this to every MMO. Someone has to teach the fucking scrub newbie crybabies their place. Might as well be us, since we’ve done it all and they’re just the unoriginal dickbags we keep abusing since 1996.

Pretty funny, to be honest. Every MMO has these archetypes of players and it’s not hard to find the whiney douchebags that fit into them….especially in W.A.R. Man, this Official Forum Meta-Game is entertaining. LOL

~Blagtoof

So the patch is coming. You know, the one that everyone wanted and couldn’t wait for. But since Mythic in their ‘infinate wisdom’ decided to listen to the crybaby fucking loser Bright Wizard asshats they’ve been sucking off and cum-guzzling since Closed Beta, the entire reason people couldn’t wait for this patch is gone - all career balancing has been taken out. So we get to have a whole new land to explore. Big. Fucking. Deal. The same bullshit balance problems exist. The same bullshit cockmasters are still abusing the GCD bugs Mythic refuses to acknowledge, and the same fuckleberries are still abusing 3rd party cheat programs like warbuddy….

The last patch, they fixed a slew of Bright Wizard and Knight cheats and exploits and we were in Altdorf daily for over a month soaking in Order’s sweat tears of suckage. Now new cheats and exploits emerge and everyone’s waiting for this ‘miracle patch’ and they suddenly “delay” the much needed and completely gamebreaking fixes. Cute. Amazing how all the big, gamebreaking, gamestopping bugs are in Order’s favor - when Mythic freely admits they all play Order on OUR server - and they take forever to actually fix them and when they do, they just create more anyway. Either way, they cheat, are overpowered or are just Mythic’s little buttbuddycockgobblers, we still smoke ‘em solid enough for them to cry. Fuckin’ twatmonkeys. Oh well. Maybe 1.3.1 will be the one where Mythic pulls their heads out of the Bright Wizard’s short curlies and those screamin’ vag’s will have to actually learn to play the game some.

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In a magnificant display of power, The Blagtoof WarTribe down Barakus The Godslayer without all of the so-called “required warded gear” to do so.

It’s a sad state of affairs of MMORPGs when even in this game…a game that’s centered around PvPing…that the PvE Mobs are more challenging than the fucking players. 

~Blagtoof