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Time to hit the news stands again, kids.

School is back in session and I’m back to teach you people how to PvP.
It occurred to me that some of you may have the higher brain function to ask “why are you teaching us how to PvP, Grish? Wouldn’t that make us not suck and then consequently make your job as ganker harder?” Ok, so [...]

Mission Accomplished : Are You Paying Attention?

Well you should be…..that is…if you plan on learning how to PvP…ever. The Magazines are hitting the racks regularly. My introductory “how-to” article on Ganking your sorry asses in World of WarCraft hit the stands in May and they are being purchased, read, and as I expected poorly executed. Hey, I can tell you how [...]

I LOVE being right…since I always am…

So let’s recap a second…was it I who said “Fansites cannot make money or sell ads because it’s against the TOS of having a fansite for an mmorpg“? Yes, I believe it was. And did some nutball psychos go insane-stalker about it? Yes, I believe they did. And are all of those supposed fansites all [...]

Never Fear, Blagtoof is still here!

We’ve been busy. Too busy to spam posts on our site. How busy? Keep an eye on the newstands in the coming months.
Who knows? Maybe you’ll all actually learn something so we can finally have some form of a challenge after 14 years of wiping the virtual landscape with you losers.
 ~Blagtoof

If you’re going to try and gank someone, you might not want to fail hysterically.

So, we have a fast few new uploads to the Clan Kills & Whiners Gallery. 
Here I am, in Outland in Thrallmar checking out the smithing and mining shit to see wot I can do next. Not paying attention at all. Next thing I know, this little bitchass Paladin, level 80, unguilded, tries jumping me and [...]

Really people, if you’re going to play on a PvP Server, you might wanna learn how to PvP…

You would think it common sense that if people are going to be on a PvP Server, that they might at LEAST be PREPARED for PvP 24/7, and by reason of constant practice, be a bit better than the PvE server scrubs.
You would think.
But apparently on our server, the Alliance players are simply PvE scrubs that [...]

W.A.R. Patch 1.3.3

So, after having to move the guild of all 2 of us that are left with open accounts in W.A.R., I decided to log on to the test server to try the new patch with the awe-inspiring new RvR features, underdog system and amazing HD and Bloom effects.
Let’s just say that the new features are [...]

Don’t cry, we’re still here.

As Warhammer Online dies a slow, painful death being the catastrophic failure it is (they’ve shut down MORE servers, only 4 left!) we’re enjoying our time back in WOW insanely. So those wondering why there are no updates here lately? Simple. We’re busy having fun. Maybe we’ll get back to posting updates regularly but right [...]

Toofchinima : The Trailer

It’s that time again, kids. Time for us to start showing all the newbs out there how the big boys do it. You’ve all suffered through some pretty lousy Machinima movies the past few years, so allow us to give you proper entertainment - the kind that comes from making fun of everyone else.
Welcome to [...]

1996 - 2009 : 13 years of Online Dominance and no end in sight!

So….13 years ago this very day, this Guild was created…
Alot has happened in those years. We’ve experienced massive member changes, game changes, and in the beginning even purpose changes. What I mean by that is, we dint start out this way. But as things go, necessity forces evolution and like a Shark, it’s swim or [...]