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Monthly Archives: June 2009

So this is how crappy leadership ends. With thunderous applause.

I know you won’t mind the Star Wars paraphrase. Especially given the news…and well…it’s just too fucking funny to pass up.
Now usually someone getting shit-canned isn’t something to laugh about. The world is rough. Other lowly people have to worry about money and I realize not everyone can be as fortunate as my family is. [...]

Order gets to IC 2 times in one day, and fails horribly both times

So, LOTD opened up for Destruction on our server - 1 of only 5 servers where Destruction won compared to 9 servers Order won; population balanced my ass - and Order got into IC not once yesterday, but twice. In one day. Where are the whiney crybaby Quaker lookin’ Elf douchebags now, on the forums? Not talking about balance, [...]

Order finally attacks IC, gets a sound beating for 2 1/2 hours.

So Order finally stopped crying on the forums and hit IC last night (after Destruction sat back and let them take 2 Forts so we can get free Invader Crests all night). The result? A sound beating by Destruction. Once again, I called the shout to hold up in the Temple (and conveniently the other [...]

You just have to love the consistancy in which these idiots suck dick…

So once again, I ran into one of those “I think I’m really clever but I’m really not, I’m just a verbose wannabe troll with nothing of substance to say and I’ll report you if you reveal me for being the incompetent douche I really am” kind of kids. Not only did he instantly go for the“rawr [...]

I cannot help thee with that as it is working as intended, or just a display error.

So now I have it….
In every game, the company has this company bullshit line that they feed players to shut them up that can’t be argued against because, well, they just repeat it until you shut up. It’s always an illogical bullshit line that makes people say “what the fuck are you talking about, douchebag?” [...]

Patch 1.3 Arrives 6/16/09

So the patch is coming. You know, the one that everyone wanted and couldn’t wait for. But since Mythic in their ‘infinate wisdom’ decided to listen to the crybaby fucking loser Bright Wizard asshats they’ve been sucking off and cum-guzzling since Closed Beta, the entire reason people couldn’t wait for this patch is gone - [...]

Scarab Codes Solved

Our very own Platy solved the Scarab Codes bullshit that Mythic sent to all the lame blogs out there on his own, exclusively, while the rest of the fucking idiots out there are still scrambling trying to figure them out. And our guild members are using them up. Considering it’s only limited to 1,000 people over the [...]