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Really people, if you’re going to play on a PvP Server, you might wanna learn how to PvP…

You would think it common sense that if people are going to be on a PvP Server, that they might at LEAST be PREPARED for PvP 24/7, and by reason of constant practice, be a bit better than the PvE server scrubs.

You would think.

But apparently on our server, the Alliance players are simply PvE scrubs that seem lost and misplaced on the server type they’re on. To put it plainly and not mince words because it’s far too fucking early for me to be awake and typing, these people fucking suck. How do you play on a PvP Server and suck so badly at PvP?! I REALLY want to know. Well at any rate, we’ve been wiping the floor with these scrubs alot. From my wife and I ganking random idiots as we level, to Rakha and I (80 and 75) 2v2ing two completely raiding gear decked out players (80 Paladin and 80 Shaman) and utterly demolishing them at the Crossroads the other morning. And I mean demolishing. We chased one of them all the way back to Rachet and kicked his teeth in while fighting the Goblin guards that are there to PREVENT in-town PvP, and the other we camped and PKed so much, that s/he just logged out and waited a few hours to make sure we were gone before trying to res and leave again.

And the real kicker? They all talk and act like they’re GOOD while slamming the rest of the Alliance side on the server. So basically, without even realizing it, they’re saying they’re the best fingerpainters in the Retard Class. Good job, Corky.

Man, when we all hit 80, it’s going to be a real bloodbath on this server. These fuckin’ nubs aren’t going to know wot hit them.

~Blagtoof

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