Welcome To The PhM Quotes Section
It’s here you will find various quotes and comments we have gathered through our various killing sprees in Ultima Online from 1996 to 2003 and World of WarCraft from 2004 to 2007 that we have heard or said ourselves in game. We hope you enjoy reading them as much as we did bringing them to you. By the way, alot might have been (mis)quoted from other people or movies. All I can say to you about that is….try not to be so stupid about it….
Rakknarr - Does it suck to suck like you?
Rakknarr - Don’t be so humble - you are not that great.
Rakknarr - Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
Rakknarr - A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Rakknarr - The mark of an immature man is that he says he dies honorably for a cause. The mark of a mature man is that he lives humbly for one.
Deadpool - Fighty time fighty time, blood, BLOOD BLOOD!!!
Deadpool - Tell me you were afk and you don’t suck THAT bad!
Deadpool - Coo Chaaa, Coo Chaaa, I am Darth Pool.
Deadpool responding to “Black Talon” when he told his guildies ‘not a peep out of you’ - Bwaahahahahahahaha Chicken Said PEEP!!!!
Deadpool - No Widdle Wade, THAT WON’T FIT THERE! NOT EVEN GREASED AND SIDEWAYS!
Deadpool - Say My name, beooootch!
Deadpool - Yoink!!!!
Deadpool - *You notice Deadpool stealing from you, you may attack without penalties*
Deadpool - Oh Look! *Points* Your all purpose distraction!!
Deadpool - *Holds Stomach and falls on floor laughing *MAKE IT STOP…OH LORD..MAKE….IT….STOP!
Deadpool - Lookit me! I’m evil!
Deadpool - Hey, stop stealin my lines, ya mook. *Deadpool is attacking you!*
Deadpool - Oh Lordy Lord he’s despirate! Do what he says DO WHAT HE SAYS!
Rakknarr - Don’t run, you’ll only die tired.
Rakknarr - Did that hurt? It looked like it hurt. It sounded like it hurt. It must have really hurt.
Deadpool to Shadow Wolf referring to HOLMES - You need a shirt that says ‘I’m with stupid’
Moridin - A point of taming a day.. keeps the men in white jackets away!
Moridin - Damn Kiddies
Moridin - Is anyone safe from scribe of death
Moridin - Does anyone have change of a button
Moridin - I am the push that makes you move
Moridin - This is not an exit.
Moridin - “I’ve dated better goalies”
Thom Merrilin To Moridin — “cause you are a fucking PvP god! jeez! On cable you will be the freakin Jesus of Catskills PvP”
Usual response to any PhM member after they have been killed - oOOooOoO OOoOoOO OOoOO ooo oOoo
Moridin - *flex* I am the peanut that cuts your asshole when you shit.
Moridin - Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Moridin - C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
Deadpool - I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
Moridin - Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell.
Rakknarr - Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
Deadpool - Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Moridin - Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
All PhM Memebers about all opponents - Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Moridin - The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
Moridin - Lord British has a hard on for PhM members, because we kill everything we see.
Moridin - I win! I always win. Is there no one on this shard to even challenge me?!
Moridin - Prepare for extermination
Moridin - I’m sorry to say that the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself–run by a bunch of robed sissies.
Rakknarr - All people know the same truth, our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
Deadpool to Holmes and Shadow Wolf - aren`t them two the boys that been wacking off in the morgue?
Deadpool to Holmes and Shadow Wolf - Sodomy is illegal in shadar logoth
Deadpool to Holmes and Shadow Wolf - When I want your opinion I`ll give it to you when I want shit I`ll squeeze your head
Moridin - Its all fun & games until someone looses a life
Moridin - ooohhh, stuff
Cindell to HOLMES after she dropped him and his buddies died - Are you still HERE?
And here are some shots of things said to us from our time in World Of Warcraft. You have no idea how many tells we get daily. The ones you see here are not even the tip of the iceberg of the screenshots we have of people crying, screaming, whining, pissing and moaning in game and on the forums. For those of you reading, think hard, and if at any time you have ever whined to us or about us in game or on the forums, you can rest assured that we have screenshots of it. I’ll get to posting them all when I’m bored.
