I am….the Everchosen?
Posted Tuesday, March 10, 2009 by Lord Rakknarr
“Another name out there is Grassnik or something role playing like that. Friday I was in a city siege defense scenario with his guild and we freakin won with him calling the shots.
[asshat loser zerg leader] is still a turd in my book and I will work with [asshat loser zerg guild] but I won’t suck their nuts, follow them, and claim how glorious they are. They are a huge part of why destro is so fragmented on this server.”
It’s good to be the King.
Man the Haterade is gunna be out in full force, especially since that zerg guild is the joke of the server and all of the idiots we’ve kicked from either the guild or alliance are in it.
Order puts IC into contested: Blagtoof leads Destruction to Victory
Posted Saturday, March 7, 2009 by Lord Rakknarr
So Order pushes Fell Landing, then the Maw on March 5th….We finish up in Bastion Stair with Borz, Mors, Dimple, Khir and I. We head to IC to see wot’s wot and we’re in the largest of the 3 instances to defend the city. All of the so-called “known names” of the server are also there. And guess wot?
NONE OF THEM KNOW HOW TO LEAD.
Wot did we learn tonight boys and girls? That when push comes to shove, none of the idiots on our server can lead. We do and we do it well.
They listened to me in Region Chat, and we won and pushed Order out of IC and reset the entire world war.
Yeah we’re that little guild that doesn’t recruit every asshat on the server, but we don’t have to. We win wars. We lead to victory. We were 5 in a mass of 48ish and we led our Realm to victory.
It’s cute how the worst IB on the server talks like they only lost 2 the whole night. I personally killed him alone SEVERAL times. Fucking Order pussies talkin out their asses as always. I have plenty of ScreenShots to show how it all really went down and to show who stepped up to lead while the other retards stood there, mouths gaping, not knowing what the fuck to do.
Had we NOT been in that instance, Destruction would have LOST the city.
WE got them holed up with 2 layers of tanks and a third layer of marauders with another layer of tanks behind them ready to push up when order would try a rush knockback in the Temple. A tactic which Order shamelessly copied when they should have been attacking the city points, not hiding in the fucking Temple while time ticked away on their attack. Morons.
WE got them on top of the Monolith and structured the line on the edges full of….2 tank rows and marauders.
WE made sure the idiots in “the retard zerg recruit guild of the server” didn’t lose us the Temple like they lost us the Monolith.
WE told them wot to do and how to do it because….out of the 44 destro there (48 order) WE had the only two people that actually DID CITY SEIGES BEFORE. My wife and I.
WE organized that win. And WE have the screenshots to prove it.
THEY can eat a dick.
This is why we write magazine articles on how to play and we get articles written ABOUT us, and the rest of the fucking mouth breathers pay $9.99 to read it.
Feed the fucking Ego.
Lord Slaurith Is DOWN!
Posted Monday, February 9, 2009 by Lord Rakknarr
2/9/09, 12:36am PST Lord Slaurith fell before the might of the Blagtoof WarTribe and Circle of Trust of the Eternal WAAAGH! Alliance.
Ghrazsnik Blagtoof (40 Black Orc), Borznik Shinsplinta (40 Shaman), Dimple Maggot (40 Shaman), Khirana Chillblade (40 Black Guard), Yaashtshom Weatherwax (39 Magus) and Odalus Deathdealer (40 Marauder) raided Lord Slaurith’s chambers, laid waste to his guards, and gave him the sound beating he so rightfully deserves for all of his previous defiance against the Eternal WAAAGH! Alliance.
Great work to everyone involved! Piece of cake! Not many people can down his ass post-November-Patch, so once again, we are head and shoulders above the rest!
Oh and he dropped Chosen Bloodlord Shoulders…..
My First W.A.R. Bitch
Posted Thursday, February 5, 2009 by Lord Rakknarr
You know, I knew I would piss some little WOW-Bitch off enough tonight to cause them to post, I just didn’t think it would be THAT easy. The little cuntbag Witch Hunter can’t stand it that I smoked his ass all night, and then he cries about me emoting him citing “emoting /bored when your group steamrolls 1 guy is immature” as some kind of example…..uh..like he did when they managed to finally kill me….or anyone else in my group…as if people never die in a PvP game? Seems homeboy also has a pretty bad memory of what actually happened, but the losers always retell their failures as heroic victories - especially when they’re RR56 and got smoked by a RR20 that decided to cap before actually PvPing. Looks like he was shown a big fucking mirror and was forced to see just how much he does suck the cock. *LOL*
Maybe if he spent more time learning how to play the game and less time 
, he wouldn’t have to resort to crying on a wannabe second rate W.A.R. Site. *LOL*
Bitch.
This is so fuckin’ hysterical! Fucking hook, line and sinker, baby.
Oh and give me pointers? I’m a published journalist for a W.A.R. Gameplay Guide who’s guild not only wrote 3/4 of the playguides in the magazine, but was also featured in the same issue. Who’s this dink? Just another punk I beat the shit out of so much in a video game in one hour that he has to cry on the shittiest of W.A.R. Forums, of all whiney places. Too bad, so sad, you suck, kid.
These fucking idiots are so predictable…..
I win.
ToofCast Episode 1 : Da Beginnin’
Posted Monday, February 2, 2009 by Lord Rakknarr
Oh Lord, we’ve figured out how to do PodCasts….
If you’re not braindead, you may have noticed the mediaplayer below the news posts here.
This is the first (of probably many) ToofCasts. Right off the bat we want to warn every one of you - If you are easily offended or even if it takes alot to offend you, the ToofCast isn’t for you. We suggest that you either get a sense of humor, or just don’t listen. We’re rude, crude, lewd, inappropriate, raw, offensive, disgusting and vulgar….and that’s just within the first 2 minutes of our introduction.
We don’t suggest anyone listens to this, honestly. This is here to entertain us and our Clan. Not you and your overly self-entitled ass.
By listening to our PodCasts, entirely or in part, you are waving any and all rights to be offended in any way, shape or form.
In this Episode, we discuss the Clan, happenings within it, our current MMORPG ( www.warhammeronline.com ) and all happenings within that game on our server. It’s an hour and a half of vulgar nonsense edited down into 53 minutes and 11 seconds.
Hosts : Ghrazsnik Blagtoof, Karhak Urfstompa, Raelimar, Drondar, Wendaorm
Some Stuff Mentioned -
Beckett’s Massive Online Gamer Magazine Spring 2009 Special W.A.R. Issue! http://www.beckett.com/item/64456225/
Eternal WAAAGH Alliance - http://www.only-war.com/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=149
CoTCast - http://cotcast.podbean.com/
Call To Arms http://herald.warhammeronline.com/warherald/NewsArticle.war?id=602
Bitter Rivals http://herald.warhammeronline.com/warherald/NewsArticle.war?id=599
Music - The Offspring ( http://www.offspring.com/ )
Inquiries -
In case you really can’t control yourself and you absolutely HAVE to send us questions or comments, send them to Ghrazsnik@blagtoofwartribe.com and we may actually read them….but don’t hold your breath.
We’re located at www.blagtoofwartribe.com / www.phmguild.com
Don’t you wish you were me?
Posted Wednesday, December 31, 2008 by Lord Rakknarr
Beckett’s Massive Online Gamer - a fantastic, well known worldwide published magazine - has done a huge W.A.R. special issue. In this massive 88 page magazine, Blagtoof WarTribe / PhM members consisting of myself, Karhak and Raelimar (and one guy who is no longer with the guild since publishing - don’t ask) takes up a good 3/4 of the entire magazine!
We are mentioned in the Editor’s Note, we wrote 13 out of the 20 Class Guides, 2 out of the 9 Leveling Guides, the “How to do Player vs. Player and not suck” guide, and finally a MASSIVE 3 page interview with me about The Blagtoof WarTribe / PhM.
So here’s the link you need to order yourself a piece of true history!
http://www.beckett.com/item/64456225/
And here’s a video to commemorate : Don’t You Wish You Were Me
What has YOUR Guild done lately?
Blagtoof hits GR20! 5th Destruction Guild on the server to do it.
Posted Sunday, December 14, 2008 by Lord Rakknarr
Just wanted to post a little note to mark this milestone of Guild Rank 20. Our entire Heraldry is fully revealed now, emblem included.
I wanted to give proper recognition and thanks to the dedicated members of the Guild that have logged in every day and simply had fun playing as a guild with our allies in CoT in order for us to hit this all important Guild Rank in the game.
Sure there are plenty of guilds that have hit 20 and beyond already, but who honestly gives a fuck about them? We’re the 5th Destruction on the server to do it, which is plain old great considering the limited playtimes we all have.
Now that we’ve hit 20, we can ditch that Keep claim, as the only reason to claim a Keep is the Guild XP anyways. LOL
Great work all! Still chuggin’ ahead with only 4 Destruction guilds above 20, us being the first new 20 in the rankings that puts us at 1st Destruction guild formed on the server, 5th Destruction guild to hit 20.
And look who’s always still way behind us…..the losers with the biggest mouths…. LOL
Feed Da’ Ego.
The Blagtoof WarTribe Claims Karak Karag T4 Keep…just…..coz
Posted Tuesday, December 9, 2008 by Lord Rakknarr
So Thunder Mountain gets locked, the battle moves to Kadrin Valley….and Biznip does the sneaky git thing, walks in, and claims the T4 Keep of Karak Karag while everyone else just kind of runs off.
In case by the time you read it we ran out of cash….lol….
I took plenty of screenshots….these are but a few.
Sure anyone can claim a Keep, but the fact is, we have and can and could at any time we wish. It means nothing to us, but apparently everything to you. So to that I say Feed the Ego, you fuckin’ flash in the pan WoW Guild Scrubs. Take a long, hard look. This is what a REAL MMORPG Guild looks like.
It should be laughed about that certain crybabies pouted and decided to claim a Keep in the same zone…A DAY AFTER US……when there WASN’T any battle so it means even LESS than nothing…..as always, day late, dollar short, living in OUR shadow. And it’s only BECAUSE of us. I’m glad we can effect you to such a degree. We’re the best leaders you’ve ever had. LOL
That’s gotta suck….
EDIT -
I’ve been waiting all morning for this one…
OH and I’m sorry, but actually it was brought to my attention - and checking our logs - that Blagtoof actually claimed a Keep on October 23rd, 4:29PM EST (1:29pm PST!!)…
I just like to be FACTUAL.
This in no way demeans CoT’s claim, as I’m told we gave released the claim due to Karhak simply not wanting to pay them Panzey Elves any upkeep gold. I just wanted to point out to everyone that’s still watching just how full of shit their so-called leaders are. Hmmm, I wonder what other lies and half-truths they have told their membership just to keep them in the dark.
How’s it feel to be proven wrong, dishonest and STILL in our shadow? Gotta’ suck if you ask me. LOL
Feel free to follow in our footsteps. What has YOUR Guild done lately?
Ok, fine. Update time.
Posted Wednesday, December 3, 2008 by Lord Rakknarr
Just thought I would come in and update some things here because, well, it’s time to gloat some more and remind our fanclub just how superior we truly are.
Beckett’s Massively Online Gaming Magazine is doing a huge W.A.R. Special Issue - and we have a 3 page Interview Spread. Yes. 3 Pages of me talking about us and our lengthy legacy.
Also - Karhak, Skargrim, and I wrote for the magazine in that particular issue. Here’s the breakdown :
Karhak wrote Guides on Keep Sieges, The Squig Herder, The Witch Hunter and The Shadow Warrior.
Skargrim wrote Guides on The Zealot, The Disciple of Khaine, The Warrior Priest, The Archmage and the Greenskin/Dwarf tier 1 leveling.
I wrote Guides on The Black Orc, The Shaman, The Chosen and The Swordmaster.
Yes, we’re paid journalists that are not only published as a guild and as individuals part of the guild, but we’re now an authority that millions of people will read about and use as a proper guide for Careers and more importantly Keep Seiges and PvP in Warhammer Online : Age of Reckoning. We’re the ones that you are paying to read about. We’re the ones that tell you how not to suck.
So, what exactly has YOUR Guild done lately?
W.A.R. - One Month In.
Posted Tuesday, October 14, 2008 by Lord Rakknarr
It’s been a month since W.A.R. went live (CE Head Start, bitches), and things couldn’t be better in the game for the Clan. We were not only the first Destruction Guild formed on the server - a fact we will forever rub in the faces of everyone…ever - but we were also the first Alliance formed on the server - The Eternal WAAAGH! Alliance - along with Circle of Trust. To add, the EW Alliance also kicked a guild full of crybaby whiney little cuntbags that couldn’t PvP their way out of a wet paper bag with a roadmap and a GPS before the EW Alliance was even formed. Here’s a hint…their initials are HK. And make no mistake, they were booted cold, hard and fast regardless of the bullshit they try and spew. Wot kind of losers get kicked from an alliance before the fucking thing is even formed? A bunch of no-skill, no-talent taintlicking brats that ran to another server to play ORDER. That’s who. *LOL*
There’s always a bunch of twatmonkeys on our own side in these games…That’s wot happens when kids start playing MMOs. Thanks WOW!
So in closing, I just want to say….
Where’s the fucking challenge anymore?
/yawn
The Blagtoof WarTribe - First Guild Created on the Server
Posted Monday, September 15, 2008 by Lord Rakknarr
And the first guild created on our W.A.R. Server yesterday is…
The Blagtoof WarTribe.
Already, we win - from minute one. You’re all really fucked now. Scrubs.
Feed the fuckin’ Ego.
Second Blagtoof W.A.R. Movie!
Posted Sunday, August 24, 2008 by Lord Rakknarr
This is from a grand night of killing our first loud-mouthed shits that thought “hey we can talk shit about Blagtoof and we’ll win because W.A.R. is new we’re all new!!” Too bad for them some of us have been in W.A.R. beta for almost 2 years and know every career, every ability, every shred of the game inside and out.
These guys fell for the same old “big guys hide behind a rock and use the little guy to lure the wannabe gankers” all night. This is some of that, but most importantly it’s of the same shit talker that decided to run away when it became time to put up…
http://www.phmguild.com/FirstMouthShut.wmv
The kicker? He had 2 Warrior Priests and a Witch Hunter with him plus a few levels higher and he STILL ran away. Pussy.
Next time, don’t run. You only die tired…
Without Me…
Posted Thursday, August 21, 2008 by Lord Rakknarr
The W.A.R. Beta NDA is lifted, and that means we have movies.
This is the first REAL PvP movie for W.A.R., shot over a year and a half ago….and it’s our first official vocal stomp into the game.
Guess wot kiddies….we’re here, we’re back, we’re better than ever…and you still suck.
No matter how many fish in the sea, it’ll be so empty Without Us…
Feed the motherfuckin’ ego.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
The world is full of whiners that wish they were us
Posted Thursday, July 24, 2008 by Lord Rakknarr
You know, it’s funny. You see all kinds of things going on in the MMO Universe. But the funniest has to be newbieass wannabe bitch guilds that think that just because they’ve played Lineage2 that they’re somehow us. That they’re somehow fucking cool and that they are OWED something. Listen here, bub. You’re nothing. You’re not us. You’re not as cool as you keep trying to convince people. You’re a whiney little 40 year old mid-life crisis bitch that can’t deal with the fact that even in the online world, you’re really just plain old….nothing. No wonder your wife left you. You’re a loser online and off.
Stop crying, already. You’ve lost.
Someone says W.A.R. Guild Beta : Incoming
Posted Thursday, June 26, 2008 by Lord Rakknarr
So word is circulating around the various circles and rumor mills that Guild Beta is quickly approaching and emails are going out.
And people are whining all over again that THEY didn’t get in because THEY are so awesome and cool and THEY are only a year old or less and talk so much shit about everyone else like they’re the greatest thing since sliced bread. Let’s face the facts here. We are the FIRST AND ONLY MMORPG Guild that’s been around since 1996.
You are not us.
There is only one us.
Enjoy your self-imposed delusions of grandeur for as long as you can because you cannot hide from the mirrors forever.
To celebrate this, I’ve finished our Clan Timeline and uploaded it.
Link to The Blagtoof WarTribe / PhM Clan Timeline
Feed the Ego.
Nice Try.
Posted Monday, February 11, 2008 by Lord Rakknarr
It’s sad how jealous you all are.
Attack us?! The Toof? *LOL* Don’t test my resolve. And don’t test how far I’m willing to go to protect my guild site. You’ll lose in the end like everyone else.
Blagtoof : 34,563,564,356,676,788,945,431,214,788
Wannabes : 0
11 years plus and still kicking..
Posted Wednesday, September 26, 2007 by Lord Rakknarr
That’s right. Another anniversary. And in light of it, I’d like to take a few to give out a good old fashioned tongue lashing. It’s been awhile, so why not?
To all of our actual fans : You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
To all of our “fanclub rejects” : Still sucks to be you.
To all of the wannabe guilds out there that hope against hope, wish, pray and pretend to be like us : Get the fuck over it you pissant little wannabe shits. You haven’t been around as long as we have. Stop trying to bullshit everyone. We are the original antagonists, the original sin, the first, and you…..you’re cheap carbon copies that are too busy running around uploading fucking retarded youtube videos with your pre-teen, pre-ball-dropping, Brady Bunch cracking voice-overs trying to convince people you’ve been around as long as we have to actually BE a real guild, when in the end, you know and we know that you’re just a pathetic fucking joke. I mean really. And no, I won’t name the pissants. They know who they are. Why should we give them any publicity on our site, THE site of the longest running, most established, most hated and greatest MMORPG Guild on the planet.
Happy fucking birthday to us, bitches.
Here it is.
Posted Wednesday, August 8, 2007 by Lord Rakknarr
“Greetings The Blagtoof WarTribe,
Congratulations! Your guild has been selected to participate in the upcoming Guild Beta phase of Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning’s closed beta.”
So all you so-called “guilds” out there that try and pretend you’re like us and have been around as long as us when we all know you haven’t…and didn’t make it in….
‘Nuff said.
Random Update
Posted Thursday, June 28, 2007 by Lord Rakknarr
Yes it’s been a few months. I didn’t update mostly because I like promoting the awesomeness that is us. Our Guildcafe interview is still the highest ranking guild feature on the site in history with no equal in sight, people are still applying to become part of the greatest guild in gaming history, and we’re still working on DVDs, T-shirts, bumper stickers and yes, even a real fanclub package for the big babies out there.
Feed the ego and buy the products.
Guild Cafe` Interviews The Tribe
Posted Friday, April 27, 2007 by Lord Rakknarr
It really is something when, no matter how many people hate your guts and make all these outrageous nasty claims against you, that so many OTHER SMARTER people understand what you are and what you’re doing and want to spread the word. Guild Cafe` is a huge Guild Oriented Portal site and they have the incredibly smart foresight to interview US as a World Class Guild………and the timing couldn’t have been better.
Thank you Guild Cafe`, thank you Grarghsies, Roxie and Tarinth, thank you the supporters at Only-WAR and thank you to the untouchable friends in this truly world class guild.
W.A.R. Guild Beta Application
Posted Wednesday, April 25, 2007 by Lord Rakknarr
So check it. The W.A.R. Guild Beta Apps are around, and of course we applied as The Blagtoof………but don’t expect an announcement on it since it’s covered by the NDA.
Nowz our time ta’ shine, ladz! Show ‘em that not only did we invent RP-PKing, but we have a helluvalot of fun doing it!
….Now let’s hope that whoever they send to come check us out notices the incredibly thick sarcasm and strange sense of humor in this site…
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH BLAGTOOF!
Blagtoof DvD?
Posted Saturday, April 21, 2007 by Lord Rakknarr
Yep. This is how things work. Create a great Intellectual Property. Copywrite it. Bring parts of it online and become the scourge of MMORPGs for near 11 years. Start making Flash movies mocking your victims that think “LOL RPERS CAN’T PVP”. PK the shit out of them all. Then get FRAPS. Make a ton of FRAPS movies doing the same, but funnier. Collect so much footage and so many videos that you need to put them on CDs. Then decide, “hey I’m going to put these things on a Blagtoof DvD.”
So yeah, it’s coming. So are other products. Why? Because we know you want it…you dirty little whores.
Feed the Ego.
Redid Video
Posted Sunday, March 18, 2007 by Lord Rakknarr
So I redid the video. I used the “dramatic slowdown” effects on the first one, which made it look too choppy, so I redid it, normal speed, cut it down some so it didn’t drag and fixed the timing issues some of the more perceptive people (ie guild members) noticed.
New Blagtoof Promotional Video
Posted Sunday, March 18, 2007 by Lord Rakknarr
I figured it was time for a change. New year, new Promotional Video. The song is a version of a song that I’ve recently seen in a movie trailer and every time I heard it, it cooked up images in my head and I pretty much had to make a movie for it. I plan to use Warhammer : Age of Reckoning footage later on when it’s released but right now the footage in it is from a game called Warhammer : Mark of Chaos. Don’t bother trying to play it unless your computer is actually good and not some lame piece of shit you use just to play WoW.
Click the dancing orc on the top menu or Right Click > Save As the following link : The Blagtoof WarTribe Promotional Video
New Year, Same old shit
Posted Wednesday, January 10, 2007 by Lord Rakknarr
Apparently it being 2007, people of the online world have still forgotten to grow up and get a sense of humor. I’d like to thank those of you out there that have sent us hate mail. We’ve actually gotten many letters from haters and lovers alike. I guess the holidays spark emotion. I’d also like to thank the whiney slapasses that don’t have a sense of humor and take this crap seriously.
I’ve said it before and I’ll always say it. If you don’t “get it” by now, then you retarded monkeys have serious mental problems and what this guild does should be the LEAST of your worries.
Much <3 to the haters. Feed the Ego.
Domain Addition
Posted Saturday, November 25, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
Just a fast update, I’ve gone ahead and secured another domain for the site in conjunction with http://www.phmguild.com we now own http://www.blagtoofwartribe.com
I’m sure people will find reason to cry about this somehow. Seeing as they say we suck so bad. But here’s an interesting question for the logically impaired….if we suck so much then why are you so upset that we killed you / kicked you from the guild? Answer….because you can’t stand the fact that we tossed you aside, embarassed you and handed you your ass…..in a video game. You were killed and / or booted over a year ago now, can’t you people get over it? Does WOW effect your lives that much? I’m sure mommy and daddy are proud to spend that monthly fee so junior can cut himself in the corner staring at our site listening to Simple Plan.
Seek. Therapy.
T-shirts, bumperstickers and fanclub passses forthcoming, ya’ obsessed chodes.
The Decade of Destruction is here
Posted Monday, September 25, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
No long rant, no big post. I don’t need to.
This guild is 10 years old as of today. None of you can compete with that. Kneel before your superiors, and while you’re down there….blow me.
Feed the Ego.
10 years. A Decade of Destruction. Time for a change…
Posted Wednesday, August 2, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
The PhM / Blagtoof WarTribe celebrates it’s 10 year anniversary September 25th. What Zirud calls a “Decade of Destruction”. We’ve been pissing people off, PKing them and making people cry in MMORPGs for 10 solid years. So for the 10th anniversary of the guild, I redid the entire site.
For those of you freaky enough to keep track, the last time the look and layout of this site changed was about 3 years ago before World of Newbcraft came out. I thought that it was time for a change again, so I’ve been doing work on it and here we are. Make sure you have flash on your browser, and no I don’t honestly give a fuck if the site works for every browser out there, nor do I care if it screws with your browser size because I constructed it for MY resolution. Upgrade your piece of shit if you can’t run things at a higher res.
My Immortal Re-released
Posted Friday, July 14, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
Just because I can, and people keep bugging me to re-release it, I have put “My Immortal” back up on the banner to the right. Or you can click the link. Either way, it’s up so enjoy it again for the first time..or some crap like that.
As an extra special bonus, let’s hear it for the whiney emo kids that aren’t in the guild, but wish they were to the point that they still link to us. Your fanclub T-Shirt and “I was kicked from/not let into the Blagtoof/PhM, How could this happen to me” bumper sticker is in the mail. Fuckin’ tools. El Oh El. /applause
Good Journey
More Updates
Posted Thursday, May 25, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
I’ve updated the About Us page and added the Clan Ranks for Warhammer: Age Of Reckoning as well.
If you expect to join us in Warhammer, make sure you know what you’re getting into, because we won’t take slackers, we won’t take people that can’t work together and there’s no way we’re going to ruin our 10 year reputation by allowing some pussyfoot panzey to wear our tags. You better be willing to fight, able to fight, and you better be good or we’ll kill you ourselves.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Application Updated
Posted Monday, May 22, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
In order to begin preparing for Warhammer Online, I have updated our Clan application. More changes will be coming as they are decided. All interested in joining should keep an eye here as well as current members. We already know our stalkers will be waiting with baited breath, so whatever.
Living in a cave? Read us more.
Posted Friday, April 21, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
So in case some of you, our loyal readers, have been living in a cave, Warhammer Online is coming out next year from Mythic. In case you’re wondering, yes we’re going there. While we’re still in WoW, it holds nothing fun for us. The only thing fun is watching people obsess over us on various forums. WOW’s boring, there isn’t any content, isn’t any kind of challenge from the PvE OR the players, so as soon as we can get into Warhammer, we’re in it and we’ll continue our 10 year path of destruction through MMORPGs.
The basic structure will be as follows :
The Blagtoof WarTribe will be the governing body. Chaos and Dark Elves will be in the Tribe, the lore of the clan has been updated to reflect our return home to the Warhammer World and how the clan will exist. Orcs will retain all command and ranks, Chaos and Dark Elves will not be able to obtain a command position. It’s an Orc ruling body, after all.
All officers are required to make one Orc character, whether they use them or not, to retain their status. More changes to come as we make them.
We ARE the oldest MMORPG Clan. You cannot hope to stop us, just step aside before we trample you. Period. And remember kids, I don’t even have to log in to piss you people off. *LOL*
Changed Some Crap
Posted Sunday, April 16, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
If you can see this, the damned news script works again, and if you can’t well, it doesn’t really matter does it.
Recent Promotions
Posted Wednesday, March 29, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
Grats to CowToes, Kressen, Mugluk, Fangore, Mors, Dammerung, Kolyx and Daktar on their promotions.
It’s good to be the Kings…
Posted Friday, March 3, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
In every game, we go into it and do our thing, make people cry, bitch and moan. They make comments about our skill, about how much we “suck”, and all of the usual 12 year old rants that come with being losers and taking video games far too seriously. Not realizing that despite how much we supposedly “suck”, they still die to us and cry insanely about it. Says alot about them.
Well, here’s a tidbit to all of you self-proclaimed uber guilds who think your guild is somehow better than the Blagtoof.
“Your clan was invited for at least one of the following reasons:
We have played with you or against you in the past
Reputation - Recommendation and evaluation
We look forward to working with you in setting up and running the Beta.”
Yep. Invited, while now everyone else has to apply in the following phases. I bet that stings. *LOL*
See, when you’re as great a guild as we are, and when you’re as well known as we are, your entire guild gets invited to beta test games. And you wonder why we really don’t care to be your friends?
So while you stomp your feet crying about us, we’ll be well ahead of you all in every single new MMORPG world coming out. This is how it’s always been, this is how it’ll always be. Invited by developers, because we’re simply known as one of the best, while you apply and pray you get in.
Shove that up your collective asses and smoke it.
Blagtoof UI Compilation Updated
Posted Monday, February 27, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
I updated and uploaded the Blagtoof UI Compilation. Those that use it, grab it.
Clean Up
Posted Friday, February 24, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
So, I decided to update the member list since I was bored and I’ve cleansed the guild of some Grade ‘A’ emotionally unstable drama queens and added in some good solid core players once again these past 2 weeks.
I have to say, good job to the real dedicated members of the guild. It’s good to see that nobody has a tolerance for the emotionally unstable that play World of Warcraft. The members have spoken, they voted removal of the problem players, and that’s just what they got.
You’d think people would learn, but I guess everyone thinks they’re different and can get away with trying to play that crap with this guild. Morale has been boosted, everyone’s immediately extremely happy again, and good times are being had by all. Amazing what a good swift broom can do to freshen up the air!
Good lord, I can’t wait until Warhammer is released. There should be a far better playerbase to deal with there instead of this pseudo-EQ AoL chatroom baby bullshit that plagues WoW. Fuckin’ Emos.
January Kills Uploaded
Posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
So, after deciding to actually go through my screenshots and email, I have uploaded the Kill Shots for January 2006. Enjoy the laugh!
Good Journey
Venoxis Downed 1/7/06
Posted Monday, January 9, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
So yeah, January 7th we decided to look for a challenge since the players of this game can’t provide us with one and we took down Venoxis, a Raid Boss of Zul’Gurub. We never bothered with him before, never cared to, and while he did fall to us with zero deaths, he still managed to provide us more of a challenge than any player or group of players in this entire freakin’ game. I just wanted to make a note that everyone did absolutely fantastic as usual, and it’s great how we can do things like kill Raid Bosses and smoke thousands of players with less people, “lesser” gear, and easier without reading some slapass guide first. There’s a reason we have lasted 10 years. We’re the flat out best MMORPG Gaming Guild in existance and in history. All others will never escape our shadow. All you countless newbs can do is hope and pray we don’t ever play on your server in any game we enter, because if we do, we’ll show you just how weak and skilless you truely are.
Pics of loot and the raid list itself HERE.
Yeah, Blizz, your raid content is just so damned compelling and dynamic. /yawn
December 2005 Kills Uploaded
Posted Sunday, January 8, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
The Kills for December 2005 are up. And January Kills are already stacking up. Good God people. We haven’t bothered with PvPing for over a month, and you still manage to get your asses kicked by us? And then cry? I mean come on. I would have hoped that after over a year of kicking your asses in, you would have learned your lessons. But I guess you kiddies have something to prove to yourselves.
Cry More Nubs. We love it.
UI Updated
Posted Saturday, January 7, 2006 by Lord Rakknarr
Happy New Year, ya’ bunch of scrubbs.
I updated the UI to fix all of the wonderful coding crap Blizzard threw in with the “let’s fuck over every player in the game” 1.9 patch and added a Scrolling Combat Text mod which I find pretty useful.
Kills for December 2005 coming whenever I get around to it. Alot of you losers died and whined in the final month of last year, so it’s taking some time to go through the shots separating the kills form the whiney tells.
Time flies when you’re having fun!
Posted Friday, December 9, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
This guild was created officially in a game (Ultima Online) September 25th, 1996. Since then, we have been through alot of games, alot of fun, tormenting alot of people. We have recently hit over 1 million hits here. That’s right, 1 million hits on our site that has zero advertisement for it. Why? Love us or hate us, people can’t pull themselves from us. And our latest “landmark” if you want to call it that? We were the first Horde guild created on our server. Before anyone. The very second the server was released (after our initial one crashed on release day), we logged in, and created the guild. We knew it back then, we still like to throw it in the newb faces of everyone now.
To celebrate, I’ve uploaded a Lag-tastic movie! In our tradition of not only bashing the players of whatever game we’re in, but the game itself, sit back, relax and enjoy :
So this fast note is to thank everyone in the Tribe that has stuck with us throughout the years and all of the amazing friends we have in it now that push us to keep the PK Name alive! We’d also like to thank our victims, without whom we’d never have hit over 1 million hits.
Feed The Ego.
November Kills Updated
Posted Thursday, December 1, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I had to archive last November and December’s kills pages. The players on our server get worse and worse as the months go by, and their bodies just pile up higher and higher, as do the whine threads about us. The losers on our server need to learn how to play the damned game. They’re starting to take up too much space. Not even the newbs in UO or Shadowbane sucked THIS bad. Good Lord.
Check out Kills for November and have a good laugh. We did.
Deadpool’s Newest Flick
Posted Saturday, November 26, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Don’t ask “why”, ask “what for”. The first flick was a hit, the music video gave a chuckle. So I made another flick because, well, I was bored and people asked for it. This is what happens when people decide they want to see something of a plot. It never works out.
Click the banner to the right or click the image below :
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If you like it, great. If you didn’t, then I’m glad I managed to waste nearly 22 minutes of your life watching some stupid video you clicked on by visiting a site of a guild you most likely hate but can’t step away from.
New Music Video!
Posted Tuesday, November 22, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
After last weeks raging success of the Return of the Mercenery, I decided to put up a fast music video while I work on the next Deadpool installment which is due before the end of this month, with any luck.
Click the banner to the right or click the image below :
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Good Journey
Deadpool : Revenge of the Mercenery!
Posted Thursday, November 17, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Deadpool makes a triumphant return to the “silver screen” with a whole new look, new friends, and an evil new enemy emerges! It’s been 2 years since our last Deadpool Movie, and since everyone and their mother does FRAPs movies after we came out with our slew of them, we decided to move along and evolve much like how we stopped doing Flash Cartoons when everyone and their mother started doing them.
So enjoy! Click the banner to the right or right click and select ‘Save Target As’ on the image below!
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Good Journey
October Kills Updated
Posted Tuesday, November 1, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I have updated the Kills Section to show all of the great fun we’ve had tormenting, killing and mocking all of the angry little kiddies in WoW during the Month of October.
Patch 1.8 Released, UI Updated
Posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Our Blagtoof UI Compilation Pack has been updated to reflect the changes Blizzard made to their standard UI.
Removed Questfast, Blizzard added it. Removed Reputation Mod, Blizzard Added it. Removed Holo Sidebar, Blizzard broke it. Added CT_BarMod.
September Kills Updated
Posted Wednesday, September 28, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Since we have yet some more obsessive fans, I went ahead and uploaded September’s Skills. Enjoy looking at them as much as we did getting them.
Let the whines of the obsessed begin! While 6 months ago after demolishing a group of people that thought they were so great got obsessed with us and one of their lame wannabe little bitches put our site in their sig, here comes another one that does….the exact….same…thing. Good God, people. Can’t these morons come up with anything new? Feed the Ego. *LOL*
New Video : My Immortal
Posted Thursday, September 22, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I’ve uploaded a new video for your enjoyment.
It’s quite a bit different from the usual stuff you’d expect from us, but what can I say. When inspiration takes over and an idea is in your head, sometimes you just have to create it. I’m quite satisfied with it. To get the full effect, try to really listen to the song and imagine the full meaning that could be behind it.
Good Journey
Raid Rules Updated & Permanent Ventrilo Server Launched!
Posted Monday, September 19, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I have added an attendance policy to our Raid section.
“Attendance - This is generally a touchy subject because there comes a fine line where the game can become intrusive with life. We’re not unrealistic. We won’t make some insane demands that other so-called raid guilds will make. But in order for everyone in the guild to benefit fairly from their time invested in their characters and the guild itself, these rules must be put into place and strictly adhered to. No one is above the rules set forth on this site. So here are our rules for Raid Attendance.
Everyone is to show up for at least Two (2) Upper Blackrock Spire or higher runs (BWL, ZG, MC) per week. Two (2) runs out of 7 possible days is NOT alot to ask. If it is, then you don’t belong in this game, let alone this guild.
If you do not show up to at least Two (2) of those runs per week with a VALID excuse, then you will lose a rank within the Guild. No debating, no arguing, no whining or crying. This is how it’s done.
No one will ever fall below the rank of Gruntz, as Runtz is reserved for initiates.
If we happen to do Two (2) Upper Spire or above runs in one night, then your requirement is fulfilled for that week.
People that DO show up for the runs, but we are unable to do it because of no-showers will get total credit for being there and don’t have to worry about anything.
If you say you’ll be there for a run, and then simply don’t show up without a VALID reason or prior warning, you are also NOT up for obtaining ANY LOOT on the next run you DO show up on.
We do not feel that 2 runs out of 7 days is alot to ask. I am aware that rank means alot to everyone, and since rank is so important, I feel that something so important must also be maintained. Consideration for the people of the guild is a must. Plain and simple. We are of the Tribe mentality. We are a unit that works together. Either everyone works together, or they go find somewhere else to waste their time.
Communication ie. Ventrilo - Ventrilo is mandatory. If you cannot speak in it, that’s fine, but you absolutely must be able to hear what’s being said. Server information will be provided.”
Blagtoof UI Updated Again!
Posted Thursday, September 15, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I fixed the PvP Cooldown timer to work again. Removed the frames completely so you should never see the little black box ever again, even flagged. Please download the update.
Book of the Dead is still a little wonky and is hit and miss.
Blagtoof UI Compilation Updated!
Posted Wednesday, September 14, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Since Blizzard decided to fuck with the UI code, alot of mods exploded or had malfunctions. I have hunted down all of the updates to what we use, some major, some smaller, and put them back together and uploaded them. Click the UI Button at the bottom of the page for the newest version. Use the Book of the Dead at your own risk. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t but it’s still in our mod pack. To install this, make sure that your Interface folder is empty, which means delete the addons folder and the possible framexml folder that might be in there. Unzip out mod into the interface folder, and you’ll only have an AddOns folder and you should be set.
Arathi Basin : WoW PvP’s Respirator?
Posted Wednesday, September 14, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
So after playing it on test server, and it finally going live today, the Toof and a few others decided to go into the Basin. The new Node Capturing based battleground.
Let me be the first to say that it was a great night of incredibly fun PvP. With WoW PvP basically going to total shit after the Honor system came in, WSG and AV were complete garbage and took zero ability. Anyone can run a fucking stick across a field and anyone can watch someone do it.
With the Basin, not only did I get to kill people I haven’t seen flagged in months in some very awesome out and out battles, but we got to ride around and just beat the shit out of people strategically. Yeah, we died too, yeah we won some games, and we lost some games. Who gives a shit? Not me, I tell ya. To us and especially myself, it’s nothing to do with that. It’s to do with fun. I honestly had a blast tonight in Arathi Basin, and I think this Battleground will be the ONLY thing that will keep WoW PvP alive. Now let’s hope the little pricks don’t start finding ways to cheat, so we can continue to enjoy it.
To all the Toof I bled with tonight, always a pleasure. You guys simply kick ass like no other. To the allies that joined us…*pounds chest* To our enemies, you fought well and for once, we weren’t bored in PvP.
Good Journey
Vent Server Update
Posted Tuesday, September 13, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Our Ventrilo Server will be down until 3pm EST Tuesday, 9/13/05.
August Kills & Application Updated
Posted Friday, September 9, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I updated the Application and removed the level 40 requirement for now for some reason.
I have also uploaded the Kills for August. Take a peek, I even added a “hysterical shot of the month” part to it to add even further insult to injury to people that just personify what’s wrong with the alliance in lack of skill or general fantastic idiocy. Those shots are put there to show just how weak, lame, useless, stupid or how bad the Alliance are at PvP.
Enjoy. We do.
Power Of The Horde Movie & UI Link Added
Posted Friday, September 2, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
In my spare time between Conflict 1 and 2, I decided to update our original Power of the Horde video. I think it gives a very accurate idea of what we go through in every battle, and shows that no matter what anyone says to try and make themselves feel good, we’re simply brutal, fearless and destructive. We’re good at killing, they’re simply NOT, and they completely hate us for it and always will. I want to see you weaklings talk shit about us after watching this. 5 of you or 50, we will flag and fight. We will charge in the middle of you all and wait for the inevitable convergence of every alliance in the area on ONE of us in some sad attempt at some sort of hollow “victory” in one death. Look at how you swarm me the second I flag yet you still cannot stop us from rolling over you every time. We’re an unmatched entity that works together in ways your egos won’t allow. Our Priests, Shaman and Druids keep us alive as they nuke the skin off of your bones while the rest of us simply abuse you at every turn.
Download and witness **LINK REMOVED**
I have also added a permanent link to our UI that most of us in the Tribe generally use. Click the Cog.
Enjoy.
New Members
Posted Wednesday, August 24, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Tonight we welcome Rakha, an Orc Hunter and our first and only Undead Dwarfkiller into the Tribe.
Welcome to da Tribe. Soak your tabards in the blood of the weak Alliance.
Yulagh’s Movie Debut!
Posted Tuesday, August 16, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Since everyone in the Tribe are just amazingly skilled PvPers, and at pissing everyone off during the process, I have always encouraged the members to create for their Tribe.
Yulagh has been an outstanding member holding the Nobz rank, and he has completed his first ever PvP Movie here for your enjoyment if you’re Horde, and here to piss you off as we laugh at you if you’re one of the many alliance newbs featured in his collection of death and destruction.
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Enjoy
Kills Partially Archived
Posted Monday, August 15, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Well, due to the insanely fast speed our kills section grows and the ever-growing popularity of our movies, I had to archive quite a few WoW Beta Months of kills to make room.
If you Alliance newbs don’t actually learn how to PvP soon, I’m going to have to get more server space…
Promotional Video Extended
Posted Thursday, August 4, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
While working on Conflict Part 2, I decided we really needed to extend the Blagtoof Promotional Video. I added almost 3 minutes to what we originally had, and it really turned out to be much better than it was. Enjoy.
July Kills Updated
Posted Saturday, July 30, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
It’s the end of July, and it’s time to piss off the mass of newbies that actually somehow thought they were GOOD enough to go against us throughout the month.
Check ‘em out and enjoy!! If you’re dead there, well, enjoy it more. More than likely, it’s the only recognition you’ll ever get…as a corpse.
*sigh* What we wouldn’t give for some sort of actual CHALLENGE here….
Blagtoof Feature Movie!
Posted Sunday, July 24, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Since WoW Wars was a huge hit with Blizzard and with the entire WoW population across all servers, we decided to continue our tradition of movie making we started back in UO.
The story of the Blagtoof against the Demons that bore them continues in Azeroth and begins with our first installment entitled Conflict : Part 1.
Last weeks movie has been removed, as it’s done it’s job, and I have also taken WoW Wars down. It was the First Star Wars WoW Parody, it was publicized by Blizzard, and it also served it’s purpose.
Keep in mind this flick is only part 1 and basically sets up the story and introduces the characters.
Also, be on the lookout for an updated and extended Blagtoof Promo Video coming soon.
New Video does it’s job!!!
Posted Sunday, July 24, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I’ve been told our newest movie has made some people cry very loudly and get very angry at us. *LOL* I guess being shown just how much you suck really hurts these whackos. Don’t worry kids, you’ll follow the exact same pattern countless other so-called “guilds” before you have followed. You die to us. We laugh. You get mad about it. We laugh. You take every opportunity you can to gank us so even a 40 on 1 gank is held as your greatest victory. We laugh again. You then think we give a rats ass if we die. We laugh some more. You don’t get the desired reaction from us if you ever actually DO kill us. We laugh really hard at you for obsessing. We kill you more. We laugh more. You cry more on forums or on alts. We laugh as you get flamed for being complete losers. Your pitiful little band of wannabes eventually collapses. We wipe the tears of laughter from our eyes and wait for the NEXT newb guild that comes along for the process to begin again. Maybe you’ll reform 6 or 7 times to try again. *LOL*
Don’t worry. You’re just another flash in the pan that falls for this crap hook, line and sinker. Braindead idiots. When will these people ever learn…
New Movie Uploaded
Posted Wednesday, July 20, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Because people really are getting dumber and dumber in the World Of Warcraft…
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New Patch, New UI
Posted Tuesday, July 12, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
With the new patch, Blizzard finally got smart and added their own Raid UI, so CT Raid Assist isn’t needed anymore.
I’ve uploaded the current package of the Blagtoof AddOns UI and added a stand alone MT Target Mod. This mod package is considered essential if you’re in this guild.
Oh and thanks for the respec for warriors, Blizz. I still had to pay for some abilities, but hey, your talent changes made me over 10% stronger and more effective than I was. /tips hat
Let the whining begin!
New Movie Coming Soon, Updated UI Coming Soon
Posted Wednesday, July 6, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Enjoy Cigaro won’t be up much longer. I’ve been busy but I still have had enough time to gather plenty of footage of the newbs on our server. So expect a new video soon. I have also been working on another movie for awhile now, so it should be done soon too. It’s kind of cute how newbs on other servers are ripping off my Star Wars WoW Parody idea now. Only took the tards a good 2 months, but we knew it was going to happen. *LOL*
An Updated UI will be up soon as well with some new compiled features.
And here’s a gift from The Blagtoof to the many that requested it.
We’ll contact the parties interested in this easily gotten corpse. And here’s some further proof of the kill gotten by us. I told you it would only take a week. Good work, Ketsuo.
June Kills Updated
Posted Monday, June 27, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I updated the Kills Section with shots of some more skilless newbs we’ve smoked during the month of June.
This should piss off some people. *LOL*
WoW Wars : Back by popular demand!
Posted Thursday, June 16, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Since I’ve been getting a ton of emails after taking WoW Wars off of the site, I have decided to add it permanently to the place for all to enjoy.
Lower left hand corner is the button. Click it at your own risk.
New Movie Uploaded
Posted Friday, June 10, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Just because we can, a movie that truely defines WoW PvP and the community in general. Enjoy ***FILE REMOVED***
I’m sure it’ll incite many more whines from our fans. The best part is, we don’t even have to log in to piss these freaks off. *LOL*
Blagtoof UI Updated
Posted Wednesday, June 8, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Updated the Party Health portion of the Blagtoof UI Mod Compilation. This is a collection of what is considered almost “essential” to UI modification without cheapening the entire game and turning it into some crapfest full of useless automation garbage like Cosmos and other UIs. These aren’t authored by me or the Blagtoof, but they’re lightweight and very useful without any additional lag being caused to gameplay. They are also 100% sanctioned and considered acceptable for use as a member of the Tribe.
One for the Kiddies
Posted Thursday, June 2, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I couldn’t help myself here. This fast flick goes out to all of the Carebears out there.
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Enjoy.
WoW Wars Featured on WoW Official Site & Kills
Posted Tuesday, May 31, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Here is the link again…..To beat the rush of Spoofs and Parodies that will inevitably come out AFTER May 19th, I have gone ahead and released ours today.
WoW Wars : Revenge of Da Toof - **File Removed**
Enjoy.
And to put the month of May to rest, here are the final Killshots for May 2005.
New Video Posted
Posted Tuesday, May 31, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
It’s time again to annoy, torment and basically piss people off. That’s right. A new video is up. WoW Wars had a great run, gave us alot of hits and was widely well received, so while I take my sweet ass time on an actual “movie”, I have a few of these short but sweet gems to put up just to torment the mouth-breathing masses of morons that visit this site regularly and then cry about the content.
To the skilless stalkers among us that hate us simply because they’re inferior to us, I simply say Kiss my Ass….or my personal favorite….”Fuck’em if they can’t take a joke.”
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Kills Updated
Posted Thursday, May 26, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Since it’s so popular, the May Kills Section has been updated with a few choice shots. It’s sure to twist someones nobs into a frantic fit.
It’s very interesting how many people are truely obsessed with us and are in constant denial about it. That’s ok though. What do you expect from ignorant bnet kiddies? They don’t even realize they’re the typical morons they cry about so much. And how these same simpletons don’t realize this is all meant to be funny is beyond me. The thought patterns of these truely sick individuals is so entertaining when they mix with MMORPGs that ignoring it and not pointing it out and laughing at their instabilities would be criminal. *LOL*
New Movie, because you knew someone would
Posted Wednesday, May 18, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
To beat the rush of Spoofs and Parodies that will inevitably come out AFTER May 19th, I have gone ahead and released ours today.
Click the banner to the right or click below for the newest movie in our collection.
WoW Wars : Revenge of Da Toof - **File Removed**
Enjoy.
Site Update : Raid Section and Members
Posted Wednesday, May 18, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Yulagh has been promoted to the Nobz rank. Congratulations!
I updated the Raid Section to reflect the changes made to some parts of our structure, and I also updated some profiles and removed all of the points since we scrapped the system in favor of something far more efficient.
Blagtoof Promotional Video!
Posted Friday, May 13, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I have completed and released The Blagtoof WarTribe Promotional Video. Think of it as a cross between a recruitment commercial, a story telling flick and a warning. Someone already called it an “Uncle Blagtoof Wants You!” campaign movie.
I added a button permanently to the site for it. Click the link above to save it, or click that jumpy Orc git to the right.
May Kills Updated
Posted Tuesday, May 10, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
No need to even set it up. The shots are funny enough as it is, especially since the whiners do all their yappin’ away on the forums. Cry more newbs. You still suck and are in the May Killshots.
New Movie Uploaded, Blagtoof UI Mod Updated & May Kill Shots Uploaded
Posted Monday, May 9, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Enjoy the new flick -
War Machine - **File Removed**
People like to complain about the content of the movies and the killshots. Well, ok the ones that are IN them complain. They run around quoting the site, foaming at the mouth at the movies and making some insane claims about us. These obsessed individuals fail to realize basic common sense. We go after the biggest, loudest babies in the game and kill them, then proceed to rub it in their faces. In every game, there’s a group of people that hate dying, cry about it, and never shut up. We specifically target these loud, whiney bitches specifically to antagonize them. And the sweetest part is, they’re totally clueless about it. You are weak. You are obsessed with the game and with us. If you didn’t suck, you wouldn’t die, and if you didn’t cry like children when you die, we wouldn’t have your corpses here. You come out of your hole with alts, cry for awhile, get smoked, then vanish for a few weeks to come back and do it again. Shut up already. If you stopped crying, we wouldn’t get any joy from pouring salt on your wounds, you big pussies.
I have also updated the Blagtoof UI Add On Mod with the new CT Raid Assist version 1.08. This raid assist mod is absolutely required for all members of the Tribe.
Also enjoy the new May Killshots.
Bounty Page Updated : Bounty Submission Form
Posted Saturday, May 7, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Since we announced our Bounty System was reactivated, I have gotten a ton of tells from the Alliance that all want to see their “comrades” dead by our hands and will pay us handsomely to do so.
To make it easier for us, and to keep better track of the flow of contracts, I have added a Bounty Submission Form on the Bounty Hunter Page. It’s very simple. Fill it out, submit it, and wait. We understand that alot of the Alliance are complete retards and can’t grasp simple things like submitting a form or reading directions, so I made the form as short as possible. No doubt some moron will half-read it and attempt to craft some idiotic wannabe flame about it. After all, it’s all you whiney bitches do. Cry about us. Well here’s some more for you to cry about. *LOL*
Blagtoof UI Mod Updated!
Posted Thursday, May 5, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I have updated the Blagtoof UI Add On Mod to include a very cool mod called “The Ultimate Book of the Dead”. It’s something any real PvPer would be interested in.
Profiles and Kills Updated plus a New Movie
Posted Saturday, April 30, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Member Profiles have been updated.
Just because people are getting angrier and angrier, more and more obsessed with us, and posting about how much they hate us on a regular basis I thought I would upload some more killshots for April and a new movie that is sure to absolutely piss off the whiney little skilless pissants and set their rantings against us to a fever pitch.
It’s time to back up all of the shit you talked, and you are falling extremely short just like I knew you would. It’s so funny that you people are exactly like the rest we have destroyed through the years. All talk, no ability. It must frustrate you to no end to realize that you’re pathetic and will never be able to stand up on the same level as us.
Enjoy the new Killshots. And cry about the new movie called The Beautiful People”.
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The Raid Of Stormwind
Posted Tuesday, April 26, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
The following is a report by Raventears of the raid he led on Stormwind as a counterattack to the constant Alliance zerg of our lowbie towns :
I’ll briefly break character to post the summarized version of what all happened…as I have been reading exaggerations from both sides. And, though while giving me a good laugh, is far from the truth.
We did not touch any towns whatsoever. I had the raid move past the towns for two reasons. One, I did not want to grief the low level players, otherwise I would be quite the hypocrite in my arguments against leveling a town. Two, I also wanted to maintain a small element of surprise.
We hit the stormwind gates, destroying everything including the two elites near the bridge. We then attempted to enter the trade quarter where we were swarmed by a mass guard spawn. Alliance were there but for the most part they milled about till the guards had finished off the raid. I must say…the guard spawn of stormwind is quite more…abundant?…than that of Orgrimmar or any horde city I’ve seen. We killed a good number of them but not before succumbing to their numbers ourselves. I believe I counted over 20 guards at the beginning and only six left when the last of our men wiped.
By that time the alliance actually began to arrive in some numbers and began picking off stragglers and those whom decided to rez prematurely. I ordered the dash for the instance as it would precent a guard free defensible position. The contested territory information was quite a surprise and the deflagging a good plus. At this point a good number of our force had to log due to real life. That left us to reorganize in the tunnels.
When we finally regrouped at the IF/tram instance we had about 20 players total. We faught our brief battle in the instance. We lost. I called it and had everyone either spirit rez and hearth or go about their own devices.
Oh…and for the record…zero dishonorable kills on that run.
One dead general.
One dead elite near the General. A good number of dead guards.
A few dead alliance.
Zero dead citizens.
Excellent work, Raventears.
Bounty System Reactivated!
Posted Wednesday, April 20, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Because people suck, and it’s so easy to kill people in WoW on our server, we have decided to reactivate our old Bounty System!
Click the armed Orc on the left menu and read the very easy to follow rules.
Kills Update - Honor System is in.
Posted Tuesday, April 19, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
So the honor system is in, and oh my god it’s been hysterical. All the shit talking newbies that never backed their words up couldn’t hide today, and we killed every last one of them. The ones that talked so tough to myself specifically I handed their asses to them on a silver platter.
Check the Kills for April for the full set of images and commentary. It’s bound to make some laugh and piss off the weak little shits we smoked! LOL
Oh yeah, and I have video. It’s going to be fucking hysterical! LOL
New Movie : Fear
Posted Tuesday, April 12, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I have uploaded the new movie. It’s a nice piece that displays the sheer obsessiveness that the Alliance have with killing certain people in the Tribe. Even with a zerg and odds in their favor, they still couldn’t do it, and the fact that it must have been the most frustrating event ever in that newbie Paladin’s life is what inspired me to make a movie with the footage in it.
Enjoy Fear
Good Journey
Profiles Added / Updated, New Members & Blagtoof UI updated
Posted Sunday, April 10, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
The Official Blagtoof AddOn UI Mod has been updated with everything we deem essential for PvP and PvE. Non-intrusive, non lag creating and very compact Blagtoof UI
All profiles have been updated with their Time Point calculations from this past week. Great work to those that continue to rack up the time in instances with the Nobz and WarBoss!
The following members have recently joined the Blagtoof WarTribe :
Mors
Gharton
Droktar
Welcome them with open arms!
The following profiles have been added :
Mors
Gharton
Droktar
Drondar
Diggly
Bathizar
Raventears
Uzmael
Good Journey
Promotions
Posted Saturday, April 9, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
The following promotions have taken place today :
Nobz - Narod, Diggly
Dreadnoughtz - Yulagh, Bathizar, Raventears
Berzerkerz - Zirud
Gruntz - Haran, Owzat, Kaedra, Ursa, Ainar
Congratulations to all! Keep up the good work!
Profiles Updated
Posted Tuesday, April 5, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I have updated the following member profiles :
Kederessa
Gorbadz
Yorga
Narod
Zirud
Yulagh
Droktar
More to come.
Good Journey
First Actual Movie and Kills Updated
Posted Friday, April 1, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
This is what you’ve all been waiting for. I think. *shrug*
After tooling around with some moving making programs, I came up with a flick that basically spells out how we feel about all of the Alliance whiney boxes. And yeah I know I said “with” twice. I’m far too lazy to fix it. Click the banner to the right or the link below :
…And Justice For All
I have also updated the March Kills Section as well as added the April Kills Section.
Good Journey
Profile Update
Posted Wednesday, March 30, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I’ve begun updating our member profiles to suppliment our evolving Dungeon Crawl Raid Section. Right now, only Grishnak’s Profile is complete and the rest are basic blanks for now.
Added Fangore, Haran, Ainar, Zeedak, Hrothgar, Owzat and Ursa to the member list.
Good Journey
Dungeon Crawl Loot Distribution Updated
Posted Tuesday, March 29, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
In order to keep up with our constant dungeon crawls, we have decided to use a variation of a popular “point system” in order to be fair to the members that spend their time and dedication to doing so, and to reward them properly.
Read the details in our Raid Section.
Good Journey
Blagtoof UI Updated
Posted Monday, March 28, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Since Blizzard drastically improved their UI, I have updated our Blagtoof UI Mod with a more streamlined version and added a raid assist mod that helps us out.
Click Here to get the Blagtoof UI Mod
Azuregos Downed By Muteki and Blagtoof!
Posted Friday, March 25, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Once again, the combined forces of The Blagtoof WarTribe and Muteki show our superiority and take down a raid boss. Azuregos falling was a FIRST on our server, and while, honestly, none of us measure our worth by a game, what makes it hysterical is the reaction of the whiners that cry as loud as they can and make up whatever crap they can to try and discredit people for something they didn’t do. And you freaks obsessively post about it and now leave the server because of it. *LOL* You’re so lame.
Click here or the banner for the movie
Seriously, it’s a game, you losers. You’re crying because you didn’t do something in a video game before someone else? *LOL* You really need lives if you’re getting this worked up and obsessed over it.
You’re fucking sad. Really. You’re just fucking sad. And this is DAMNED hysterical. Thanks!
Eat it. Bitches.
AZ1
AZ2
Don’t worry though. Plenty of Instanced Goodness in WoW to go around for you skilless little shits that can’t stomach actual *GASP!* competition! *LOL
Cry more, ya’ fuckin’ newbs. Leave the server, take your toys and go home. *LOL*
March Kills Posted and Raid Section Update
Posted Saturday, March 19, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I went in and uploaded all the Kills for March so far. Get a laugh. We did. I just wonder why is it all the lowbie tools flag while the 60s on the Alliance side are all basic chickenshits?
Our Raid Section has been updated as well to let you all know how exactly we decide the loot distribution.
Good Journey
New Movie from Black Tongue Productions
Posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
So not being particularly satisfied with just throwing music to sloppily and quickly compiled footage, I decided it was time to actually get on the ball putting together some “movie type” things. Now, we do have a reputation with our old PhM Flash Videos, so I want to preserve and expand on that with WoW Movies.
Yes most of them will offend and piss off people.
No we don’t care, it’s actually the point.
This is for our own self-indulgance. Who cares what you think.
So we have the first release which is basically a test release with the new editing program and it’s in a different format.
Click the banner to the right or Click Here for ‘Creeping Death’. The first movie from Black Tongue Productions. Special thanks to Draakan of Muteki for taking part in the killing spree with me. *pounds chest*
More to come. Better to come. Don’t like it, don’t come back.
5man BRD Run Again!
Posted Monday, March 14, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Once again, another BRD run 5man without a mage and this time we even took two 57s with us. Three level 60s and two 57s took out the lyceum without a mage, and then the Emperor fell to our blades.
Once the Emperor’s Hall was cleared, we even ported in two level 47s to take part in the pounding.
Good work to all!!
Lucifron Slain Again!
Posted Saturday, March 12, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Lucifron was once again taken down by the combined forces of Muteki and The Blagtoof WarTribe exactly one week after the first victory!
Congratulations and Thank You goes out to all that cut the beast down again!! It was a perfect and swift execution of the slimey beast and his guards.
Great work to each and every participant!
WAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
*pounds chest*
Application Update, More Site Updates
Posted Tuesday, March 8, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Check the little button to the right for our new Raid Section.
Ever since our victory with Muteki on taking down Lucifron, I have gotten a surge of tells and applications. At the risk of sounding even more like the asshole people think I am, I’m going to say this once, plainly and clearly. Don’t try to join us thinking that we are going to pave your way to fame, fortune and leet l00t. We don’t need new members. We’re fine. I don’t care who you think you are. We have to spend our time preparing our current members and don’t need new dead weight to carry. This being said, the application has been updated :
**Note : Our Minimum Level Requirement is now level 40 for all applicants unless WE pick YOU. If you’re not level 40, don’t waste our time in applying. Your application will just be deleted**
Lucifron : Slain By Muteki and Blagtoof!
Posted Sunday, March 6, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
The first Raid boss in The Molten Core, Lucifron, has been defeated for the first time on the Horde side on our server by the combined efforts of Muteki and The Blagtoof WarTribe!!
I just want to publically say THANK YOU and Good Job to everyone in Muteki especially Ein and Darkmgl for organizing this so perfectly…so many more of you to name that were just outstanding…. Awesome work, organization and dedication.
And a personal chest pound and Thank You to Da Boyz in Da Tribe (Kederessa - Da Girl? -, Raventears, Yulagh) for doin’ wot they do best. Bashin’ things til it doesn’t move anymore. You did your tags proud!
Movie Link to the right or : **FILE REMOVED**
Pictures -
Video coming soon.
Good Journey
WAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
*pounds chest*
BRD 5man, promotions and The First Blagtoof Champion!
Posted Friday, March 4, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Ok.
Tonight we decided to stop screwing around and actually run into BRD and finish it up, Emperor and all. So Kederessa (60 Priest), Raventears (60 Rogue), Yulagh (60 Warrior), Narod (55 Warlock) and myself (60 Warrior) went in. We managed to, of course, get all the way to the Lyceum again. Usually this is where it goes to hell, as it’s not impossible but not very easy to do this part of the instance without a mage or two. Far as I know and was told by a few friends in Muteki, NOBODY has done it without at least one mage. Well now ONE guild has. Us. How? We used our brains and ability. Raventears snuck around and ambushed the Dwarf torch carriers. Then the Yulagh and I Furystance whirlwinded the groups of mobs while the warlock Narod AOE-blasted what he could while our Priest Kederessa did her thing and Raventears sacked random mobs that strayed. The groups of mobs and roaming armies repop every 60 seconds, so we had to keep moving and move fast.
We managed to light one torch with a 4man group 2 nights ago, so the first one was easy. We then had Raven go find the other Torch carrier while we cleared the way to the next torch to light. Once Raven had the second torch, it was pretty easy. Here are two shots to show our group and prove it wasn’t a raid party to those that care enough to cry.
BRD1BRD2
That’s right. No mage.
Then Yulagh had to split due to some real life issues, and we summoned in a mage for the final 2 encounters.
With the help of Narod’s ressurection stones (30 minute cooldown) we were able to get a few tries on The Emperor and the Princess.
Uzmael our 60 mage kited the Princess and kept her out of our hair as Raventears, Narod, Kederessa and I smoked the Emperor.
BRD3
A job well done to the awesome 5man team!
As a result of this fine job, the following members have been promoted :
Yulagh - Berzerkerz, his class rank
Uzmael - Gruntz
Narod - Dreadnaughtz, the first ever Blagtoof WarTribe Champion!
Great job to everyone! And yeah so what others did it before. That’s not the point and anyone that scoffs needs to log off once in awhile. We had fun doing this, and we didn’t need to be “the first ever OMFGHI2U”. We had a blast and we always do and always will.
Thanks again to members of Muteki for their support and for some quick idea bouncing when it came down to that Princess bitch. *LOL*
Good Journey
New Movie and Updates
Posted Monday, February 28, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
First things first.
Congrats to Raventears for hitting 60!
February Kill Shots uploaded sent in by Gorbadz, Kederessa, Vrikor, Narod, Zirud, Bathizar and even Caveat of Muteki!
Next, awesome job to our 4 man BRD run last night. Kederessa (60 Priest), Raventears (60 Rogue), Narod (53 Warlock) and myself (60 Warrior) doing everything except the Lyceum and Emperor due to time restraints. 4am comes quick. Great drops, great run. Did better with 4 than most 5man groups.
Now to the new movie. AoF vs. The Blagtoof
Last weekend, The Blagtoof WarTribe began it’s long-time tradition Fight Nights. The first group to join in was AoF. We had some awesome brawls and awesome team battles in a secluded spot where we could all flag in peace and battle in out. The two guilds pulled out 4 brawls, and ended up in a 2-2 stalemate.
The Blagtoof took the first battle, AoF pulled off the second battle, Blagtoof took no prisoners in the third and AoF answered with the same ferocity in the fourth. In the movie posted, there is footage from all 4 battles, some team footage, some single duels, and even stripped down rogue vs. rogue battle.
A chest pound to the combatants of The Alliance of Fire. They are agreat crew, a great guild, great people, and they fight hard and to the death like a true army should. We hope you enjoy the video and we look forward to more excellent Fight Nights with this fantastic guild.
Good Journey
Promotions
Posted Saturday, February 26, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Congrats go out to Drondar and Fangore for their promotion to Gruntz after taking part in the defense of Splintertree Post with Kederessa and Raventears. Also an acknowledgement in his part in that battle to Zirud.
Well done ladz!
*pounds chest*
Laugh Of The Day
Posted Friday, February 25, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
And here’s a chuckle! I stopped posting on a thread dedicated to us since page 4. It’s now up to page 6 and they’re still going on about me, us and this site. Are you people kidding me? *LOL* 77 thousand new hits speaks for itself. Thanks. Don’t like us, me or this site? Fuck you and drop dead. Really. Nobody made you come here. So leave. How’s that for nasty, rude and offending content towards others. Did that hurt your feelings too? Are you going to cry some more? *LOL* Sleep it off, dimwits. In the end, you’re still going on about us two pages after we walked away laughing at you. Normal people wouldn’t visit, discuss or advertise a site that offends them. Hell, normal people wouldn’t get offended by a guild site at all. But keep crying, it gives us material. *LOL*
Tip o’ the hat
Posted Friday, February 25, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I wanted to post a ‘good job, ladz’ to the Tribe for another fine Blackrock run tonight. Good work to the people that experienced it all for the first time!!
And a ‘Thank you’ and a chest pound out to Muteki for their support and for letting us come along through the Spire and the Core!
Good Journey
Thank you!
Posted Thursday, February 24, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Yesterday we had 133 thousand hits.
Yesterday evening, we had 168 thousand hits.
Today? We have over 210 thousand hits.
*LOL*
77 thousand hits in under 24 hours for a webiste people hate, bash and “refuse to discuss and visit”.
Thanks!
Good Journey
Ain’t that about a bitch?
Posted Wednesday, February 23, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
So check this out. I log off last night and log onto Rakknarr (my ONLY Alliance character, like it’s not obvious) really fast to send our beloved Grinnok Greymane a letter in game to check the Auction House in Ironforge for a recipe or two. The guy has one hell of a commute, so he logs on at about, oh 3 or 4am. He gets the letter (I sent it at about 11). He runs into the AH to look for us. He’s not there 10 seconds before he’s getting rude and nasty tells from our idiot stalkers. Real fucking mature, kids. Bother anyone with our tags because you’re lame little fuckholes? Well guess what? While I might not give a rats ass and laugh at your obsession of everything me, other people don’t want their gametime bothered by immature little cocklicks like you two lovers, so Grinnok fired off a few choice emails and screenshots to certain powers that be (yes we have friends everywhere, sucks to be you) and I would worry if I were you. Let this be a small lesson for the small minded, keep fucking around with people you don’t know with your obsession of me thinking everyone with our tags is ME, jerkoffs, and we’ll see how YOUR gametime is effected.
Click Here to see just how fucking sad they are
Grow the fuck up already……oh and thanks for the 35 thousand new hits in under an hour to our site. *LOL* Assholes.
Because I know they read it
Posted Tuesday, February 22, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I know our stalkers read this site. Our hits go up consistantly. They cried about it loudly and in capslock. So here’s an update. With nothing left to say, their egos shattered into dust at seeing their deaths in action and corpses on our kills page, they back down.
With all that bravado and toughguy bullshit, mangina fizzles out without so much as a whimper. He’s probably used to that happening in his life though, which would account for his obsession, desire to play a female ‘convincingly’ and whiney behavior. Poor boy just can’t keep it up…in any aspect. *LOL*
Oh well, another one bites the dust.
NEXT!!
$15 a month to hate us? Money well spent in my book!
Posted Monday, February 21, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
So it seems our fans have officially hit “obsessive”.
Last night, 4 “rogues” from Parawhine thought they would harass Orgrimmar. Draakan from Muteki, Gorbadz and I proceeded to smoke the shit out of the 4 newbie cunts over and over. They killed us twice, we still killed 2 out of their 4 anyway, and we smoked them 8 times without losing a single one of us total. Amazingly, they have yet to log onto Horde alts to cry about it. They probably think they “won” something. Four real rogues with skill should have killed us consistantly over and over. Goes to show just how much they DO suck the cock, even with one extra person on their side. Of course there’s a movie for this.
Click the link to the right or click here to watch The Assholes run away and die like the cunt punk bitches they are. There’s even footage of the Man-gina running for his pussy life and still dying like the wannabe he is.
Enjoy the New February Shots in the Kills Section too. You can see the picture where Man-gina cried his little pussy heart out about getting ganked. Fucking wah, you damned crybaby.
And you know what’s hysterical? An entire guild pays $15 a month to hate The Blagtoof WarTribe and Muteki. How fucking funny is that. And how truely sad for them, since they couldn’t beat either of us without outnumbering us 4-1. *laugh*
Feed the ego, little twats.
Must suck to suck like you
Posted Friday, February 18, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
We have more fans!
Seems the newbie Paladin Man-gina and his merry followers have focused squarely on us. See, the gimps attacked Orgimmar, and they were defeated. They suck, so of course they were.
So they THOUGHT they were being SMART by taking the res hit and popping at the Razor Hill Graveyard. Well, duh. Of course the Tribe knew this was happening. Soon as these idiots died, we started the charge to the Graveyard. I got there first, and there they were, ressing flagged like dopes. I charged, then the swarm of Horde behind me arrived. We housed their weak little silly asses clean.
Then the fun began! They cried, and I MEAN CRIED on their Horde alts to me about how it “isn’t fair!” and “you GANKED US!!” “No honor!” and “WE WEREN’T READY!” Like there’s some fucking rule to PvP that says “make sure your FLAGGED opponent is ready before attacking”. Eat me, pussy. My reply? “WAH!” Man that makes them mad! *LOL*
Fuckin’ Backstreet Boy reject. Cry more, ya’ fuckin’ newb.
What’s even funnier is, while they were acting tough, Muteki rolls in, fucks them up AGAIN, and then they cry LOUDER. Oh it was classic. They stalk us on the forums like usual, they can’t possibly shut up like usual, they get all angry and cry and whine like usual. They use the same grade school baby bullshit “insults” while I tear apart their every word. Like usual.
The video of their little massacre at the graveyard will be up next week. Especially since I know it makes them SO mad! The support in game and on the forums of the Horde and Alliance alike against these crybaby fuckholes has been awesome, so we thank the normal gamers in joining us laughing at the big fuckin’ whiners.
Good Journey
The Greenskin Horde Attacks!
Posted Tuesday, February 15, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Tonight The Blagtoof WarTribe got tired of dealing with the taunting cowards that attack the Crossroads and then deflag when any opposition arrives. So as a direct first aggression act, Grishnak, Kederessa, Gorbadz, Narod and Bathizar attacked two Alliance outposts.
Proving that their reputation is well earned, the Blagtoof group made short work of both towns, destroying all opposition that arrived with exacting speed and bloodlust.
The movie made of these attacks is called “Dyer’s Eve” and it is uploaded for your viewing pleasure.
This is only the beginning of the Greenskins animosity towards the beings of Azeroth.
Good Journey
45 New Kills
Posted Friday, February 11, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Ok, so I uploaded about 45 new kill shots in our February Kills Page.
Enjoy and we hope you laugh when you look at them as hard as we laughed while taking them.
Good Journey
New Movie, Promotions, Members
Posted Thursday, February 10, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Alright crew,
So it only took us a grand total of 10 weeks to become the most hated people on our server. Fucking fantastic job! *laugh*
This crap is getting too easy.
Anyway, the new movie is loaded there to the right. It’s called “The Blitzkreig”.
Enjoy!
Now, in light of the whiners and braggers thinking they’re so cool and hating our guts to the point of stalking us, I have posted a new movie. The first part is the “attack on Orgrimmar” that was a complete bust. Alliance rode right to Thrall’s Chamber, where I was waiting, and the hysterical part was that Thrall, a few dozen guards and myself were the ones fighting off the mob of Alliance tools attacking. Of course, one idiot decided to run to the throne while Thrall was beating on his people to snap a fast screenshot to declare some kind of hollow victory. As you can see in the video, he took a swipe at me, and ran out of the chamber at half health. The Alliance got hit so hard by Thrall and the guards, that I had a rough time of targetting anyone, so I was able to even stand there and watch, untouched. Stupid Paladins.
Speaking of, the rest of the movie shows us beating on a group of 2 Paladins a mage and a rogue. Needless to say, they suck and they died. Like the rest of the Alliance on our server. But at least they didn’t cry like little bitches on the forums about it.
Promotions -
Narod to Wierboyz
Zirud to Gruntz
Erebusi to Gruntz
Welcome new members -
Fangore
Good Journey
‘ere we go!
Posted Wednesday, February 9, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Congrats to the Blagtoof WarTribe!
We have stalkers!!
You know, those brainless twits that HAVE to post in every thread you do all because you beat the crap out of them in PvP. Then, after verbally beating them to a pulp on the forums, their only retort? To play the copycat game the little kids play in Grade School!!
Way to show your mentality there, dickheads. I’m sure the braindead gangsta’s think you’re l33t, yo. *LOL* Fuckin’ idiots.
But then again, what can you expect from paladins. They can’t even play a real class so they poorly fumble their way through the paladin class and STILL get housed, and it has an I win button for fuck’s sake. *LOL* Can we honestly expect them to have anything past the mentality of a brain-dead Chimp? No, we can’t.
Feed the Ego. Idiots.
Good Journey
Battle At Tarren Mill - 2/2/05
Posted Thursday, February 3, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Last night the forces of the Horde, being outnumbered, decimated the zergling forces of the Alliance…..again.
Due to the fantastic battle last night, I have already removed this week’s movie, and replaced it with just a taste of what happened last night.
I have also updated our Kills Section with the February Kill Shots.
A chest pound to all that fought in that battle. We are always outnumbered, but never outclassed. This is a shot of those in my raid group, while there were fighters there not in our group, let no single combatant be left out. Finally….some REAL battle! Everyone there has proven themselves to be true to the cause, and I have to say, I’m impressed with the Horde turnout. I honestly didn’t think you all had it in you. Here’s to eating ones words. *raises glass*
You may need this codec to view it. (Codec hosted by The First Official Role-play Blizzard FanSite-Only-WoW.com, linked with permission)
Also in our February Kills Section are some shots of Gorbadz, Uzmael, Yulagh and Myself battling 4 other Alliance scum in their weak and repeatedly failed attempt to attack Orgrimmar and defeat the Tribe.
WAAAAAAARGH!
Good Journey
New Movie Posted
Posted Tuesday, February 1, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Unless you’re completely braindead, you’ll notice the hanging banner to the right there with the words “This Week’s Movie”. That is where the link to the current movie posted will be. By mousing over it, you will see the title of the movie, and I won’t remove the movie until I put up a new one.
This week is a mixture of clips. First up are some new clips of a battle at TM that was very recent where some dopey ass NE named Decoy got her ass beat. I really want to know what the deal is with you idiots that run in circles and jump. Do you think it WORKS? Maybe against newbs. Not us. Morons. The rest of the movie is filled with clips of when Grishnak was in his mid 40s and defending Razor Hill at 5am against a group of Alliance newbies. Yeah, they were lowbies, fuck you. They flagged, they got attacked. Honestly, I had this footage laying around because since Grishnak hit 50, I stopped all PvPing and turned off world defense so I can hurry up and cap. I only fought when I was in the area and local defense went off.
So tonight last night I hit 60 with Grishnak, and I turned on world defense. Expect new movies with new footage from next week on. So click the Banner, and enjoy “Die, My Darlin’”
Good Journey
Kills Updated
Posted Monday, January 31, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
So what happens when 2 Blagtoof destroy 3 Alliance that foolishly attacked a Horde outpost within earshot?
The alliance die…….and then make alt characters on the Horde side to complain like 3 year olds.
Here’s a snip -
Check out the Kills Page too.
Crying little bitches. You go make friends in your sad attempt at a nice little cyberfest. This isn’t AOL. Go have your friendly conversations there. Horde and Alliance making “friends” is ridiculous and only shows us that NONE of you little twits have the blood of a true PKer in you. None.
Let me make one little fact clear here, kids. We are not here to make “friends” with you. We are not here to make “nice nice time” with you. We don’t make “friends” with anyone in any world we have ever inhabited and this one is no different. We aren’t here to DUEL YOU, I don’t care what “faction” you are. We aren’t “nice” and “kind” and what YOU call “honorable” and we never PRETENDED to be.
We acknowledge people that deserve it and prove themselves worthy in battle. Don’t go get your “other” and shriek to me about your desires, wants and needs to make excuses after excuses for your loss. That’s cowardly, lowly and a sign of weakness. You attacked. You died. Accept it and leave or try again.
There is no mistaking what we are and what we do. We have been doing it long before WoW and we will do it long after. We are at war with everyone that is not apart of our Tribe. That is our role, that is our role-play. We are the Blagtoof WarTribe. We were the first Horde Tribe created on this server for a good 2 weeks after it came up, and we are the Tribe that stomps little things like you into the dirt if you cross us. If you don’t like war, you’re in the wrong world. If you don’t like dying, then you can very easily avoid it by not flagging. And if you don’t LIKE this at all, well that’s nice. We’re not here for a popularity contest, little pinkskin. We are here to march the green mob across the world and leave nothing standing.
WAAAAAAAAARGH!
Black Rock Depths
Posted Monday, January 31, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Tonight we hit Black Rock Depths with intent on getting the key.
5 of us. Two 59 warriors (Gorbadz and Grishnak), 60 Priest (Kederessa), 60 warrior (Yulagh) and a 54 mage (Uzmael). Halfway through, we lost the 60 warrior due to time.
The remaining FOUR of us managed to not only defeat many of the bosses we needed, but also get the key to the Depths and complete a few quests.
This is what happens when you have people in your guild that know how to play and know their classes.
Good Journey
Declaration Of War
Posted Thursday, January 27, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
So here we are. Playing World Of Warcraft and enjoying it much more than any MMO time ever. This is making the old days in UO look like an even more distant memory, I have to say. We had some great times then, and more than likely, our memories like to glorify themselves a bit.
What I mean by this is that we like to remember the good times back then, and amplify them to the point of being the greatest in the world. They weren’t that great. Disconnects, rollbacks, crashes, patches that broke the game, the horridly busted economy, capping a character in 24 hours with unattended macroing, the tweaks that made templates-of-the-month, asshole RP Nazis with their babybullshit cliques on their little forums talking shit but never being able to back it up….
And here we are in WoW. The only real thing to knock WoW for is the community. Instead of asshole RP Nazis, we just have assholes from EQ or bnet with their babybullshit cliques on WoW’s Server forums talking shit but never being able to back it up. These idiots are apparently friends from some other retard game or chat room. They don’t realize there’s a war going on. Alliance hates Horde, Horde hates Alliance. We do not TALK with these idiots in AIM about what a great job they just did camping a newbie zone for 2 hours until we showed up (outnumbered no less) to kick their asses out of the place. This is not your personal fucking social game to make friends on. And while I’m ranting, this is a massively multiplayer online ROLE-PLAY GAME, fuckface. You dickheads that go into shit fits when someone role-plays need to stab yourselves in the face with a soldering iron repeatedly until you get the point or simply die.
To answer the clique` of morons, both Horde and Alliance, that talk shit, are OH SO CUTESY-FRIENDLY-HAPPY-FLUFFY with each other, think they’re so COOL and actually have the balls to call themselves PvPers when I’ve seen the UO Yewbies use more strategy and actual SKILL than these hopeless terds is just laughable……you’re useless mongoloids that lack the general ability to breath without being reminded. Shut up. Go have a chat in some other game, or God forbid A CHAT ROOM.
Prime example. Last night I went to TM. I was bored, no one was on from the Tribe and I haven’t bothered with the World Defense in awhile. What do I see? 20 Alliance attacking 5 Horde. I made 6. What happened next? The Alliance got themselves destroyed every single time they tried to attack. And these people are the same people that will post on the forums of what a great fight it was and how awesome certain people they kiss the asses of were. No. You suck. You couldn’t fight me and win if I lost connection. So go kiss ass. That’s the only thing you CAN do. Telling the clique` how great they are. Bah. They’re just as weak as you. I’ve seen ONE good PvPer among this wretched mess, and he plays a damned good orc rogue. I’ve never spoken word one to him, but he knows who he is. He’s just simply good at his class. The rest of you people? Eat me. You suck. Simple. Keep kissing ass and sucking taint. You make it all the sweeter when I get to post your deaths on our site in our movies or killspage. Fuckin’ newbies.
Now onto guilds. You all suck too. Yep. You. And you too. I don’t care if you have 900 newbies to raid instances until your balls turn blue. You claim you’re “the best guild by far” and try and knock people’s intelligence on THOSE forums, no less. Not hard to do. So what’re you trying to say? They’re idiots. Wow.
Let’s look at this though, shall we?
We were the first Horde guild. NO ONE showed up for weeks after.
We were the first Horde guild to have tabards on all of our members.
We have 8 years on everyone and a guild site with over 133 thousand hits. You people have barely used forums and call it a ’site’.
The only thing this community has that we don’t is a supposed little lovers-scorn soap opera on the official server forums and apprently uncontrollable “people” stalking other “people” in the game. Yeah, because using internet soap operas to try and knock a guild you retards hate really makes you look cool. That’s not something to be proud of, chuckles. You’re a disgrace. Get a handbook, maybe you’ll all learn how to be GuildMasters one day. Wait long enough, and I might write one for you.
In all fairness, I’m sure there are some decent folk running around on the server, in those so-called “guilds” and even in that little clique` of cyber-fiends. That ONE ROGUE is a prime example of how every cloud can have a silver lining (enjoy the ring). Credit where it’s due. There are a handful of people, MAYBE, that I don’t laugh at and immediately want to slap the shit out of, and even THEY know who they are. Here’s a clue….we acknowledge you exist.
The rest of you? Drop dead. Alliance and Horde. You’re nothing. You have no idea how to PvP, what PKing is, what War is and where you even ARE. And very soon, you will learn. You think you don’t like us now? By the time we’re done with you, you’re going to throw a fit every time you see our names across your screens. Don’t confuse any of this for anger. We’re laughing at you and just think you completely suck. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news. *shrug*
Who needs UO and the old days? We’re so much better at this crap now. *laugh*
Good Journey
Official UI Mod Package , Promotions, New Movie
Posted Monday, January 24, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I’ve packaged and uploaded the only fully sanctioned UI Mod for use with this guild.
The PhM/Blagtoof WoW UI AddOn Package
I’ve uploaded the new movie as well. This is a battle at Tarren Mill that some lame little Night Elf newb claims to have been at (but was clearly nowhere to be found to begin with) and claims we weren’t. As you will clearly see, not only were we there, our group was leading the flanking charge on the Alliance, causing quite abit of death and carnage and our ultimate victory.
So fucking what. You’re all inferior to us anyway on this server, Horde and Alliance alike. We’ve had bigger opposition than you from the Brit Bank Sitters and RP Nazis back in UO, and that’s not saying much. *laugh*
Congratulations to the following -
Kederessa - Capped 60
Raventears - Promoted to the Freebooterz
Yulagh - Promoted to the Gruntz
Welcome to -
Hazif
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New Movie - Sweet Dreams
Posted Wednesday, January 19, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
Here’s the new flick -
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And it looks like my little fan is too stupid to understand what an MMORPG is. Not only did he laughably try and flame me for posting In character with Grishnak, but he seriously has no idea what he’s talking about.
Looks like we found another little bitch guild of WoW. No shock it’s ran by a Night Elf. The little newbie can’t even code his site right. It’s a perfect example of his guild. A piece of shit sloppily thrown together without skill or cohesion.
Let me put this out there for all of you again. We’ve been a guild long before you idiots started sprouting hair in funny places. You can’t beat us. You won’t beat us. In game or out of game. You’re inferior. We are your superiors in every way, shape and form.
Your only choice is to get out of our way and pray we don’t notice you, or get on your knees and pucker up for a beating. Because there’s simply no way in hell you can defeat us. None. The very SECOND you commit our names to memory, we’ve won. So far, I have pissed you off with one word. “\/\/3@|<”. Do you have any idea how funny that is? The simple fact that you have dedicated a portion of your memory in HATRED to our names and our guild simply because we kicked your teeth in and said ONE word that’s not EVEN a word, shows just how sad, unstable and yes, WEAK, you truely are. We have already won at that point. But you mongoloids will never grasp that concept.
Feed The Ego.
Good Journey
Kill Shots Updated, New members & Promotions
Posted Tuesday, January 18, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I posted 29 more Killshots posted in our January 2005 Killshots Page.
And it looks like Gorbadz and I have a new fan!! Some slapass from some lame alliance guild that thinks they’re so awesome but still manage to die constantly. And some idiot that decided to MAKE a Horde character just to log into general chat and curse his little 10 year old heart out at how Gorbadz is lame because Gorbz killed him. Mind you, this guy was a 58 and had 9 level40ish friends attacking a level 1-10 town……and he had the nerve to talk smack in general chat…which is something Gorbz and I are never in to begin with and had to be informed by other players that this kid was crying!
Apparently, they don’t like to be called ‘\/\/3@|<’. Well, the only time they get called ‘Weak’ is when they die, so it’s reasonable to assume they don’t like dying. Much less, dying to me, since my name was specifically mentioned by the leader of this pussygroup of a guild. The guy is simply a shit talking forum warrior that HAS to post on every little thread. Shows what kind of a slapass he really is. We called his kind “brit bank sitters” in UO. They talked alot, died alot, ran alot. So now we can modify the term and call them Auction House Sitters.
Let me clarify something though, you see, the only reason I made my little leet speak weak macro is SPECIFICALLY to piss off Alliance when they die at our hands. And see, boys and girls? It works!! It’s so easy to get under the skin of inferior people…..and isn’t it fun??? *laugh*
Thank you for your continued hatred. I’ll continue to piss you off. *wink*
You have verified that our long time tradition has continued on.
Official Business now -
We welcome the following new members into the Guild -
Zirud
Drondar
Congratulations to the following on being promoted to Gruntz -
Narod
Raventears
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Rules Update
Posted Thursday, January 13, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
There has been a new section posted in the PhM Rules Section of the site.
Here’s the clip -
Custom UIs
Bottom line, no UIs that aren’t pre-approved by the GM and Officers. And any UI that IS approved will be posted for your downloading pleasure. We do not, REPEAT, do NOT want anyone in our guild(s) using Cosmos or any other UI that automates the entire game for you. If you SUCK without Cosmos, then you SUCK period. We consider Cosmos cheating, lame, weak and full proof that the user lacks any kind of skill in PvP. If you use it, dump it and get ours. If we find out you use it, you’re out. No exceptions, excuses or arguments.
Don’t like it? Don’t join. We don’t want skilless tools in our guild that need some custom UI to play the game for them.
Good Journey
New Year, Same Old Thing.
Posted Monday, January 10, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
January 2005 Kills Page
So it’s 2005. It might as well be 1996. In UO, we fought shit talkers that couldn’t actually FIGHT, but they talked like they were amazing PvP Gods. Their bodies littered our kill pages then while they posted about their amazing abilities just as they do now.
The newest slapasses to talk the loudest and die the most? GIB. They THINK people actually care. They THINK people are actually bothered by them. They THINK they are “pvpers” or “pkers”. And most of all they try that whole “I’m glad we bother you and we’re so awesome” attitude that; not for nothing; WE created, packaged and patented.
Fuckin’ tools.
Attack all you want, Gimps. Your death screams sound just as sweet as the Yewbies and Brit Bank Sitters of old.
What’s even funnier is, they’re the EXACT same types that were stupid enough to talk shit in 1996 and still couldn’t beat us. I’m going to have ALOT of video to edit with these chickenshits. *lol*
Good Journey
Member Page Updated
Posted Friday, January 7, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
I’ve updated the members section with all three guilds and all current members as of 1/7/05.
The three guilds are as follows :
The Blagtoof WarTribe
The PhM
The Death Guard Legion
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Undead Faction Renamed
Posted Tuesday, January 4, 2005 by Lord Rakknarr
After much discussion within the Officers of the guilds, we have decided to change the name of the Dhar Shyish Faction.
From this day forth, it is known as The Death Guard Legion.
Good Journey
We wish you a Merry Christmas. Shut up and watch the movie
Posted Tuesday, December 21, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
It’s that time of year again…
That time where a bunch of slapass morons ruin the holidays by trying to take the ‘Christ’ out of ‘Christmas’. Apparently it’s not politically correct to say ‘Merry Christmas’ anymore. It’s now ‘happy holidays’ to make sure we don’t OFFEND anyone.
Not to go off on a rant here, but I would just LOVE to have 5 minutes alone and completely free of all legal bindings with the tradition-wrecking dickhead that decided the rest of the country needs to follow and / or worry about what every little Tom, Dick and Bitch feels about a sign in a store that says ‘Merry Christmas’. Did we somehow forget our values and the general spirit of the season somewhere along our unstoppable trek towards a supposed ‘higher equality’? Or is it that everyone just completely forgets how fragile the world really is and went right back to telling everyone else what to do, when to do it and how they should do it. Do we need buildings to fall every year for people to realize that in one instant their entire political correctness regime won’t mean more than a spit in the grand puddle that is the human genepool?
And don’t give me that “oh that’s messed up!” look. I was in the thick of all that crap right here in great old New York. No one in the world was effected like this city was and I STILL say it’s a slap in the face that everyone, including the inhabitants of this city went right back into being their blinded, numb, zombified coffee-swigging selves far too fast for my liking. So take your sympathy pains and shove them up your ass.
So in the grand SPIRIT and TRADITION of the PhM and Blagtoof WarTribe, I have put together a nice little CHRISTMAS VIDEO for you all. That’s right, I said CHRISTMAS VIDEO.
Merry Christmas
If you’re offended, good and you should be after what you did to the world. You people kill everything that’s normal with the world. No one twists your arm to come here, read this, or download a movie.
Good Journey
Kill Shots Again
Posted Thursday, December 16, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
What happens when a bunch of wannabe bitches form an Alliance guild in WoW? You get alot of great killshots to post.
Fuckin’ cowards. *laugh*
Good Journey
49 Killshots and Short Movie
Posted Monday, December 13, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
After a long and eventful weekend, I decided to post 49 more killshots from our many battles and a very short 50 second video.
The Alliance tried to zerg Rachet and the Crossroads with numbers and levels, and they simply got housed. They will never learn.
It seems our server is filled with a bunch of clueless newbs that think zerging and levels make some kind of difference. Well, we showed them. And we will continue to.
Well, here’s the movie..with a ****Movie Removed****.
And the December Kill Shots.
Good Journey
Cheaters never win
Posted Thursday, December 9, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So here we were. Gorbadz and I just questing in STV when we come across a female paladin, level 29, and a female rogue level 33 flagged.
Of course we attacked. Not only did we house them continually, but they were speed hacking!! It was hysterical that they were so blatant about it and still lost. Popping all over the screen like they could just click and teleport anywhere they wanted.
We won every counter attack they attempted, and recorded their speed hack bouncing every time as well. Not to mention, Blizzard and the GM staff are very interested in this sort of thing, and after some communication, they have been sent this video link for their viewing pleasure.
Who the hell would CHEAT in a video game?! What’s the POINT?! And to still lose?! They should have their WoW access removed. Oh wait, they will!
****Speed Hackers Busted!-Movie Removed****
Cheaters never win, and winners never cheat.
Good Journey
It’s a Celebration, Bitches!
Posted Tuesday, December 7, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Bathizar has been promoted to his class rank of “Berzerkerz”.
Congratulations for a job well done. He was promoted Sunday into the Gruntz, and then just last night, he found himself promoted into the Berzerkerz for his dedication and rage in battle. He’s a fine example of an Orc of the Blagtoof WarTribe.
I also uploaded the rest of the December Killshots. 7 days into it and we already have 35 kills up.
To complete the posting, I have uploaded the newest video as well.
Check out Droppin’ Plates for some video of the most recent Alliance-killing-fun.
Updated our PopBar file as well. If you have the link, just download it. If not, you’re not guilded anyway, so who cares if you have it or not.
Good Journey
December Kills Already Starting
Posted Tuesday, December 7, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
I don’t often just post one new shot, but in this case I made an exception.
When over 12 people attack a lowbie Horde town, and they’re 5-10 levels higher than us, what happens? We pick the highest level out of them all, and with no regard to the other 11 people there, the 6 of us eat him alive. In this case, it was a 40 Paladin who needed a small lesson in humility.
There’s nothing and no one we fear. 12 on 6 again? This time you had the numbers AND levels, and the outcome was still a steamroller.
Congratulations, Bathizar, level 25, for landing that killing blow.
Good Journey
New Video - 12/6
Posted Monday, December 6, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Yet another video of kills. It’s 6 minutes long, all new footage of us bashing the bunch of newbies that think they can PvP on our server. The quality isn’t the best, but you get the point.
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The PhM created. Alliance.
Posted Saturday, December 4, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Just for no real reason other than to do it, we made The PhM on the Alliance side last night. Even though we are focusing on the Blagtoof WarTribe in WoW, we still want to establish the guilds in the game for the future.
All Blagtoof are required to make at least one Alliance character to be added to The PhM.
Good Journey,
Killshots and Release Video
Posted Tuesday, November 30, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
While questing in Ashenvale, I came across a large group of flagged Alliance. Most of them lower level, some same level.
Of course, like all Alliance, there was 5 of them, one of me, and they talked shit and taunted. Well, while keeping them busy with
their petty taunts, I called in 2 more Tribe members. Alliance scum really should learn to NOT taunt when they outnumber,
because when they LOSE, they look that much dumber. The images are in our November Kills Page and below is the video.
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Another First, a Promotion and Member Welcomes / List
Posted Sunday, November 28, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
We are now the first Horde guild with tabards on our server as well.
First guild created, first guild with tabards, already killing alliance wannabe scum.
Damn, we’re good.
And a ‘good job’ to Yulagh. He’s been promoted to a Grunt for his dedication, loyalty, and overall good work on behalf of the Tribe since his entrance into it. He’s got the potential to be a solid Orc in Da Tribe. Keep an eye on that one.
The complete member list can be found here.
The newest Tribe member names are as follows -
Kederessa - Sneekee - Joukundis - Diggly Wottnotz - Yulagh - Keres - Uzmael - Mogresh - Vampirella - Leyamizu - Bortt - War - Morg’th N’Throg - Gharuk - Grukag - Gudash - Hoovez
Also updated the application page some more.
Good Journey
‘Ere we go!
Posted Saturday, November 27, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
The game came out on 11/23, guild was the second on the Horde side created, our server went down on 11/24, we changed servers on 11/25 and also became the first Horde Guild on the server, got our first kills on 11/26 and 11/27. Click Here
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WoW Server Move
Posted Friday, November 26, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So we jumped to another server, and within less than a day not only did we catch up to what we all were, but sped right past it, and we are THE FIRST Horde guild created on the new server. We did it in a matter of hours. We still have yet to see any other Horde guilds on the server so far and we’re on our way to getting tabards already. The /tells asking to join just don’t quit, so I hope Blizzard raises the quota on the ignore list, because we are not accepting anyone under any circumstances. So go away and stop asking. *smirk*
Apply if you want, but our standards are high, so you better be up for it and up on your game.
There’s just no stopping us…
Good Jourey
WoW Launch
Posted Wednesday, November 24, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
All I have to say is, ignore the whining crybabies. This has been a great release, at least for the server we play on. The Guilds have been created, and The Blagtoof WarTribe was the first Horde Guild to be created on our server.
For the record, 15 hours straight (yes 15 hours) without a hiccup or blink of lag all day. It ran better today than it did the past 2 months of the Beta Test. No crash, no lag, no explosions, no server issues.
Let’s hope this stays this way. *knocks on wood*
Good Journey
WoW Beta Ends, The Blagtoof Attacks Alliance Cities
Posted Thursday, November 18, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
The World of Warcraft Beta is ending today, the 18th, so last night, 4 of Da Boyz went and decided to attack some Alliance cities while those morons were trying to assault Horde lands.
We took Lakeshire, Goldshire, The Westbrook Garreson and lastly Sentinal Hill and met with very little actual resistance. Those that had the balls to attack, ended up dead quickly. After we took the targets and took snapshots and video of it for our records, we all stoned back to Orgrimmar to help the rest of the Horde kill off the Alliance. The fools failed in all of their attacks, the Horde not only defended with ease, but small assault forces much like ours attacked and held Alliance territory throughout the night. Below is one collection of the attacks, minus the Garreson attack, simply because the video of that is so perfect with the in game music and sounds, we want to post it without any modification to the sound so you get the full effect of the fall of humanity.
Four of Da Boyz did what raid groups of 40 couldn’t do. This is your warning, Alliance scum. You had better stay clear of the Greenskins.
Good work and excellent job to Gorbadz, Narod and Raventears.
Here’s to you..
Goodbye To Beta (When The Blagtoof Attacks)
The Fall Of Humanity
Kill ya’ in retail….
Good Journey
Kills For November
Posted Thursday, November 18, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
With the Beta finally ending, and a ton of battles we have engaged in, I am only posting a small portion of the kills we have collected. If you want to see more, we have a ton of footage being released in video over the next few weeks while we’re all re-rolling in release.
Kills for November 2004
Good Journey,
New Movie Posted
Posted Monday, November 15, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Here’s another collection with a classic rock feel for those of us that remember when music was actually……good.
We hope you enjoy watching the slaughter as much as we enjoy
delivering it.
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8 days and counting.
Good Journey,
Lord Rakknarr, GM, PhM
Member removal
Posted Sunday, November 14, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
FYI PhM / Blagtoof members -
Dazirok has been removed from the guild for being a whiney bitch. There was a reason he wasn’t let into the guild in Shadowbane (even though I still have no idea who he claims to be and there is no record he ever applied to begin with) and there’s a reason he’s kicked out in WoW before he ever actually got in. He has the mentality of a 6 year old social misfit with severe and unmedicated moodswings. Someone needs therapy and this guild is not here to provide it.
-Reminder, people with social anxiety disorders and other various “personality instabilities” please refrain from applying.
Anyone else who doesn’t like it can get a kick in the ass too. Like we keep saying, you need us, we don’t need you.
Kill him at will.
Good Journey
New Video
Posted Monday, November 8, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Time for another PK Video.
This one goes to show, that you just can’t stop The Weapons Of Mass Destruction.
Good Journey
WoW Army Rules Uploaded
Posted Saturday, November 6, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
I’ve finished the Army rules and ranks for the PhM, the Blagtoof WarTribe and the newly created Dhar Shyish faction. The document contains everything you need to know if you wish to join us in the World Of Warcraft, so read it well and make sure it’s understood.
The basic decisions for the guilds are as follows -
*The PhM is going Alliance.
*The Blagtoof WarTribe only allows Orcs, Trolls and Tauren.
*The Dhar Shyish is Undead only.
You can get to it by hitting The Story link, or directly.
The Guild WoW Faction Rules and Ranks
Good Journey
New Movie and Killshots
Posted Monday, October 25, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Last night a bunch of slapass Alliance cowards tried zerging Tarren Mill again. The Tribe was there, as were a formidable Horde force to continuously push them back as well as raze their own little town of SouthShore after we pushed them back. I uploaded the movie taken last night of that battle and of the dopey ass Gnome Mage we found attacking Razor Hill, which is a level 7 player town, and later her weakass Druid friend by the Crossroads.
*KoRn - Dead Bodies Everywhere* Movie Removed
Also, our October Kills Page was updated to celebrate the carnage that is left by the Blagtoof WarTribe.
Good Journey
New Movie
Posted Wednesday, October 20, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
I uploaded a new movie. This one should be up for a bit, since Reklaw, Gorbadz and myself have capped at 60, we’re all taking a short time off until the next patch, which is in about a week or so to make sure we don’t get burnt out. Release is right around the corner, and we don’t want to bust our asses getting more characters capped just to have them deleted soon, so we’re enjoying our time and capped characters.
Stone Sour - Choose
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Kills Page Updated
Posted Monday, October 18, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
I’ve updated the October Kills Page again with 6 more killshots from Grishnak, Eertoch and Narod.
Good Journey,
Kills Updated and New Video
Posted Wednesday, October 13, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Bathizar and Narod, two Grunteez to the Tribe, have contributed 10 shots in our October Kills Page. An attack on Tarren Mill again by the weakling alliance was thwarted and the Tribe was there to see it done.
Also, I have put up a new video of the last Tarren Mill attack I posted pictures of and used an old song some of us refer to as “The PK Song”.
Divine by KoRn
If you don’t like foul language, don’t download it. Consider that your warning. Get it while you can.
Good Journey
Another attack defended
Posted Sunday, October 10, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
10 more killshots have been posted form yet another failed attack on Tarren Mill by the weakling Alliance. They will never learn. Check the October Kills Page for all images.
Good Journey
New Blagtoof Movie
Posted Tuesday, October 5, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Yep. Another one. Get it while you can. A note of humor, there’s the same slapass NE constantly getting ripped to shreds in this video for some reason. It’s amazing how much crap he talks and how quickly he drops. I think the name and the lyrics are just SO fitting. *laugh*
Blagtoof Movie - Fear
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October Kills & Member Update
Posted Sunday, October 3, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Didn’t take very long. Kills for October have been posted, and we want to say congrats to Narod for being the first Blagtoof Lowbie to submit a killshot. Level 14 and already bloodlusted. We’re proud of you. Eertoch also sent in his killshot, getting in on the “lowbies killing high level griefer” action. Our members are just so bloodthirsty.
*wipes a tear*
They grow up so fast…
Also, I have updated the members page to reflect some new players that have been added to the guild(s) in WoW Beta.
An official welcome to the guild - Reklaw, Raventears, Temptasia, Eertoch, Narod, Dazirok, Bortt and Torhjua.
Good Journey
End of September Kills Update & Page Update
Posted Friday, October 1, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
September is over, and with it come the last days kills. Check the September Kills Page for the images and details.
I also updated and corrected the Blagtoof Roolz Page. And the Blagtoof Rankz Page has been completed to the most recent specs and rules of the Tribe. All members and applicants should make sure and read them. Remember….ignorance is not an excuse. Every member is subject to the new rules on the Rankz page.
Good Journey
Kills Update & PhM 8 Year Anniversary
Posted Sunday, September 26, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
What is it about Alliance that makes them so stupid? Their inability to resist trying to be “cool”? Maybe their inability to just KNOW better than to flag? Maybe they just can’t comprehend the fact that they won’t win, regardless of their numbers or so-called “skill”. I think their stupidity is just inherant and they can’t help it. Check out the September Kills Page for the images.
And we have just passed our 8 year anniversary. I’ll post something cool for it if I get the time. I think it’s kind of funny that I spent the anniversary killing alliance asshats.
Good Journey
New Movie
Posted Sunday, September 19, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
In light of the servers being down due to a Tornado, I decided to put up the new movie. The old one is gone. You took too long. Check out Firestarter while you can.
Good Journey
September Kills Update
Posted Saturday, September 18, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
I’ve put up 23 new kill shots for September. Most of them are featured in our movies, but it’s much more fun to see them here.
Good Journey
New Movie
Posted Tuesday, September 14, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
After enjoying the first one we did, I decided to delve into the editing programs once more and I have put together another music video with a bit more work involved. Edited little scenes and all that crap to go with the music plus some good fights.
Like before, this is only the second attempt at editing and splicing avi video with music and the next one will be better. With each video I learn more about the process.
The Power Of The Horde
Thanks to the various Blagtoof members that helped with some of the little scenes edited in.
Good Journey,
6 Month WoW Review
Posted Saturday, September 11, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So it’s been 6 months since the Beta began in March and the game is nearing what it will most likely be come release. Is it the same as Beta 1. Definately not. Is it just as fun? Let’s see…..
Gameplay
Still solid controls and great UI. things are intuative and you have alot of control over your character’s movements. The UI could benefit greatly from more power/spell bars. On the sides of the screen is preferred.
Graphics
They keep getting better and better. The world is lush and beautiful. The characters are great looking. They could use more options in their customization, and items could seriously use an overhaul, but that’s all coming they say.
PvP System
Fun. Battlegrounds will make it better. As long as they stay on the path they have been on, it’ll be fine. PvP systems are different than actual class balance in PvP. As it stands, the system itself is fun, even in the skeletal form it’s in. Let’s see what happens when battlegrounds come in.
Replayability
Here we go.
Frightenly lacking. Once you get past the whole “OMG I’M PLAYING WOW!” thing, you find it gets old pretty fast. Rolling up one character is fun. You’ll never get tired of it. Rolling up that second character will still be ok. Third? Fourth? You just don’t want to. It gets old and boring and just becomes work. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to pay for work. There needs to be another alternative to rolling up characters than just doing the same quests every time you want to roll up a new character. Grinding isn’t even viable really. So in the end, you’re forced to do the same quests each and every time you roll up a new character, and that’s definately NOT fun. In UO, I could roll up a new character a dozen times and it wouldn’t seem as daunting as this. It’s too tedious a system to want to do more than twice, max. Maybe the big bad treadmill appeals to EQ idiots. Not to me. My end game is not “to level some more”. It’s to kick the crap out of people. The sooner the better. You like to level forever? Play EQ. WoW, thankfully, won’t be that judging by the next patch notes.
Customization
Lacking and actually really sad. Every race only has a few choices for face and hair, and especially troll females only have like what….3 hair choices? Come on. Let’s at least settle on a set number for each race and have them ALL have it. Humans having the most choices and Trolls having the least just shows how unbalanced even creation is.
Trades
Getting an overhaul. Nice. But they have alot of work to do. If you want to be able to just be a tradesmen, then you should have that choice and not HAVE to grind mobs or do rediculous quests to obtain the levels for it. If they want to give quests for tradespeople, then make the quests trade specific, make them MORE than a handful and make it so tradespeople can cap with just trades quests. Somehow I don’t see the connection between doing 600 “kill X and bring me Y” quests and TAILORING.
Sounds
Good. Need more sound effects, more ambient sounds, more MUSIC and MUCH more voice emotes. When I walk I want to hear footsteps that sound like the terrain I’m on. You have it, just TURN THEM UP. When I run, If I’m wearing chain, let me hear it..LOUDER. You have it, why is it so barely audible?
Animations
Pretty good. Should be a little smoother, but that’s bound to come later.
Fun Factor
It’s great, don’t get me wrong. It’s fun, I enjoy it alot. If it stays this fun, it’ll last a long time in retail.
Overall Impressions
Yes the game is great. Yes the game will make money. Yes the game will do well. Yes the game is better than most MMOs out there, but that’s not exactly saying much when the other MMOs out there are EQ, SWG, UO, Shadowbane, CoH and DAOC. MMOs have become basically crap, and being the best choice out of a pile of crap doesn’t exactly comfort me. WoW needs it’s own identity. It’s beginning to lose it.
What they need to do
Stop listening to the retarded EQ dicks that troll their forums and suggest idiotic changes. This is not EQ. Don’t make it EQ. EQ is shit.
Items - They need customization, they need diversity, Horde and Alliance characters should NOT be able to look EXACTLY THE SAME. Give me a break. I don’t want to see Alliance players wearing Big Bad Voodoo Masks, nor do I want to see Orcs wearing bright shiney flawless plate armor from Stormwind.
UI - It’s fine. Needs more bars, sidebars a must. I don’t want to download some crapass 3rd party program just to get sidebars that should be standard. But overall, it works well and is out of the way.
PvP - Get us battlegrounds and don’t try and balance the game around PvP. You can’t. Create two different statistics for classes. One against players, one against Mobs. If you try and patch for Mobs, then classes become too strong for PvP, if you try and patch towards players, then they become too strong in PvE. One class will always be the strongest when it comes to PvP, and one will always be the weakest. Get over it. You can’t fix people being better than others. Separate the forumulas.
Quest System - It’s great. You can only do so much with questing in MMOs. What they have done is great.
Leveling - Great the first or second time around. Too tedious to fill out your account. Why give us 8-10 slots when we honestly won’t feel like filling more than 3. Give us more alternatives. Granting more xp for instances is a great start. I’d much rather grind instances than do the same quests 900 times. At least when I roll a new character, I can go to instances for X amount of levels to get up there. Good alternative. Keep it and expand.
More Warcraft in WoW - Yes. We need more Warcraftish elements in the game. No, not LORE. But actual things that remind me that I’m playing Warcraft and not EQ with a Warcraft skin. Racial Traits might help this feeling. Faction specific items will help this. How about your UI looks different depending on your race? Why can’t my UI look like an Orc UI when I’m on my Orc, or Undead when playing my Undead? Come on, little things like this need to be done.
Conclusion
WoW is a great game. It could be so much more. Maybe my expectations are too high, but I don’t like EQ, why would I want to play EQ 1.5? Get back on track and create YOUR game. It’s hard to ignore the vocal minority, especially when they cry SO loudly, but you need to. I’ll definately buy it and play it, but the point is for how long? “This is beta” is not a valid excuse this far along in testing. Every single crappy game I have beta tested, people have always cried out “this is beta” as an excuse and NONE of those games have changed from the beta to release when they are THIS far along. If things don’t change soon, and if a “feature” is not in for release, don’t expect it to be taken care of for awhile if at all.
This great game can be the best game in the genre if they stop trying to turn it into a copy of a crappy game.
Good Journey
PhM Kills Page Updated and First Ever Kills Video!
Posted Tuesday, September 7, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So it’s September, and the dopey kiddies are going back to school. Maybe they’ll learn not to pick fights that they obviously have no hope of winning. Check out the Kills for September Page and our first ever Kills Avi Video. It’s a lovely collection of death, murder and dismemberment of idiotic and weak Alliance players. It’ll be up for a short time, so get it while you can. It’s the start of a new trend we at the PhM / Blagtoof WarTribe are enjoying. Not only can you look at the images of the kills, but you’ll get to laugh and revel at the videos of their untimely deaths.
Good Journey
PhM Rules Page Updated
Posted Friday, August 27, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
I have updated the Rules page for The PhM. Anyone that’s apart of the guild or looking to join should read it. Just click the giant demonic stone icon in the upper left corner.
Good Journey
Gorbadz and Raventears Defend Tarren Mill and Raid Southshore
Posted Thursday, August 19, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
I have posted 32 kills from a Raid that Gorbadz and Raventears led against the Alliance scum that tried to attack Southshore near Tarren Mill on 8/18/04. After beating back the weaklings, they led the charge to Southshore and hunted down and killed any Alliance they saw. They, along with the other Horde present, held Southshore for over an hour, beating back any and all counter attacks by the weakling Alliance. They fought with the power of the Waaaargh that night and their brutality is proven in blood! All on the Normal Beta Server.
Good Journey
Blood Elf Slaughter Part 1
Posted Tuesday, August 17, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
I took down last week’s movie and uploaded a new one. Aye, I know it was only uploaded Friday. Too bad. You snooze you lose. I’m not keeping them all up forever. *Taken down*
Good Journey
New WoW Movie
Posted Friday, August 13, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Ok, so I took down the other one, and uploaded this new one where Gorbadz and Grishnak decide to Raid a Yeti Camp.
Witness Da Power Of Da Waaargh!!
Posted Tuesday, August 3, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Since we’re the first at well everything, we’ve started making movies. Expect this type of media to take off. *Taken Down*
Get it while you can, because I’m not going to keep it up forever. Keep in mind, it’s still in Beta Testing, so the game isn’t done yet. Whatever you see will most likely get changed by release.
Good Journey
Kills Page Update for 7/28
Posted Wednesday, July 28, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Not about to be outdone, Raghnall Ebony has gone in and given the PhM some kills. Take a look in our July Kills Page for all of the action. Once again, names and chat has been modified to protect the not-so-innocent.
Blood for the Blood God!
Good Journey
Gorbadz Bluudforge - The Blagtoof War Machine
Posted Friday, July 23, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
We have another 5 killshots from Gorbadz slicin’ n’ dicin’ some Alliance pssants that thought they were far too cool and could attack Horde territory without getting their faces rearranged.
Check out the continuing carnage provided by Gorbadz in the Kills Section of July ‘04.
Sometimes……..it’s just too easy.
Good Journey
Kill Shots for 7/18/04
Posted Monday, July 19, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
The Carnage Continues.
Click here for tonight’s Blagtoof Killshots. Incase anyone is wondering, The chat was mushed out of some of the images because we ARE all real life friends, and OOC Conversations between friends are none of your business.
Anyway…….
Gorbadz was flying into the Crossroads when he spotted two NE dipshits flagged, attacking the XR guards and NPCs. As soon as he landed, he ran in and initiated combat. He quickly dispatched two NE weaklings and snapped these shots and continued on his way.
Then, we have a lovely story of a dopey Human Paladin named JAD who thought he would be the kewl dewd he is and attack the Orc post of Hammerfall in the Arathi Highlands. As Grishnak spots him, he charges and of course, flags himself. No sooner did he attack JAD but did a Night Elf pansey and a little terd Dwarf come running up. A setup? How cute! Oh how I hoped it was!! The Dwarf quickly attacks, initiating his attack on Grishnak. JAD fell and Gran was next. Jarluin was the NE Druid and decided to initiate his combat by healing Gran the Dwarf. One hamstring on the dwarf and it was then time to kill the NE. Oh how I laughed when he dropped nearly the very instant I turned my axe towards his skull. When I turned, I notice the Dwarf doing what Alliance does best. Running. Being still under the effects of Hamstring, it was easy to catch him and finish his short ass off.
No sooner did I finish taking the pics, but they ressed. JAD took off to the left, and was unflagged. No bother to chase him. But the NE and Dwarf were still flagged and I decided they needed a lesson. Don’t try and gang up on someone that can obviously beat your ass. The Dwarf ran into raptors, and was promtpy dazed. Which allowed me to catch up. As soon as I got in range, I charged and made short work of him.
Let this be a lesson to you Alliance scum out there. You chose to initiate combat yourselves tonight, and every single time you did and we were around, you were killed. Next time, do yourself a favor and DON’T.
Good Journey
Gorbadz Kill Posted
Posted Tuesday, July 6, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
And it continues! Gorbadz of the Blagtoof WarTribe has obtained his first official PK in WoW. Check it out in our July Kills Section.
Good Journey
Battle at the Crossroads
Posted Sunday, July 4, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Ah, the Crossroads in WoW. A place where the Alliance slapasses like to constantly attack at 4am when they think no one is around so they can post
about how l337 they are. Not this time. Check out our Kills for July 2004 page for the images of Grishnak showing those weak oomies and panzee elfzies who’s WarBoss!
It’s going to be so much fun beating the whne out of the “l337 uber EQ PvPers” that are going to play WoW. *laugh*
Good Journey
The Blagtoof Lives in WoW and Updated Member Application
Posted Tuesday, June 29, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
We have created the Blagtoof WarTribe in WoW!
I also updated the Member Application to show the games we have a presence in. There are choices for The World of Warcraft, City of Heroes, Ultima Online and Unreal Tournament 2004.
Kills Page Update : More PKing in WoW
Posted Saturday, June 26, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Check our Kills Page for another New Kill in the WoW Beta. At this rate, refilling the kills section to wat it was will be pretty quick and easy.
Good Journey
The PhM / Blagtoof WarTribes First Kills in WoW!
Posted Thursday, June 17, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Ok. So the PvP push came in and, honestly, it caused a huge mess. I have no idea how the hell the Q&A team missed the blaring bugs found in this latest push. I had flashbacks of OSI’s amazing programming and patching upon logging in. Not only was my appearance changed because of a bug, but so was my name. Lovely. At least Blizzard is on the ball trying to fix things quickly , though.
But that didn’t stop me! No. Being annoyed to no end, I decided to hang out at the crossroads after re-equipping myself. And soon after, a Dwarf attacked, and a Human later on.
I proudly bring you the first 3 kills for the Blagtoof WarTribe in the World Of Warcraft. They have also been added to our Kills Section.
Good Journey
Ahhhh…….I still have it. >=)
Posted Friday, June 4, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So, after what I would call a VERY long time NOT playing UO at all, I decided to log in and check on things. My houses, my things, and even stop by good old Magincia bank. Well to my surprise, there was a red in the vault!! Well, hell, I never miss a chance to Noto-PK. So I began my cast, opened the door with a macro, and let loose my favorite combo. The slapass had enough time to turn around….that’s about it.
*sighs*
How sweet. So here we are, in true PhM tradition, and since it’s been so long since I gave you a kill shot AND pissed someone off, a friendly reminder that we are still around and very capable of PKing your weak asses and he has the honor of being the first kill on our new Kills Page since the site revamp. What a tool.
Oh yeah and I turned on the archive here too, so you can scroll down and see the exact date I revamped the site.
Good Journey
New Intro Coming and WOW Beta Journals
Posted Wednesday, May 12, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Yep. So I’m working on a new intro to the site. Expect it up in a few days, or rather, it’ll be up when it’s done.
Member Profile Test Update
Posted Friday, May 7, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Updated the Member Profile Stencil in the Member’s Section for futher testing. Depending on member reaction, this will change.
Good Journey
WoW vs. CoH - It’s a long one, kiddies
Posted Tuesday, May 4, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Let me begin by stating my experience in the field. I’ve been playing and testing MMORPGs since 1996 with Ultima Online.
I have beta tested the following -
1. Ultima Online & all (5) of it’s expansions
2. EverQuest
3. Dark Age Of Camelot
4. Anarchy Online
5. Shadowbane
6. The Sims Online
7. Earth and Beyond
8. Star Wars Galaxies
9. Horizons
10. World Of Warcaft
11. City Of Heroes
I feel I can make a decent comparison of MMORPGs. If you don’t agree, well, fuck ya’ then.
Here we go, kids.
The PhM is indeed Beta Testing the World Of Warcraft, and we are also infesting the retail of City Of Heroes after testing that game for a few weeks before release. The one thing I get asked by everyone is, “how do the two games compare”. Well, here it comes.
First I’ll tackle City Of Heroes.
It’s been a good 2 years since I heard and decided about CoH. All of my original characters being simply extensions of my own comic book, of course I was interested. But there was no way I was going to sit around with my thumb up my ass waiting for what was a hair away from being vapor-ware. Now, finally the game is out and after a short stint in the beta before release, the game is really fun. But is Fun enough? Maybe.
MMORPCB
Massively Multiplayer Online Role Play Comic Book. That’s what this feels like. You log in, and from the start, the game grabs you with sounds that are super-hero-ish and blast you in the face. You pick your Origin (Mutant, Science, Technology, Natural, Magic) which is basically how you managed to get your super powers and is little more than an RP thing. And then pick your Archetype which is an average MMO Class choice. Blaster is your ranged attacker. Decent HP and great range, you can even pick some melee ability incase mobs get too close. Controller is your crowd control guy. A glass cannon, but at later levels can be a powerhouse. Defender is your healer class. Not much to say. They are the only other class that has ranged attacks like the Blaster. Scrapper is your hand-to-hand damage dealer. Great damage output, and can take decent damage, more-so than all other classes except the Tanker. Tanker is aptly named this because they are melee kings. Dish out big damage, take in big damage. Zero range. 99% of my characters are Blasters, and after playing a Tanker and Scrapper, 100% of my characters are Blasters.
Ka-Pow!
The game is visually decent. Turn the settings on high, and the characters look pretty sweet. The city itself looks kind of bland to me. Yes trees sway in the wind and all, but, uhm, big flippin’ deal, honestly. Give me more detail overall and I’ll be happier. If I’m cranking my settings on high, I want to see something. It’s not that they don’t HAVE good detail in some things. Dumpsters have names on them, newspapers fly in the wind, yadda yadda. But the city just seems…..lacking. The NPCs are funny, but don’t do much other than wander in your way and say random crap when you click on them. The real treat is the powers. The blast of fire or the big POW of a super punch that sends your enemy flying 40 feet is just damned hysterical and damned satisfying. I can and have run around for hours just punching guys square in the grill to see them fly great distances, and if you and a friend time it right, you can ping-pong the sucker back and forth. It’s that fun. Character Customization is definately unmatched by anyone. You can spend hours just making different looks for your characters, and if you take the time, you can really make some kickass character designs. Or hit random and get treated to some truely horrific things.
Grab Your Tights
Gameplay is easy, after you mess around with your controls. The default is just stupidly done. You can move all windows, color the whole thing how you want, make them fade in and fade out and rebind almost every key. Almost. Why? I don’t know. They left out a few. But you can customize the interface to hell and back, tossing any and all windows you don’t need aside. I like a wide playing field, I want to SEE my characters and the gamefield. If I wanted to see clutter, I’d go play some crappy game like EQ. Controls are tight though. And responsive, and once you mess with them, you make them yours and are second nature. Of course, with every new character you create you have to REDO ALL OF YOUR SETTINGS AGAIN FOR EACH, but hey, you can’t expect perfection. Oh wait, you’re paying monthly, yes you can. *shrug*
Community & Missions
You can run around defeating thugs on the open streets, or you can visit your contact, and get some missions. If you don’t want to interact with people, and you have your friends, you can grab a mission, or pick one of your teammates missions, and you all find the warehouse, sewer, building and you’re in your own private dungeon. This is where the game shines. You and your buddies, beating on baddies for hours without people ruining your gametime. AFter the mission is over, turn it in, and either pick another, or go find some random thugs.
City Of Non-Support
The Support sucks. You have a problem, you petition, and what happens? You get an email from some nitwit in support 12+ hours later telling you that he or she “can’t find your character *insert name* in game at the moment, and please Petition back when in game and they will get to you as soon as possible”. Well NO SHIT, Sherlock! I sent the issue in at 11pm last night and at 9:02am the NEXT DAY when the servers are DOWN for MAINTENANCE from 7am - 11am I might add, you go looking for me? Mind if I ask HOW you’re looking for me if the servers are down? 99% of the MMOGs have crappy support. No surprise this game has it too. If you don’t have any problems in the game itself and don’t ever, EVER need to use the support button, you’ll be fine. But for $15 a month, these guys better get on the God damned ball with some in-game GMs.
Great Time Waster
Let’s be honest. No one should go into this game expecting it to be the next best MMORPG. It’s a super hero game and it’s ALOT of fun. I mean ALOT of fun. There is no reason NOT to buy this game and at least TRY it for the free month. It’s just so much senseless fun that the hours fly by as you’re heroing about. You don’t feel the level grind, and as a matter of fact, you barely look at the XP Bar because levelling doesn’t seem very important. Just goofing off does. Hell, it took me awhile to even NOTICE the XP Bar. This is a casual gamer’s game. Power Gamers will rip through this game most likely, but then again, it’s meant to just have fun. It’s been a LONG time since a game has come out that you could log in, have fun for a few hours with friends and log off feeling like you just simply had a good time.
Now comes the big hitter. World Of Warcraft.
A long time. Very long time since this game was announced. This is one I followed with moderate interest for years, always looking and watching, but not holding my breath. I mean, Blizzard does take along time. But I now know why they do.
Hail to the King, baby
A fitting acronym this game has - WoW. This one little word can sum up this entire game and it’s a beta. With 8 races and 9 classes, you have some great choices here. The Alliance races are Human, Gnome, Dwarf and Night Elf, and the Horde races are Orc, Tauren, Troll and Undead. The classes available are Shaman(Horde Only) which is a nice magic/melee mix. Paladin(Alliance Only) ditto magic/melee. Priest which isn’t your average Priest Class. Heavy damage output with healing make this class a powerhouse. Warrior which is your tank. Big. Strong. Powerful. Mage which is NOT your glass-cannon of old. They can dish it and hopefully, if you’re good, you won’t have to worry about anything getting close enough to hit you and kill you instantly. It should be suitably toasted by then. Warlock which is not to be confused with a summoning class just because it has pets. They’re heavy damage dealers and can take a hit or 2. Maybe. Rogue which is alot more tactical than the old thief in UO. You need to plan your combos and finishing moves and use your stealth for something other than annoying other people. Go figure! Hunter which I have no idea. Not Implimented right now. And Druid which is a shape shifer class that definately has it’s own power. Every class is working on being balanced and you can effectively solo with any and all classes but groups are alot of fun too, even if they’re not something you NEED.
World Of WOW
Visually, amazing. Sounds, amazing. Control, amazing. Interface, perfect. There aren’t ALOT of customization in your characters. Not like CoH or SWG, but hey, who cares. You’re playing an ORC! Or whatever other race you think is great. Throughout the game you are totally immsersed. The world FEELS alive and that’s VERY important. There are ambient creatures doing their thing, rabbits getting eaten by wolves, bears eating the wolves, all that. Footprints in the snow, the sounds of gravel under your feet changing to sounds of grass, or water, or dried hay in the farmlands of Westfall. The music is something you want on all the time. The sound effects and music combined can really spook you out in the right zone, and it helps to be warned that something large is about to smoosh you when you hear the thunderous steps of it, and watch the screen shake as it gets closer to you. The animation is as fluid as it gets when you turn the puppy on the highest settings you can. And I do. Stability? Unmatched even by released standards. Yeah it crashes, but alot less than usual. I guess that’s a good thing.
Hooowah!!!
Let’s face it, the gameplay is just great. This is Blizzard. They’re not complete retards when it comes to designing intuative and easy to master gameplay controls. No fiddling, no fuss, no muss. Log in, make your character, and there you go. You can’t move the windows around, but then again, they’re designed in a way that you don’t HAVE to or WANT to. It’s never a question. Hell, I didn’t notice that I couldn’t until someone ASKED me if I could and I had been playing for 2 weeks. It’s designed that well. You can bind any key, rebind them if you want, and set a secondary key as well. If you’ve ever played a first person shooter, you’ll have NO problem getting into this and rip-roaring through the world.
Oh God, Communities
The one thing this game needs is MORE instancing. Lower level instanced dungeons or quests like CoH would make this game perfect. Yes, I know it’s an MMORPG, but let’s face it, people are stupid and 90% of the people that will play this game will be even worse than most. Core Audience is BNet. You do the math. The quests are fun, except kill X amount of Y Mob or get X amount of Y item just gets old after awhile. Diversity needs to be put in here. It’s the only thing that has the potential to hurt this title, and that’s the players themslelves. Thankfully this IS beta and Blizzar dknows it.
1-800-Azeroth
Support? It’s Blizzard. They are suprising EVERYONE by doing the one thing everyone SHOULD do. Listen to the people. We’re beta testing and every single push that comes, they make changes that are direct results of our issues. If you have an issue, you’re taken care of. If you’re stuck in game, you petition a GM and they…..SHOW UP!! Not only that, but they’re FRIENDLY! And…OH MY GOD..HELPFUL!! Hell, if they keep THIS up, the other companies might actually have to WORK for their customers. I’ll gladly pay $15+ a month for this game.
Long Live WOW!
Once you start playing, you won’t want to stop. And if Blizzard keeps up with their current trend of listening to the players FOR GOOD, not the whining asses, then this game will rule the market. I don’t care WHAT you EQ people say. Play a real game for a few years then come see me. EQ doesn’t count to me. Survive 8 years in Ultima Online and I’ll give you credit, probably after dancing on your corpse, but oh well. WOW will make you forget all other games, your friends, your family, your entire life if you aren’t careful. This game is addicting as all hell and I can see alot of people using sick days to play this game or staying up extra late to “just get one more level” or “just need to finish this quest”. As a matter of fact, if there’s ONE thing that can actually HURT this game…….that’s the community. BNetters are basically retarded. And from that free-service cesspool of nitwits, you get either RP Nazis or Dopey-wannabe-PvP-Gankers that are convinced RTS games somehow prove you’re a good gamer and have l33t sk1ll. Both are adamant about telling others how to play games, and both hate each other for it. If you’re REALLY unlucky, you get a mix of both. An RP Nazi that thinks they’re the best Pvper on earth because they’ve won so-and-so amounts of RTS games AND played EQ PvP!! OMGHI2U. Ass. I hope Blizzard gives the Gankers their Gank-Server and the RP Nazis their Communist-Server, so the misfits of gaming societies can torture themselves and leave the rest of us alone to our video game. At least with Gank-Servers and Commy-Servers, we’ll know where the morons are and what servers to AVOID. Blizzard can have a HUGE hit on their hands if they can handle the community-clashing right. The game itself needs some more balancing work, because it IS a beta, but if it’s this good NOW and at only 1/3 of complete, imagine how basically awesome it’ll be when it’s released……whenever that is. Well done, Blizz.
Comparison
Graphics
WoW - 10/10 - Perfectly Cartoonish.
CoH - 8/10 - Just a little more detail needed.
Sound
WoW - 10/10 - Use a headset and you’ll see.
CoH - 8/10 - Nothing as funny as a KA-POW!
Gameplay
WoW - 10/10 - Solid.
CoH - 8/10 - Mess with it some, then it’s solid.
Community Clashing
WoW - 5/10 - Blizzard’s basic fanbase of BNetters are morons.
CoH - 10/10 - Instanced “quests” through every level. No clash.
Support
WoW - 10/10 - Blizzard cares.
CoH - 0/10 - NCSoft couldn’t care less.
Fun Factor
WoW - 10/10 - You’ll never want to log. Pump vitamins into me and go away.
CoH - 8/10 - You’ll only want to log to eat.
WoW vs. CoH
CoH is a great time waster when WOW servers are down and that’s the only time I play it, when I can’t get into WoW because the server is down. I’m lucky enough to be able to play both anytime I want, and if given a choice, I prefer WoW hands down. Not that they both couldn’t learn form one another. NCSoft needs to REALLY get some support. They have chimps pressing automated emails there. UO is barely a step above them and that’s sad. Sony has competition for the worst support. NCSOft. And Blizzard could take a que from NCSoft. Make every single quest an instance. For every level. It’s ironic that on an MMORPG, community interaction can hurt the game. Morons get behind a computer screen, and turn into complete slapasses. If Blizzard sticks to their guns and impliments what THEY think will work and be good for the game, not give in to the whiners and make sure that the retards have their own servers, the game will be fine and so will the community.
CoH is fun. It’s a solid release that can entertain for hours if you have some friends to goof off in game with. But WoW is alot more fun that’s still in beta. If you don’t have a choice, and want or need to play SOMETHING until WOW comes out or you get into the Beta, then play CoH. It’s fun without the commitment of the usual MMORPG.
But when WOW comes out, you’re not going to want to know anything else. WoW is going to be King, and to alot of us Beta Testers, it already is.
Good Journey
The PhM and The World Of Warcraft
Posted Saturday, April 24, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Hear ye, Hear ye and all that crap.
Listen up.
We originally intended to make the PhM Alliance and the Blagtoof Horde in the World of Warcraft. Well after playing the beta as much as we have, playing both sides and enjoying the hell out of it, we have come to the only conclusion that made sense.
Alliance Races are boring, tired, and frankly, annoying as all hell.
The PhM are Demonic entities, and as such, it only makes perfect sense for us to go ALL Undead anyway.
What does this mean for the guild members and their characters and the Blagtoof Tribe?
This means that all HUMAN-esque characters will have to go Undead. All other races you would choose for Horde; Orc, Tauren, Troll; will have to be in the Blagtoof Tribe.
Why did we choose this? It’s simple. Years of having to play a human race in UO has basically soured us to ever playing humans again. Gnomes aren’t right at all for this guild, and the Night Elves just suck. The only people that I know that plan to play a Night Elf are the fuckin’ RP Nazi assholes that think you’re only RPing if you cyber an “attractive looking” group of pixels. Well, fuck that. We won’t side with jerkholes like that. With any luck, those morons will go to the “RP Misfit Server” if they make one.
Quite honestly, the only Alliance race any of us in the guild LIKE are Dwarves, so we may make a small Dwarf Faction to keep us equipped.
There you have it.
To clarify for the stupid.
The PhM will be UNDEAD ONLY.
The Blagtoof WarTribe will be Orc, Troll and Tauren ONLY.
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New Push In WOW
Posted Wednesday, April 21, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So the new Push is out. We can play Horde and all of the whining little bitches are crying about all the system changes they either haven’t played or aren’t even in the damned beta. Since I don’t have to be nice here, I’ll say what I feel.
You don’t like the new changes? You want to cry and whine and bitch and moan because you’re too fuckin’ short sighted to look past your own selfishness?
Here’s my advice, you bloated moron. Eat yourself to death, and hand your Beta Key to someone that will appreciate it and not think that they are OWED something.
You’re a beta tester. Test the god damned game and stop crying like you’re someone important.
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My oh my what’s a Beta Tester to do?!
Posted Wednesday, April 14, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So check this out, today I get invited to play the City Of Heroes Beta.
Now, let me be blunt and say this flat out, The World Of Warcraft is hands down the best MMORPG anyone will see for a very long time. And City Of Heroes is a totally different type in the same genre, and a casual game for casual gamers. City Of Heroes also has set times and days they allow us to test, where WoW doesn’t. And the Horde Push for WoW is coming this week. I can very easily play both and dedicate my testing time to both. It’s not that hard. But WoW gets 95% of my time. I’ll log into CoH when the WoW servers are down or I’m downloading the new Push for 8 hours. Believe it. CoH will get it’s due time, but I’m hopelessly addicted to WoW. CoH has alot to overcome to grab my attention for more than the first 1/2 hour of logging into it.
Expect a nice essay in a few days listing the pros and cons of both games and giving a slam down comparison the only way it can be given. By a jaded MMORPG gamer like me. Don’t like it? Don’t read it. Over 110 thousand hits, kiddies. You gave them to us. Obviously you like it.
World Of Warcraft Beta Test
Posted Thursday, March 25, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Yep. That’s right. I’m Beta testing WOW, and so are quite a few other PhM members. You may cry now.
Here’s MY review of the game in it’s nearly-week-old-beta state -
It’s completely and utterly fuckin’ cool. It’ll destroy every game out there. They could release the thing NOW and it’ll bury every MMORPG on the market and make other ones go the hell away before they are released.
The graphics are amazing, the sound is incredible, the gameplay is the smoothest gameplay I have ever experienced. You want a break down? Fine. Don’t expect it to be too long, I want to log back in.
Gameplay -
The best. The controls are intuitive after a few hours I would say. Smooth as silk, very convenient. Easy to master. Alot of features that just make it so easy to play. The user interface is unreal. No more do you have to look in some book or some site to know what attribute or skill does what at what level and what effects what. You put the mouse over it, and it tells you. The interface is all out of the way, small, and efficient. Nothing needs to be ever touched with the interface and gameplay, but they keep making it BETTER anyway.
Sound -
Will make you freak the fuck out. Chirping birds, crickets at night. Snow under your feet, stone, grass, dried grass, sand. Jungles will mess with your head. Caves will freak you out. Running into a particularly undead area will make you not even want to go any further just because of the sick horror-flick soundtrack playing. This is one game you’ll WANT to have the music on for.
Graphics -
Absolutely gorgeous. It’s really fitting that the abbreviation for the game is WoW. You say that almost every 5 minutes. The sun setting, the sun rising, the night time sky, the characters. Breath from your mouth in the cold air. The prints in the snow and sand. I can go on forever. Screenshots show absolutely NOTHING of how awesome the damned game is. Go stare at screenshots all you want. Nothing can prepare you for how it is when you log in. It grabs you, and sucks you in…..forever.
Questing, Tradeskills, Classes -
Untouchable. We’re only allowed to play the Alliance races right now, which means human, dwarf, night elf, and gnome. They haven’t even finished alot of the classes and balancing yet, and already they are the most balanced than any MMO out there. Any class can solo, but it’s more fun with people. Only one mage was ever any good in these games, and that was the UO mage. WOW’s mage puts that one to fuckin’ SHAME. I can’t WAIT to get in and play the Horde races.
Everything Else -
Enjoy other games while you can. In like 4 months when this game is out, if you pick it up, you won’t ever put it down. World of Warcraft? No. World of WarCRACK. Nothing will touch this game. Nothing. If you are one of those people that doesn’t believe me, then just fuck off. I’ve been playing these games for 8 years now. The mark of a good game is by how you lose track of time. The Beta has been out for almost a week…….and I just about realized it now.
Time to log back in. Don’t bother me, I’m Beta Testing.
You knew it was coming
Posted Friday, March 12, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So here we are. Enjoying our time on the various forums. Then comes this slapass who thinks he’s a 12 billion year old elf and an “experienced roleplayer” to threaten the Blagtoof WarTribe.
Right.
Like he wouldn’t end up a small puddle on the floor. So this halfwit decides he wants an “rp forum battle” after 3 lines of roleplaying. There’s a shock. The people that inhabit the place he comes from can’t roleplay 30 seconds without it ending in some kind of fight. So I inform him that I don’t take part in their retarded version of a chatroom brawl. He ignores it. About 6 warnings were given to him to just shut up about it. People don’t all roleplay the same. Well, this little twit decides to ignore the 6 different times he was told by myself, and even 2, count it, 2 admins of the site, to stop forcing his idiocy on others.
So he pushed. And I gave him what he deserved. He was ripped to shreds and stomped into goop. What does he do? Gets upset and calls us all “queer roleplayers” and rants on how we’re not experienced roleplayers. That’s just a laugh. This little RP Nazi stomping his feet because he didn’t get his way, starts flaming. Well, flaming gets you banned. And he was. And now his own people are telling him he’s a complete retard for acting how he did.
The kicker?
He’s playing it off like he’s the victim. Poor him. The big bad Orc ravaged him. Had nothing to do with the fact that he blurred and broke character left and right and then flamed. I wasn’t aware that it was IC to say “tell me who I’m fighting to I can make the duel thread”. What do elves know about “making a duel thread”?
And to boot, over 850 people SAW that these people allow a small brained RP Nazi to speak for them. He was kicked from a guild of that “Elven League” for being a hardon. And another guild in the League picks him up?? Yeah, that makes TOTAL sense. If they were smart and actually CARED about how they look, they would tell the guild he’s in to kick him or they’re out of the league.
The RP Nazis once again try and invade the sanctity of a true roleplaying community, and get slapped down like the 3-year EQ players they are. Good job, OW.
Good Journey
Ranks Update
Posted Wednesday, March 10, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
I updated the PhM Ranks page. So those interested in joining the armies of Chaos should go check it out.
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New Flash Added
Posted Tuesday, March 9, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
I added the intro I did for Ascape, Reddec’s personal site, to The PhM Flash section.
Yes this means I’m going to start working on the new PhM Site Intro. I wasn’t going to start on anything else flash until I finished up his intro, as promised. Took me long enough but it’s done and it’s pretty damned good. It helped me get great ideas on what I want to do for the new PhM Site intro.
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Lord Of The Sweeps
Posted Monday, March 1, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So, Lord of the Rings sweeps. Wins 11 awards, ties for most wins ever with Titanic and Ben Hurr. They won every single award all night. Just goes to show you, that not everything in the world is full of bullshit and “who you know”.
Talent actually pays in the end.
Good job. Now we wait for The Hobbit.
Good Journey
Update
Posted Sunday, February 22, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Added our PhM Elven Language Converter once again. It’s in the members link.
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Thank God for free trials
Posted Sunday, February 15, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So I get an email from a site saying “Hey! Guess what! We have a free trial of Horizons for you! Since I was far too lazy to download the beta test after being accepted, I figured, why not.
Thank God for free trials. My personal review - this game sucks. Plain and simple. It sucks. It’s horrible. It’s disgusting. It’s frightening. The SHORTEST list would be to tell you what I LIKED about it. Ready?? The character creation menu. That’s…..about……..it. I wouldn’t play this crapass game if it was for free forever. I wouldn’t play this crapass game if someone PAID me to. Why on God’s green Earth ANYONE would play this giant POS of a game is beyond me.
Now, in that same email I also got ANOTHER free trial. A demo of Unreal Tournament 2004. It has a few playmodes, and even online multiplayer capabilities in this demo.
Thank God for free trials. My personal review - this game is kickass. The Onslaught mode ALONE is reason enough to plunk down $50 when it comes out in March. Whatever they did in UT2003 they THANKFULLY FORGOT. That game sucked. UT2004 is a true sequal to the original Unreal Tournament, and I can’t wait to get my grubby hands on this game when it goes retail in March. Fuck Counterstrike, fuck Halo, the king is back. At least until Doom3.
So as you can see, free trials are great. They can save you alot of time and money, and they can help you decide exactly which game will get your hard earned greenery.
Quick sum up.
Horizons - Sucks ass.
UT2004 - Kicks ass.
Are we clear?
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Another update
Posted Thursday, February 12, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Ok, so I updated the main page as you can see with the Story Button. If you’re interested in the story of the PhM, and how it came to be, or the Blagtoof WarTribe, then click that button and read them.
Good Journey
Why liberals piss me off
Posted Wednesday, February 11, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So here I am, being me. Holding my tongue on a topic that would usually get my big old stamp of opinion. And then someone posts something that I felt I needed to post on. And I do. And since it wasn’t politically correct, and since, you know, it was my OWN opinion that differed far from theirs, and I’m wrong. As if this slapass could dictate what someone FEELS is wrong. Then he kindly informs me that he’s a Democrat, after I called him Hitler for trying to stomp on my personal values because they didn’t match his.
Figures.
So I changed my opinion of him from Hitler to worse…..liberal. These people piss me off to no end. It’s ok to feel what you feel, as long as it closely resembles EXACTLY what they feel. If not, you’re wrong.
These are the same people that create terms like “politically correct” and expect me to call “chairmen of the board” a chairPERSON of the board. They want to call that thing in the street a PERSONhole cover, and that’s just insane. Give everything to the lazy, make the world an easy place for the lazy, and take away from the workers while you’re at it.
Slapasses.
So here’s to you mister liberal. No I’m not going to say his name. *laugh* I never do. But he knows who he is. Here’s your flame.
Suicide is for cowards. Suicide is the chickenshit way out devised by some weakling who couldn’t TAKE it.
Want to kill yourself? Fine. Make sure you sign over all of your crap to ME. I’ll make better use of it. And while you’re slicing away, loading that gun, getting ready to jump or buying rope, try to remember that there are millions of people out there that don’t HAVE the choice you have at that moment and their lives are TAKEN from them, by war, murder, or illness. You should be ashamed of yourself for being so selfish………come to think of it, step it up, you’re breathing my air.
Good Journey
Profile added, button update and 90 thousand hits
Posted Wednesday, February 11, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Yep. I updated the Blagtoof Button on the top right side there, to make it more balanced with the PhM Button. After all, the Orcs deserve the same space. Waaargh!
I also added Vrikor Tagdush’s profile. Aslo expect a new intro soon as well as more profiles when I get to them.
Yeah, yeah. I’m getting there. Shut up.
Over 90 thousand hits. Feed the Ego.
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Blagtoof WarTribe Language Section
Posted Friday, February 6, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Ok, so I added the Blagtoof WarTribe Language section on the Blagtoof page. I took it out of the ‘Roolz’ section and put it in it’s own section and added the ‘Langooage’ Button.
There are some examples and how OUR language works. Every Tribe has their own dialect, and the Blagtoof Tribe is no different.
Good Journey
Member Profile stuff……….
Posted Wednesday, February 4, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So I took down the test profile, and put up Profiles for Lord Rakknarr and Grishnak Blagtoof.
Until we get images that we like, there are placeholder images instead. As soon as I get the stories from each member, I’ll put them up, that way, when we get the images we like, I can just slap them in the flash and upload them without having to worry about editing the entire flash piece for each.
I also loaded the 3 PhM Site Intro Movies I had. They’re at the bottom of the flash menu.
Have fun clicking buttons.
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More stuff……..
Posted Tuesday, February 3, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So like if you’re bored, I started working on the idea I had for member profiles. Hit the nifty member button on the side, then hit the OBVIOUS Profile Testing link on the list. Nothing is written, just testing to see what it looks like on here.
I think it’s coming along. And, well, if you don’t like it, tough. You’re not a member, so it REALLY doesn’t matter what ya’ think.
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What the fuck…?
Posted Monday, February 2, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Can I ask you something? Can something REALLY be called WEEKLY if it’s only been done like 6 times in like 8 months?
I didn’t think so. Ya’ fuckin’ hacks. *Laughs*
I prefer another site, basically because their weekly updates are WEEKLY, and they serve the community, not themselves. But I guess I’m just silly that way. You know, expecting everyone to be as honest, solid and GOOD as only-wow.
Hell, I’m more consistant in my updates. At least I don’t bullshit and I POST things like THE TRUTH and don’t try and DECEIVE the people.
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And less than a day later……..
Posted Monday, February 2, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So here it is. I’m still working on some of the documentation, but everything is linked and up. The forums were scrapped because, well, we don’t need them. It’s no secret where we can be found and where we can be contacted. So anyone that wants to, can find us, or just apply. That way, no more mooks signing up for the boards just to be frikkin’ nosey and not posting anything.
So now, anyone that is interested in a specific guild, (Blagtoof or PhM, if you haven’t figured it out yet), can go to that section, and read up. The rules for the PhM are being worked on, and the rules for the Blagtoof are being worked on in a bit more detail, but the gist is here.
All that’s left, is the Member Profiles and a new intro. Yeah, yeah one thing at a time.
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And so….
Posted Monday, February 2, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
And so the PhM section is up and running. Now all I need to do is get the documentation uploaded, member profiles done, and bring back the forums from the nuclear holocaust I caused late last night.
Good Journey
Blah
Posted Monday, February 2, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Yeah so I fixed the Blagtoof Space issue. I knew if I stared at it long enough (it’s now 20 til 6am) I’d get it. Forums are still nuked to Holy Hell though. Not that it matters.
Crap-That-Needs-To-Be-Done List
*Sleep (eventually)
*PhM Section itself
*Flash Movie Section (like I’d forget to upload those)
*Member Profiles. (Have a great idea here, wait it out)
*Complete reinstating the code for all sections. (Rules, codes, ranks, crap like that)
*New intro movie. (It’s a habit)
*Either fix the forums or remove them completely. (sometimes more trouble than they’re worth)
*Touch up various crap. (Make it all purdy an’ shit)
About time the entire layout was redone after 7 freakin’ years, wouldn’t you say?
Good Journey
And so on
Posted Monday, February 2, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
So there’s some more parts that work. The Blagtoof section didn’t have the damned space at the top it has now until I moved one button. Now the fucker appears, and reverting didn’t fix it, and it’s nearly 4am, so it’s going to have to wait until tomorrow. And I wouldn’t even TOUCH the forums.
Also, I’m aware how abrasive the damned scrollbar in this little news column looks. I’ll get that fixed too, tomorrow.
Good Journey
Updating
Posted Monday, February 2, 2004 by Lord Rakknarr
Here’s a shock. It’s actually being updated. I told you mooks it would be and here it is. Rather sudden, but hey, deal with it.
All past news is NOT lost, just archived until I feel like putting it back. All buttons might or might not work.
As a matter of fact, it might just crashyour browser if you piss off the site. So browse at a slow pace. We’re working on it.
Oh and the counter is still here…….at the bottom.
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Hello all
Posted Monday, February 2, 2004 by Lord Reddec
Well me and Rakk are doing some site revamping (if you didnt notice, stop taking acid), and things are not done 100%. So…in other words
BRB ASSHAT
