That didn’t take very long…

Check out our Clan Kills Gallery for the recent additions by myself and Karhak from our Guild’s triumphant return to WOW. You would think that people on a PvP Server would, oh I don’t know, know how to PvP a bit better than the asshat crybabies on Eonewb, but alas, they don’t. Even using a brand new class I have never even read up on, the Death Knight, I’ve started spilling the blood of people higher levels than I am. It’s fucking ridiculous. And Kar has been eating these scrubs alive, being 72 killing level 80s. It’s nuts.

So take a look, and laugh with us at them. This is only the beginning. Wait until we start FRAPSing this shit. LOL

~Blagtoof

Adventure as one of two new races–the cursed worgen with the Alliance or the resourceful goblins with the Horde.

Level Cap Increased to 85

Earn new abilities, tap into new talents, and progress through the path system, a new way for players to improve characters.

Classic Zones Remade

Familiar zones across the original continents of Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms have been altered forever and updated with new content, from the devastated Badlands to the broken Barrens, which has been sundered in two.

New High-Level Zones

Explore newly opened parts of the world, including Uldum, Grim Batol, and the great Sunken City of Vashj’ir beneath the sea.

More Raid Content than Ever Before

Enjoy more high-level raid content than previous expansions, with optional more challenging versions of all encounters.

New Race and Class Combinations

Explore Azeroth as a gnome priest, blood elf warrior, or one of the other never-before-available race and class combinations.

Guild Advancement

Progress as a guild to earn guild levels and guild achievements.

New PvP Zone & Rated Battlegrounds

Take on PvP objectives and daily quests on Tol Barad Island, a new Wintergrasp-like zone, and wage war in all-new rated Battlegrounds.

Archaeology

Master a new secondary profession to unearth valuable artifacts and earn unique rewards.

Flying Mounts in Azeroth

Explore Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms like never before.

And much, much more…

Now…take all this, add in all the shit they’re going to put in the “much, much more” category PLUS all the shit they’ve added since The Burning Crusade and W.A.R.’s release, and you have a game that does W.A.R. better than W.A.R. does W.A.R.

What. The. Fuck.

Mythic better move fast or Blizzard is going to finish their game off right fucking quick. And coming from ME, that says alot.

~Blagtoof

Let’s see if they actually manage to fix the shit that needs to be fixed this time and stop bastardizing and ass-raping the beloved Warhammer IP…

After all…Champions Online is right around the fucking corner kids, and between that and with Blizzard - as much as I hate them and WoW - yoinking every possible good idea W.A.R. has and implimenting them faster and BETTER, Mythic needs to do a LOT more than patch in some weak ass RvR “fixes” and then still ONLY shit out a retarded PvE Event for their 1 year anniversary….

Clock’s ticking, fuckos. Step it up, already! Some of us are still playing and still hoping you get your collective head’s out of your collective asses before you literally FORCE us to move on…

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Honestly, I would post the notes, but until they have something more akin to “we’re finally saving the game by nerfing the overpowered careers and buffing underpowered ones” no one in our guild really cares to read them.

~Blagtoof

So last night Order attacks IC…again at 10pm. Surprise surprise. But wot happened in there was particularly fun. See, we had a group of just Blagtoof. Since the other fucking morons on our server liked to keep a closed warband in a city defense (do I have to go into just how fucking stupid that is?), we had our own. Five Blagtoof. My wife Borznik the Shaman, me on Ghrazsnik the Choppa, Khirana the Black Guard, Drogrot the Choppa and Yaashtshom the Magus.

Well, after me arguing in region chat with the resident cowards who were content with hiding out like scared little twatmonkeys on the Monolith, we decided we were going to cause trouble for Order through the REST of the city and keep pressure on the Temple. After all, if Order decided to just rush the Monolith, the losers hiding there would be slaughtered immediately and we’d lose it all. So, once again, it was up to Blagtoof. While I was mocking the other Destruction morons, 2 other people left the chickenshit outfit on the Monolith and joined up with us. Einherjars the Black Orc and Narlana the Sorceress from Fenix Boyz. Two fantastically fun players.

Needless to say the 7 of us launched attack after attack on the Temple, wiping out the camped group of 20 each time, only to have their reinforcements of another 28 show up in the end to kill us. We can kill 20 of them alone. Even 30. But we can’t kill 48 of them alone.

So after we slaughtered them for 2 hours straight, earning MANY Invader pieces and MANY Invader Crests (Thanks for the fun and fights, Ein and Narl!!), 5 Blagtoof decided to take the rest of Thunder Mountain from Order. And take it back we did.

What started out as the 5 of us turned into 6 Blagtoof when Platy joined the fray, and then slowly turned into 2 groups….against an entire warband plus of theirs. That didn’t deter us at all. The people we were fighting outnumbered us easily, but we outclassed them definately. We rolled these Order idiots at every turn, handing them sound and even outright criminal beatings every time they gathered more forces to attack us while we took Battlefield Objective after Battlefield Objective. They paniced, and ranked up their keeps. One to Rank 4 and the other to Rank 1 in an attempt to funnel us to where THEY wanted us. Idiots. We made short work of their Rank 1 Keep of Karak Karag, killing all of them in the process.

We then decided to hit their Rank 4 Keep of Bloodfist Rock. They outnumbered us with 2 warbands to our ALMOST one. They had CHAMPION Guards. They had Seige Weapons. And we utterly and completely annihilated them.

With the Inevitible City safe due to Blagtoof pressure and battle prowess, and Thunder Mountain ours again - and it being 4am and us all being satisfied with the carnage we caused - we all decided to call it a night. Hey, we were tired. You’d be surprised how tired you can actually get when you’re laughing really hard at the people you are slaughtering from 10pm to 4am.

Order may outnumber us 2:1 or more on our server at any given moment - even between 1:30am and 4am, but we are clearly the better players. As if there was any doubt.

~Blagtoof