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Kills for March 2005
More shots of another skilless newb getting smoked over and over. What a waste of a great weapon on a clueless tool that has absolutely NO idea how to use it.
Even taking time off from the Whine-fest that is WoW PvP, we still manage to rack up the kills. Here we have a group of hopeless slapass newbs that attacked Thunder Bluff. 20 of them, one of me on arrival, then 6 of us total defenders. Not only did I smoke them one by one SOMEHOW because they were too retarded to notice me while they were fighting guards, but once backup arrived, 6 of us set them on fire like the trash they are. Keep in mind alot of these are the same slapass newbs we smoked at the Crossroads earlier, and I beat down at Splintertree myself earlier. How can people get to 60 and suck this bad, I have no idea....
^ Real brave, asshat. Watching your buddy die. Why does the alliance always ONLY flag when they outnumber and if ONE of them dies, they simply deflag and dance around like morons??
^Oh. That's why. LOL Nevermind. You just suck and you know it.
From image 11 to 22 we have 10 lowbie newbs that thought they would be cute and attack the NPCs at the Great Lift. The story goes like this, I'm bored and cruising. I see the alert go off and I was close, so I roll up and smoke two lowbie newbs. I go into one of my many hiding spots there and wait. They res and call backup. WHY they didn't just go DOWN the lift is beyond me. So they get 4 friends. That's 6 lowbies ranging from levels 37-42 (one level 28). And me. Of course, they attack the NPCs. I roll out and kill all 6 then go into hiding. They res and do some cheering emotes which tells me MORE PLAYTIME!! They get 4 more. 10 of them ranging from 37 - 42. 1 of me. Of COURSE they flag. They're convinced now they have me. I smoke all 10. I have no idea how, I'll be honest. I should have died. They res and get the drop on me the second time. Well, I wasn't about to go without a fight. So I decide to use a tactic called "divide and conquer". I jump OFF the lift to my death. It's my only death, so no wait on my res. Just as I thought, 5 of them come down the elevator. I hop on, hit res, and bandage fast on my way up. I smoke the 5 at the top, then the other 5 take the elevator up, and I smoke THEM. They all deflag and leave, of course taunting like the coward little bitches they are. And of course, I get a tell from one. Crying about how I'm picking on lowbies just trying to use the lift and how I need to grow up and take my beating...?! Hey asshole, you DIDN'T HAVE to flag. You didn't HAVE TO try and zerg a higher level like a fucking toughguy. You LOST and now you're CRYING? Oh eat me and drop dead. Whiney little bitch. I used superior skill and superior tactics to beat your stupid little zerg force that SHOULD HAVE beaten me BY ALL ACCOUNTS! HOW did you NOT beat me?! Holy shit, you just SUCK. And then to cry about it? Oh fuck you already.
^ Nice friends ya got, tool. They watched you die. LOL
^ Yeah you're sorry. Sorry you got busted.
