The PhM / Blagtoof WarTribe Kills Page
Kills for August 2005
Hysterical Shots Of The Month!!
Before we get to the kills, I thought I would show you all some hysterical shots. Shots so funny, that being just kills isn't degrading enough. We have to show just how stupid, lame, weak, and useless these certain people in them are.

This is what it takes to kill Grishnak. Take a long hard look and count how many alliance fear Grishnak so badly they simply have to zerg rush him. Then notice the honor log and see he took 2 with him anyway. I hope you're all proud of your shallow victory. Trust me when I say we laugh at how many people you HAVE to use to kill ONE of us. Feed the Ego. Bitches.

The bnetkiddie that bought Yins account sucks worse than he did. I didn't think it was possible. At least the original Yin didn't spam crap after getting abused.

Yes yes, escape the filter to show us what a wannabe whore you really are. Nice name there too. Slapass. Does it hurt to be that stupid?

That's right. I don't even have to flag to take the Alliance out of battle. Some of them are so obsessed with me that they flat out stop PvPing just to sit infront of me.

Another shot of a gank squad. The fear you have just makes things like this all the sweeter. Everyone dies, it just takes YOU a ton of people to make ONE of US do it. *LOL*

This is Shortstop. He's one of those "We cna All b3 fri3ndZ" kids and thinks he's funny and entertaining. Magician? You better
rehearse your disappearing act. You suck as much with a warrior as you did with a Paladin, and that says alot. His excuse was he was farming
dishonorable kills. Well, Grishnak was farming HIM.
The following 34 kills are from all of August and the first 2 weeks of September. Plenty of skilless whiners in them. It amazes me how many people think carrying a stick makes them good at PvP. Once they get into a real PK situation, they fold like a house of cards. Learn to PvP, ya skilless losers. Many of these people were killed over and over, so I tried not to repeat them, unless where hysterical.

For having this name alone, you should be shot. But coming up to me flagged and bowing, thinking I WOULDN'T plant you in the dirt was even dumber.

Stick to playing WSG. You suck in actual PvP. Can't turtle out here, newb.

This guy..just flat sucks. Amazingly so. I have never met another warrior in beta and retail that sucks as much ass as this kid does. You seriously need to just delete yourself and quit WoW. You couldn't win with almost the best gear in the game, that's how much you completely blow. I hate to say this, but Grishnak literally does own you. And you owe us $5 a month for taking up so much server space in our kills section. Ya' newb. *LOL*

*Sigh* Dude, how could you possibly have a rank when you die so much? They need to put in honor penalties for death. You'd OWE them ranks.

This newb is taking pointers from the last newb. He has dying down pat.

You're the Alliance Druid Poster Boy. You spam moonfire and then take off the second someone notices you. Keep running, you useless coward. Chasing you down just to kill you makes us laugh until tears roll down our faces. Chickenshit loser.


This guy thinks he's good. He's the classic Priest. Spams fear, spams shields and prays someone kills the person beating on him before his mana gives out. Dude, here's a newsflash. You suck. The only time you can get a kill on someone is if you're apart of a gank squad 6 on 1. So stop thinking you're some PvP God when all you are is wrongfully overconfident. Don't quit watching people carry a stick. That's the only "pvp" you can handle. Fuckin' newb. You give real Priests a bad name.

This newb quit WoW after this death. Good. 1 down, an entire server to go.


You talk alot. How about you learn your class before you run your mouth. And look at that honor spam. You're ridiculous.



You. Just. Suck.

Sorry. Maybe all of those times watching people carry a stick or clicking one button in Molten Core led you to believe that you were actually GOOD at your class. Here's a newsflash for you. You're not. I love how your corpse slides away from me too, by the way.

Awww. What's wrong, Carebear? No army of healbots to save you from your inevitable end? All that gear, and you're still just a PvP newb. You just can't run with the big dogs, so you better just stay on the fucking porch.

Don't flag infront of us and think you'll make it to escape in the instance.


Yes, that's it. Like your "guild leader" you're a coward that let's your guildie die. When you reform into your fourth guild, you people honestly should just call yourselves "Losers". Maybe even try "We can't fight for shit", because, well, you can't.

Ass-endance just should go back under that rock they oozed out from under. Every time you try and throw your hats into the PvP ring, no matter what your guild name is, you simply fail miserably. Just give up already. You can beat AI but you can't beat players.

Moonfire! Moonfire! Root! Tra*---* Oops! No travel form and escape for you, newb.












